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(SFGate)   Woman says a deranged man followed her off the bus and stole her teeth. "He kept thaying how my teeth were beautiful, like the moon and the starth."   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2009-11-30 12:42:21 AM  
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2009-11-30 12:43:15 AM  
Psh, whatever.

We all know she fell.
 
2009-11-30 12:44:22 AM  
I thee what you did there.

/what you did there, I thee it
//thlashieth!!!
 
2009-11-30 12:44:33 AM  
Buster Casey wanted for questioning
 
2009-11-30 12:45:35 AM  
Look what I got you for Christmas!
 
2009-11-30 12:45:44 AM  
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2009-11-30 12:53:38 AM  
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How is this not
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2009-11-30 01:00:37 AM  
What? They were!
 
2009-11-30 01:01:06 AM  
*Slow Clap*
 
2009-11-30 01:01:21 AM  
Your teeth are like stars.
They come out at night.
 
2009-11-30 01:06:48 AM  
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//Hot like Hell.
 
2009-11-30 01:08:17 AM  
*clap*
 
2009-11-30 01:12:19 AM  
That's a very, very strange story.

It could be true, but it could also be a story she thought up because she fell and her insurance wouldn't cover the expenses.
 
2009-11-30 01:15:10 AM  
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I swear...
 
2009-11-30 01:24:54 AM  
Starth?

-1 on the headline for inconthithenthy.
 
2009-11-30 01:34:52 AM  
Nith headline.
 
2009-11-30 01:38:35 AM  
I'd hit it. And I'd steel her caps too.
 
2009-11-30 01:45:04 AM  

Person: That's a very, very strange story.

It could be true, but it could also be a story she thought up because she fell and her insurance wouldn't cover the expenses.


No. Here's the perp:

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He needs some teeth. Kind of looks like Bigfoot, also.
 
2009-11-30 01:51:03 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Person: That's a very, very strange story.

It could be true, but it could also be a story she thought up because she fell and her insurance wouldn't cover the expenses.

No. Here's the perp:

He needs some teeth. Kind of looks like Bigfoot, also.


Looks like the "You Gonna Get Raped" guy.
 
2009-11-30 02:01:26 AM  
I guess this guy will try to pawn off her teeth as his own.
 
2009-11-30 02:04:52 AM  
Horsefeathers.
 
2009-11-30 02:11:26 AM  
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Approves.
 
2009-11-30 02:13:28 AM  
That you purth? That's a nice purth..

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2009-11-30 02:23:56 AM  

Gyrfalcon: He needs some teeth. Kind of looks like Bigfoot, also.


Hmmm.. kinda close..

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2009-11-30 02:25:36 AM  
Nice headline. I LOLed. Would read again.
 
2009-11-30 02:28:46 AM  
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2009-11-30 02:45:30 AM  
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2009-11-30 02:51:38 AM  
Ah. He stole her dentures, right?

The next thing Aronson recalls is being on her knees outside the bus, bleeding profusely from her torn lip - with her two upper front teeth missing.

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2009-11-30 02:53:16 AM  
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What a beautiful set of teeth... I MUST HAVE THEM!
 
2009-11-30 03:02:08 AM  
I grew up in NYC and took public transportation. Now I live in the Bay and I've taken public transportation. I've concluded that public transportation is simply meant for crazy motherf***ers.
 
2009-11-30 03:15:26 AM  
TFA: Despite having health insurance, Aronson says she was saddled with more than $11,500 in hospital and medical bills - including the $4,500 it cost for her replacement teeth.

She totally overpaid for those new teeth. For $24.99 (^):
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/ hot
 
2009-11-30 03:35:20 AM  
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Maybe we can blame Bush for this
 
2009-11-30 03:40:55 AM  
For some reason, I was reminded of Mr. Bungle's Carry Stress in the Jaw, and the Edgar Allen Poe poem it quotes:


Powder grinding mouthful
Pull the day from the nocturn
Sonmiloquist is the nightmare's song

"In the multiplied objects of the external world
I had no thoughts but for the teeth...
And of Berenice, I more seriously believed that
All her teeth were thoughts..
The white and ghastly spectrum of the teeth...
Meditations were never pleasurable...
The phantasma of the teeth maintained
Its terrible ascendency" (Poe)

Lock into bitten dreams perfectionist
Break like a child's mouth


Creepy.
 
2009-11-30 04:04:06 AM  
Reminds me of a strange punchline my sister said when Hubby was driving the car. She said something rude and bizarre, and in mock horror Hubby said, "What would baby Jesus say?" and without missing a beat, she curls her lips around her teeth and goes, "I DON'T HAVE ANY TEEF!!!"

He damn near ran us off the road, and almost pissed himself laughing.

/I still miss her! :,)
 
2009-11-30 04:07:36 AM  
Okay, this headline was better than mine:

She says they were stolen out of her mouth, but the police aren't sure she's telling the tooth
 
2009-11-30 04:37:39 AM  
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2009-11-30 04:43:45 AM  
Woman says a deranged man followed her off the bus and stole her teeth. "He kept thaying how my teeth were beautiful, like the moon and the starththtarth."

FTFY
 
2009-11-30 04:49:16 AM  
The teeth thieves, they come in the night... Steal your teeth, they do!
 
2009-11-30 07:13:53 AM  
The DiscWorld Igors approve of this headline.
 
2009-11-30 07:45:56 AM  
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2009-11-30 07:51:06 AM  
be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you
 
2009-11-30 07:54:44 AM  
All I want for Chrithmath
ith my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
thee my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Chrithtmath."
 
2009-11-30 09:51:32 AM  
Looks like Sam the Eagle fell on hard times.
 
2009-11-30 10:07:15 AM  
"He kept thaying how my teeth teef were beautiful, like the moon and the starth."

FTFY
 
2009-11-30 10:41:20 AM  
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2009-11-30 01:38:36 PM  
Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

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2009-11-30 06:03:14 PM  
maybe he was British?
 
2009-11-30 09:08:01 PM  
Did they all shine on?
 
Owm
2009-11-30 10:27:20 PM  
Thuferin' Thuccotath.
 
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