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(ABC News)   When waving pot-filled baggie out of car window, it is wise to check for cops beforehand   ( abclocal.go.com) divider line
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2003-03-27 08:22:26 PM  
I have no penis.
2003-03-27 08:22:45 PM  
I have two penises, so me and ApocalypseDude together are average.
2003-03-27 08:22:53 PM  
me bull
2003-03-27 08:23:14 PM  
Dude, that is apocalyptic.

Unless you're a girl.
2003-03-27 08:24:30 PM  
But how can his "real name" be "Huge Erection" if he has "no penis" "?"
2003-03-27 08:26:29 PM  
reminds me of a certain song by King Missile. how does it go again?
2003-03-27 08:27:34 PM  
no penis?
unless you're a girl?

are we reading the same article?
2003-03-27 08:28:04 PM  
My Dixie Wrecked.

I need to buy that shirt.
2003-03-27 08:30:44 PM  
And this is why I don't care if pot becomes legal any time soon. He probably wouldn't have been picked up if he wasn't acting like an asshat to begin with. On the other hand, I am responsible about my pot, it's placement and my usage of it.

/TPR's obligatory pot opinion.
2003-03-27 08:34:46 PM  
OK. Most know where I stand on the pot issue. I smoke. I think it should be legal. I think we should tax the shiat out of it. However, asshats like that need to be arrested.

Even after we legalize it, an asshat like that needs to be arrested.
Stupid people are dangerous.
2003-03-27 08:35:10 PM  
After reading the first six comments, I had to click on the link again to make sure I was still in the right thread.

Keep my bearings straight.
2003-03-27 08:36:12 PM  

*I dunno. My baseline was the Boobies, not the article. Just cuz I'm cut like that.*
2003-03-27 08:37:28 PM  
OK, so "Boobies" is filtered thru as Boobies.
2003-03-27 08:38:30 PM  
You sumbiatches!!! That filter is good.

pherst post!
2003-03-27 08:39:20 PM  
2003-03-27 08:44:29 PM  
fhurst pohst

not that hard
2003-03-27 08:50:32 PM  
Ph1rS7 post ?
2003-03-27 08:50:39 PM  
I like the way the article leaves the meth until the veeeery end.

Pot is bad. People who smoke pot are bad and stupid.
.oh yeah and meth.... somthin'... mumble...look! a blue car!
2003-03-27 08:51:50 PM  

How about "the post that was first submitted."

Anyway, why would anyone of any intelligence wave pot out the window of his car? "Hey, look! I've got illegal drugs, come arrest me!"
2003-03-27 08:51:54 PM  
First pot !
2003-03-27 08:52:03 PM  
I'm stoned. I don't get it. So, basically the cops didn't get the message. He was merely inviting them over for a quick smoke. This man should get a noble peace prize because our boys in blue need a good smoke because of the war and all. HURRAZ! Praise Jah.
2003-03-27 08:52:31 PM  
Wydok The article mentions that the guy had any intelligence?

Hah, didn't think so.
2003-03-27 08:53:55 PM  
I was with a buddy in K-Mart one night when the cashier kind of cleared her throat and tapped her shirt pocket...I looked over at my buddy and noticed he had apparently recently scored a sack as it was sticking out of fhis shirt pocket like a cigar. He was oblivious...turned out it was good shiat.
2003-03-27 08:56:50 PM  
yeah, yeah...some of the filtered terms are teh ghey, though.
2003-03-27 08:57:44 PM  
I think most people get paranoid when buzzed, apparently it has the opposite effect on some. Of course in my salad days we were young and stupid and drove around smoking weed and listening to the radio and goofing, it was fun then, for some reason.
2003-03-27 08:59:45 PM  
What does a 13 year old Forrest City girl say during sex?

"get off of me, daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!"
2003-03-27 09:11:22 PM  
and crystal meth!!!!

2003-03-27 09:20:55 PM  

I just thought I was stoned. Then I read this thread.

