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312 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 25 Mar 2003 at 12:56 PM (20 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Jkay
2003-03-25 9:16:51 AM  
The important thing is to keep it simple:

"WTF?"
 
d8vo
2003-03-25 9:20:26 AM  
care for a pretzel?
 
weedlet
2003-03-25 9:21:24 AM  
Why did he trade Sammy Sosa in 89?
 
3horn
2003-03-25 9:24:35 AM  
Got any blow around here?

3Horn
 
krugar
2003-03-25 9:24:57 AM  
Do youwalk to school or pack a lunch?
 
WaltFlanagansDog
2003-03-25 9:25:35 AM  
How come you don't get a lot of ass, like most of the good Presidents did?
 
Straws
2003-03-25 9:25:58 AM  
What type of party did you throw when you heard about Texas' 300th death sentence?
 
benstyle
2003-03-25 9:26:26 AM  
Hey, did you know you look like a monkey?
 
Spin_Doc
2003-03-25 9:26:46 AM  
"Is it true I only have one question?"
 
numberz
2003-03-25 9:31:14 AM  
"Where were you in '72?"
 
the_illuminati
2003-03-25 9:33:04 AM  
Three suggestions:
Boxers or briefs?
Bread or circuses?
So, who's next, Iran or North Korea?
 
RevBigfoot
2003-03-25 9:33:19 AM  
When you went to Yale and became a member of 'Skull and Bones' did you have to screw a sheep like everyone else?
 
Booter
2003-03-25 9:33:28 AM  
Which group of 'Brown' people are you going to bomb next??
 
originalfromuk
2003-03-25 9:34:25 AM  
Where are your daughters? And Nieces!
 
Hellifiknow
2003-03-25 9:35:14 AM  
"Was that on the rocks or straight up, Mr. President?"
 
Sinatra
2003-03-25 9:36:04 AM  
Sir, would you please pronounce nu-cle-ar for me?
 
TomSmith65 [TotalFark]
2003-03-25 9:38:02 AM  
Did Bill Clinton leave any wet cigars in the Oval Office desk drawer?
 
slave2grind
2003-03-25 9:40:30 AM  
"Can you sneak me into the Oval Office? I always wanted to get high in there."
 
Booter
2003-03-25 9:50:02 AM  
So exactly how many facelifts has the First Lady had?
 
Lipo
2003-03-25 10:03:14 AM  
Does it hurt when Vice President Cheney bends you over your desk in the oval office? As a followup, are your ears so funny looking because he needs something to hold onto while drilling you for oil?
 
thirdrail
2003-03-25 10:17:39 AM  
Is that a MOAB in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
 
Sven_Burger
2003-03-25 10:18:16 AM  
Mr. Bush, could you make me a national hero by replacing the Bald Eagle with this:
[image from hoekstratruck.com too old to be available]
 
rtreynor
2003-03-25 10:21:55 AM  
Want a beer?
 
jay_vee
2003-03-25 10:27:16 AM  
How does that "fool me once" speech go again?
 
nodhg
2003-03-25 10:35:08 AM  
What's the dizzle Masta Prizzle?
 
Flignir
2003-03-25 10:45:02 AM  
Why not just say "Thanks for putting your re-election on the line to save our asses"?

Or, if you must be negative: "Mr. President, it's a growing concern that the humane way in which you are prosecuting this war puts American soldiers at greater risk and has already resulted in more combat deaths in the first week than were suffered in all of the original Gulf War. Are we to take it, then, that the lives of Iraqi civilians rank higher in your estimation than the lives of the young Americans who swore to protect this country with their lives?"
 
sadsack
2003-03-25 10:45:42 AM  
If one train leaves Chicago, traveling at 60 mph and the other leaves Bagdad...
 
jay_vee
2003-03-25 10:46:37 AM  
Do you have any last words?
 
Malinois
2003-03-25 10:54:46 AM  
Why do you hate America so much?
 
YourMom
2003-03-25 10:59:56 AM  
So is Jenna seeing anyone these days?
 
jay_vee
2003-03-25 11:02:30 AM  
C'mon, give me the REAL reason. I won't tell anyone.
 
CandyPink
2003-03-25 11:10:36 AM  
Death is not an option... Janet Reno or Eleanor Roosevelt?
 
Darth
2003-03-25 11:39:02 AM  
What is the average drainage of the Amazon Basin? Who was the first man on the moon? What is the circumference of the earth? Who signed the Magna Carta?

Ok, Ok, I'm just kidding. What's you favorite Nick at Night show?
 
justiceisblind
2003-03-25 11:53:40 AM  
Why do you make up words? Do you think you're Dr.Seuss?
 
NyQuiLlama
2003-03-25 11:58:06 AM  
Sir, I have no question for you today. I would simply like to thank you for liberating Iraq despite the pleas of a few uninformed children.
 
LandoGriffin
2003-03-25 12:23:59 PM  
When your cousin Kevin Rafferty worked the cameras for Michael Moore's film "Roger & Me," and you took part in a family screening of it at Camp David when your dad was in office, did anyone shed tears over people being evicted on Christmas Day, or did you all say "Nice camerawork, Kev!"?
 
SurgeonDryHog
2003-03-25 12:39:45 PM  
I might go with the classic question from MTV's rock the vote that helped Clinton win his first time:

Boxers or briefs? (I'm guessing really tight briefs.)

RevBigfoot: Just so you know, when someone joins the skull and bones, they don't have to have sex with animals. They have to lie in a coffin and masterbate while they tell all of their dirtiest fantasies to the group of members standing around them. This is true. Bush Sr. did it and so did Jr. Ecch.
 
Jashter
2003-03-25 12:43:39 PM  
How does it feel knowing you didn't make it into office legitimately?
 
TheWhiteDragon
2003-03-25 1:00:38 PM  
Where do babies come from?
 
ToffeeApple
2003-03-25 1:00:47 PM  
2 + 2 = ?
 
Maveno
2003-03-25 1:00:50 PM  
Do you think I should get implants?
 
The_HR_Issue
2003-03-25 1:01:55 PM  
Thank you for your great work in helping to rid the world of people that would sooner end it given half the chance.
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color
2003-03-25 1:02:24 PM  
What is your FARK user name?
 
max_pwr009
2003-03-25 1:02:34 PM  
Where do you think historians will rank you among the one-term presidents?
 
TrentTheThief
2003-03-25 1:03:03 PM  
"My friends all need your daughters' cell phone numbers. They said something about wanting to hit it and thought the girls wouldn't mind helping."
 
NathanAllen
2003-03-25 1:03:23 PM  
Will the other door lie to me?
 
productiveslacker
2003-03-25 1:03:26 PM  
Where is Dick Cheney?
 
jaymze69
2003-03-25 1:04:11 PM  
Do these turn you on?
 
Whamdangler
2003-03-25 1:04:12 PM  
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
 
dark_clark
2003-03-25 1:04:20 PM  
Is that a beautiful, nude, playmate outside your window?

Then when he leans out to look, push him.
 
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