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(Yahoo)   Ugly-ass, rare baby white lion born in Netherlands (w/pic)   ( divider line
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122 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2003 at 6:47 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-26 11:32:15 AM  
I hope it likes desert climates where it can jump in and out of boxes in front of large crowds of people.
2003-03-26 11:51:40 AM  
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Rock on, White Lion little dude!
2003-03-26 12:32:43 PM  
Ugly-ass? That's like the cutest thing I've ever seen.
2003-03-26 12:42:05 PM  
That's not a baby lion! It's the baby jesus in the manger, he's come back.
2003-03-26 01:15:20 PM  
That is so damn cute. You know, till it gets big enough to rip your arm off.

Cue the killing kittens jokes.
2003-03-26 02:10:01 PM  
2003-03-26 02:33:46 PM  
Ugly-ass, rare baby white lion born in Netherlands (w/pic)

As opposed to an rare adult white lion being born.

And it is cute, but I understand that saying ugly-ass in the title raises your chances of getting the article posted.
2003-03-26 02:36:22 PM  

Actually, when I submitted this I left out the 'rare baby' part... the mods added it in. Clarification purposes? Who knows...

2003-03-26 03:04:53 PM  
Awwwww, it's cute. I'm disappointed that the term "ugly-ass" appears to be used as false advertising.

2003-03-26 03:19:58 PM  
Sven_Burger, my apologies to you then and thanks for the clarification.

And congratulations on your first article. Now your a submittingwhore like the rest of us. And no, we won't respect you in the morning. ;)
2003-03-26 03:23:40 PM  
The whole "ugly-ass baby born" thing is just about the lamest Fark cliche. Duke sucks.
2003-03-26 03:41:16 PM  
Say NO to boobies links

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HPZ [TotalFark]
2003-03-26 03:52:09 PM  
The headline was altered to fit the formula for ugly-ass animals, though I messed up the word order. It should have been "ugly ass baby rare..." as seen here.
2003-03-26 05:16:20 PM  
I want one!
2003-03-26 06:43:07 PM  
According to Fark edict, all headlines about baby animals must have "ugly-ass" in them. Thus spaketh the Drew.

Yea verily
2003-03-26 06:49:46 PM  

That this really is ugly.
2003-03-26 06:50:10 PM  
In other news, Siegfried & Roy hop next plane to Holland.
2003-03-26 06:50:41 PM  
Sorry. Bad spelling day. *thing
2003-03-26 06:51:14 PM  
That's no ugly-ass, rare baby white lion. It's a space station!

2003-03-26 06:51:33 PM  
Nothing is as adorable as the kitty . .
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But I will admit that it is pretty f'ng cute.
2003-03-26 06:51:46 PM  
Was Fb- in any way involved?
2003-03-26 06:52:00 PM  
You know Siegfried (SP?) and Roy are waitng in line to buy the poor thing.
2003-03-26 06:52:24 PM  
Mandatory post - I submit all sorts of BETTER websites and THIS gets posted?!
2003-03-26 06:52:48 PM  
it's cute, if "cute" means "ugly as sin."
2003-03-26 06:53:16 PM  
The mother also gave birth to a brown lion cub. I sense a hard life for that little guy..

"Why can't you be white, like your brother?!"
"Aww, mom.."

2003-03-26 06:54:14 PM  
Raekwon, I literally laughed for half of a minuete after reading your post.
2003-03-26 06:54:38 PM  
aww... precious :D it does look a little Jesus-y
2003-03-26 06:54:47 PM  
I want to hug him, and squeeze him, and call him George!
2003-03-26 06:55:21 PM  
awww... how cute!!! please do not kill this kitten.
2003-03-26 06:57:18 PM  
Does no one feel sorry for his tossed aside and neglected brown cub brother who will live in the shadows and never get photographed or any attention from girls or ....?
2003-03-26 06:58:37 PM  
Three days old and already giving up the money shot. Lion slut.
2003-03-26 07:00:07 PM  
FlipChurn wins!!
2003-03-26 07:00:17 PM  
farkers fap fast, I'm sure that the little kitty is dead.
2003-03-26 07:01:08 PM  
Does it make the children cry?
2003-03-26 07:03:02 PM  
Cute ??? Wait are you saying.......??

Hmn. I see it now. I have reached enlightenment after some convincing from a friend. :hmn:
2003-03-26 07:03:32 PM  
I know its the cliche and all, but don't you think once in a while you can say "almost not ugly ass baby whatever was born wherever"?
2003-03-26 07:04:14 PM  
Awwwwwwwwww! He's looks so snuggly ^_^

2003-03-26 07:06:10 PM  
since nobody else has said it

/heavy sarcasm/

it's cute
2003-03-26 07:06:52 PM  
This guy would care...
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2003-03-26 07:07:12 PM  
The headline is a lie! That cub is as cute as a button. Must not be a cat person...
2003-03-26 07:08:39 PM  
I actually like this song.. and I bet once you read the lyrics the song will be STUCK in your little pinheads for awhile.
White Lion
wait just a moment before our love will die
cause I must know the reason why we say goodbye
wait just a moment and tell me why
cause I can show you lovin that you won't deny

wait and show your lovin like it was before
cause I won't let that feelin walk ou through the door
yeah wait just a moment and try once more
cause babe I need to hold you like I did before

so if you go away I know that I will follow
cause there's a place inside my heart that tells me
hold out, hold out, hold out

wait - wait
I never had a chance to love you
wait - wait
if only our love could show you
wait - wait
I never wanna be without you
wait - wait
no I never had a chance to love you
now I only wanna say I love you
one more time

wait - wait
I never had a chance to love you
wait - wait
if only our love could show you
wait - wait
I never wanna be without you
wait - wait
no I never had a chance to love you
now I only wanna say I love you
2003-03-26 07:13:25 PM  
Dammit, it is cute. What a let down. I thought the rumor of the existence of ugly kittens remains just that - a rumor.

Eat me.
2003-03-26 07:14:58 PM  
Any Chance they will name this one Kimba?

Ref for all you old farkers out there.
2003-03-26 07:15:25 PM  
Dammit, who spiked my... DR. PEPPER!
2003-03-26 07:18:42 PM  
That headline dragged up some deep dark old school memories:

Who's lives down in deepest darkest Africa? Africa...
Who's the one who brought the jungle fame?
Who's the King of Animals in Africa?
Kimba the White Lion is his name!

When we get in trouble and we're in a fight?
Who's the one who just won't turn and run?
Who believes in doing good and doing right?
Kimba the White Lion is the one!

And for those of you who hate cats:,4057,6138465%5E13762,00.html
2003-03-26 07:18:53 PM  
Aside from the white baby lion the mother also gave birth to a common brown colored lion cub.

Perhaps its twin is the ugly ass one? How very sad....

In other news, The Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle has a brand new set of rare, but not quite ugly ass Sumatran Tiger cubs.
2003-03-26 07:21:09 PM  
I would love to pet that things belly.

On a side note, a couple links over, Yahoo lists Hillary Clinton as a Republican:​e=3&ncid =
2003-03-26 07:21:16 PM  
Aaah... nope, those are ugly as fark too.
2003-03-26 07:24:42 PM  
While your liberal leanings are tolerable your appreciation of White Lion's music is inexcusable.
2003-03-26 07:25:03 PM  
Good one Goatboy I thought I would be the only one to Remember that cartoon. Pity Disney stole it and turned it into the lion king
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