Pretty cool though.

I can't figure out what anyone's talking about.

mmmm..must've been too much
2003-03-27 09:23:10 PM  
The sad thing about pot is that you get soo complacent and used to it at times, you tend to forget it's illegal...

like the time a friend of mine had her bong and some dope sitting on the coffe table. Well, the exterminator for the apartments entered....and he reported her to the police.

She said! "It was in my house on the coffee table!!"

I said..."Ummm, it's STILL illegal."
2003-03-27 09:24:46 PM  
I was born in America by luck. I was born in Texas by the grace of God.

I know I've said this but...

2003-03-27 09:25:15 PM  
What a dope!!
2003-03-27 09:29:28 PM  
.............who arrested Atwood on charges of driving while drug-intoxicated,..............

2003-03-27 09:35:14 PM  

How about DWT: Driving While Toasted.
2003-03-27 09:45:55 PM  
This is why they call it DOPE! Sheesh.

2003-03-27 09:47:43 PM  
This is pretty funny. First of all, the guy shouldn't have been driving. Second, he was a moron for waving a baggy out of his window? Oh well, he'll get lots of company in jail.
2003-03-27 09:48:20 PM  
"Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off,"

Praise Jah
2003-03-27 09:50:32 PM  
This reminds me of Super Troopers. I don't know why.
2003-03-27 10:24:19 PM  
Dumb bastard. He deserves to lose his weed. Hell he deserves to have to send it to me ...he can keep the meth though. farkin Firebird and everything - the guy sounds like Jim Anchover from the Onion.
2003-03-27 10:28:25 PM  
dangled a small bag filled with a green, leafy substance

green leafy substance does not sound like any mary jane I have ever had, if someone tried to sell me leaves I would laugh at them.
2003-03-27 10:58:54 PM  
drugs and stupid people shouldn't mix. obviously makes them even stupider, and gives people bad impressions about drugs.
2003-03-27 11:14:20 PM  
Whoa Gee! Word up! The dang dude got pinched 'cuz he dangled his stash out da dang window! He da fool! We can still grab a pack 'o spliffs from devo down on 5th an Pike. He still be slingin' that Alaskan thunderfark in dime bags. Chill out all. It be cool
2003-03-27 11:29:20 PM  
Anyone else thinks this deserves a Dumbass tag.

Now everybody say together:
I'm Wee Todd-Did, I'm sofa-king Wee Todd-did, and my dixie wrecked.

Now; hold your tounges and say "I was born on a power ship with ashes all around me."

I think pot should be legalized, it's not all that harmful, certainly not anymore harmful than alcohol; but dickweeds like this are the reason why we need to make stringent tests for it. Because a frkked up pothead driving is just as dangerous as a drunk driver.
2003-03-28 12:14:01 AM  
Great, poor guy wasn't hurting anyone, just trying to make a friendly offer... and officer 1984 ruins that guy's whole day.
Police state people!?!?!?
2003-03-28 12:54:09 AM  
Maybe all he needed was a couple of skins?

"Hey,Man!...Man?" (honks horn 2x)
"Man!...you got.....you got any papes??...oh Fark me!"

Hmm...sounds like the dope was in the car the entire time.
2003-03-28 03:12:10 AM  
what a dumbass. never make it that obvious. god. if he would have been smoking a joint the cops probably wouldn't have known.
2003-03-28 10:34:41 AM  
I worked in Aspen one summer. My night job was washing dishes at this mexican restaurant. We'd take breaks out back and smoke joints CONSTANTLY. Pot was a major food group in Aspen (this was years ago.) I got so complacent with it that I'd walk through the downtown mall area (where the fountain is) smoking a joint. I met up with a friend and shared a bit with him and HIS buddy. Later on he told me the guy was a cop - but that it was well known most of the Aspen cops smoked too.

Man, that was a great summer.
2003-03-29 12:24:40 AM  
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