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(Some Guy)   Farker's friend is meeting Dubya, she's got one question, what should it be? Link goes to the White House (voting enabled)   ( divider line
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312 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 25 Mar 2003 at 12:56 PM (20 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-03-25 9:16:51 AM  
The important thing is to keep it simple:

2003-03-25 9:20:26 AM  
care for a pretzel?
2003-03-25 9:21:24 AM  
Why did he trade Sammy Sosa in 89?
2003-03-25 9:24:35 AM  
Got any blow around here?

2003-03-25 9:24:57 AM  
Do youwalk to school or pack a lunch?
2003-03-25 9:25:35 AM  
How come you don't get a lot of ass, like most of the good Presidents did?
2003-03-25 9:25:58 AM  
What type of party did you throw when you heard about Texas' 300th death sentence?
2003-03-25 9:26:26 AM  
Hey, did you know you look like a monkey?
2003-03-25 9:26:46 AM  
"Is it true I only have one question?"
2003-03-25 9:31:14 AM  
2003-03-25 9:33:04 AM  
Three suggestions:
Boxers or briefs?
Bread or circuses?
So, who's next, Iran or North Korea?
2003-03-25 9:33:19 AM  
When you went to Yale and became a member of 'Skull and Bones' did you have to screw a sheep like everyone else?
2003-03-25 9:33:28 AM  
Which group of 'Brown' people are you going to bomb next??
2003-03-25 9:34:25 AM  
Where are your daughters? And Nieces!
2003-03-25 9:35:14 AM  
"Was that on the rocks or straight up, Mr. President?"
2003-03-25 9:36:04 AM  
Sir, would you please pronounce nu-cle-ar for me?
2003-03-25 9:38:02 AM  
Did Bill Clinton leave any wet cigars in the Oval Office desk drawer?
2003-03-25 9:40:30 AM  
"Can you sneak me into the Oval Office? I always wanted to get high in there."
2003-03-25 9:50:02 AM  
So exactly how many facelifts has the First Lady had?
2003-03-25 10:03:14 AM  
Does it hurt when Vice President Cheney bends you over your desk in the oval office? As a followup, are your ears so funny looking because he needs something to hold onto while drilling you for oil?
2003-03-25 10:17:39 AM  
Is that a MOAB in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
2003-03-25 10:18:16 AM  
Mr. Bush, could you make me a national hero by replacing the Bald Eagle with this:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-25 10:21:55 AM  
Want a beer?
2003-03-25 10:27:16 AM  
How does that "fool me once" speech go again?
2003-03-25 10:35:08 AM  
What's the dizzle Masta Prizzle?
2003-03-25 10:45:02 AM  
Why not just say "Thanks for putting your re-election on the line to save our asses"?

Or, if you must be negative: "Mr. President, it's a growing concern that the humane way in which you are prosecuting this war puts American soldiers at greater risk and has already resulted in more combat deaths in the first week than were suffered in all of the original Gulf War. Are we to take it, then, that the lives of Iraqi civilians rank higher in your estimation than the lives of the young Americans who swore to protect this country with their lives?"

2003-03-25 10:45:42 AM  
If one train leaves Chicago, traveling at 60 mph and the other leaves Bagdad...
2003-03-25 10:46:37 AM  
Do you have any last words?
2003-03-25 10:54:46 AM  
Why do you hate America so much?
2003-03-25 10:59:56 AM  
So is Jenna seeing anyone these days?
2003-03-25 11:02:30 AM  
C'mon, give me the REAL reason. I won't tell anyone.
2003-03-25 11:10:36 AM  
Death is not an option... Janet Reno or Eleanor Roosevelt?
2003-03-25 11:39:02 AM  
What is the average drainage of the Amazon Basin? Who was the first man on the moon? What is the circumference of the earth? Who signed the Magna Carta?

Ok, Ok, I'm just kidding. What's you favorite Nick at Night show?
2003-03-25 11:53:40 AM  
Why do you make up words? Do you think you're Dr.Seuss?
2003-03-25 11:58:06 AM  
Sir, I have no question for you today. I would simply like to thank you for liberating Iraq despite the pleas of a few uninformed children.
2003-03-25 12:23:59 PM  
When your cousin Kevin Rafferty worked the cameras for Michael Moore's film "Roger & Me," and you took part in a family screening of it at Camp David when your dad was in office, did anyone shed tears over people being evicted on Christmas Day, or did you all say "Nice camerawork, Kev!"?
2003-03-25 12:39:45 PM  
I might go with the classic question from MTV's rock the vote that helped Clinton win his first time:

Boxers or briefs? (I'm guessing really tight briefs.)

RevBigfoot: Just so you know, when someone joins the skull and bones, they don't have to have sex with animals. They have to lie in a coffin and masterbate while they tell all of their dirtiest fantasies to the group of members standing around them. This is true. Bush Sr. did it and so did Jr. Ecch.
2003-03-25 12:43:39 PM  
How does it feel knowing you didn't make it into office legitimately?
2003-03-25 1:00:38 PM  
Where do babies come from?
2003-03-25 1:00:47 PM  
2 + 2 = ?
2003-03-25 1:00:50 PM  
Do you think I should get implants?
2003-03-25 1:01:55 PM  
Thank you for your great work in helping to rid the world of people that would sooner end it given half the chance.
2003-03-25 1:02:24 PM  
What is your FARK user name?
2003-03-25 1:02:34 PM  
Where do you think historians will rank you among the one-term presidents?
2003-03-25 1:03:03 PM  
"My friends all need your daughters' cell phone numbers. They said something about wanting to hit it and thought the girls wouldn't mind helping."
2003-03-25 1:03:23 PM  
Will the other door lie to me?
2003-03-25 1:03:26 PM  
Where is Dick Cheney?
2003-03-25 1:04:11 PM  
Do these turn you on?
2003-03-25 1:04:12 PM  
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
2003-03-25 1:04:20 PM  
Is that a beautiful, nude, playmate outside your window?

Then when he leans out to look, push him.
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