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(Access Atlanta)   Flight attendant calls in bomb threat to avoid working, uses own cell phone.   ( divider line
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4144 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2001 at 9:02 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-19 09:04:41 AM  
what's a repo+rt?
2001-09-19 09:06:08 AM  
Obviously a type for 'report'.
2001-09-19 09:07:03 AM  
<CENSORED> a typo in 'type') must be 'typo'!!!
2001-09-19 09:13:57 AM  
You f**king biatch! I hope they lock you up for a very long f**king time!
2001-09-19 09:18:14 AM  
Turhan Lamons should go to jail without a cell phone for a long time. Don't want to work? Have the guts to quit your farking job.
2001-09-19 09:19:37 AM  
Stupid biatch
2001-09-19 09:28:31 AM  
Rounded_Bits, I agree but I think she was to stupid to quit. She should just have to wear a stupid sign around her neck for the rest of her life.
2001-09-19 09:36:04 AM  
Well, she will be on vacation for awhile. They aren't putting up with that kind of BS these days/.
2001-09-19 09:46:53 AM  
I say send her to Afghanistan. Let her see what real hardship for women is like.
2001-09-19 10:03:25 AM  
Seriously, these people that call in bomb threats need to be sent to prison. Not some pussy county jail. Prison. One year.
2001-09-19 10:15:06 AM  
2 words:


2001-09-19 10:29:48 AM  
How do you know the flight attendant was a woman?
2001-09-19 10:30:14 AM  
Sethor: "You f**king biatch! I hope they lock you up for a very long f**king time!"

Dizzybunny: "2 words: Cavity Search"

Amen Brothers.
2001-09-19 10:34:03 AM  
GirlALaMode: How do you know the flight attendant was a woman?

It could have been a guy... He is still a biatch!
2001-09-19 10:41:46 AM  
09-19-01 09:07:03 AM Appie
a typo in 'type') must be 'typo'!!!
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09-19-01 09:13:57 AM Sethor
You f**king biatch! I hope they lock you up for a very long f**king time!
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That's a bit overdone, isn't it?
2001-09-19 10:41:58 AM  
Take out back and blow her up. Justice served.
2001-09-19 10:45:37 AM  
Or justice severed.
2001-09-19 10:47:14 AM  
Dido : No, I do not think what I said was at all overdone. There is nothing funny about what happened, and people making bomb threats at a time like this ought to be dropped on Bin Laden .. from about 20,000 feet up .. without a parachute.
2001-09-19 10:51:48 AM  
Sethor: I think Dido thought you were responding to Appie correcting himself/herself about his/her typo.
2001-09-19 10:55:07 AM  
I feel compelled to REPEAT: the flight attendant was NOT NECESSARILY a woman. why jump to this conclusion (especially when "Turhan" is not clearly a man or a woman's name)? Sometimes the misgyny in here just slays me.
2001-09-19 10:59:58 AM  
Man, Woman: Immaterial. They both posess the cavity I was suggesting...
2001-09-19 11:04:37 AM  
All flight attendants are women, even if they're men.
2001-09-19 11:15:38 AM  
I've spent the better part of an hour surfing Georgia newspapers. Not one of them mention the sex in their articles.
2001-09-19 11:16:12 AM  
Another reason to revert to non-politically correct speak.
Bytheway I wonder what color SHE was ;)
2001-09-19 11:25:56 AM  
Link for possible identity to Turhan...
2001-09-19 11:28:49 AM  
S. Region Representative:
4/97 - 4/98
Turhan Lamons
326 Guibeau, Apt 164
Lafayette, LA 70506
2001-09-19 11:32:54 AM  
4-H youth development
S Region (98)
Turhan Lamons
2210 Sullivan Rd, Bldg. 21-22
College Park, GA 30337
2001-09-19 11:36:11 AM  
That's the same guy, how many 4H directors could be named Turhan Lamans.
Damn, you are fast with that search.
2001-09-19 11:38:26 AM  
They nailed her with 2 felonies, so she's gonna get a LONG time away from work.
2001-09-19 11:41:34 AM  
LOL, Albert!!! And, I agree...what a stupid biatch!
2001-09-19 11:41:49 AM  
I'm off to smoke my "It's BOY cigar" now.
2001-09-19 11:42:53 AM  
We82b18: I'll join ya.
2001-09-19 11:43:15 AM  
Correction: "It's almost a boy"
2001-09-19 11:49:28 AM  
Turhon Lamons. The name just rings of intelligence doesn't it?
2001-09-19 11:55:04 AM  
Earlier this year, a woman here, that was a cafeteria worker at one of the schools, was pissed at the school, so she phoned in a bomb threat. From her home.

Einsteins of the world, UNITE!
2001-09-19 12:02:44 PM  
His real name is Thurman Salon (anagram),
also an anagram of NO SHUNT ALARM,
2001-09-19 12:22:09 PM  
I've done a lot to avoid going to work, but this takes the proverbial cake...and sits on it.
2001-09-19 02:05:46 PM  
whatever happened to calling out sick?
2001-09-19 02:11:12 PM  
farking brilliant- two felonies for making a false bomb threat instead of just calling in sick to work. Kinda makes me think some "air rage" is justified.
2001-09-19 02:48:43 PM  
Perhaps this is why the youth of today have no dress sense.
2001-09-19 03:09:04 PM  
what a moron
MBK [TotalFark]
2001-09-19 03:26:31 PM  
i disagree..i think bin laden should be placed in a metal box...a metal box with thumbtacks on the walls...a metal box with thumbtacks in the middle of the desert...with 1/10 of it filled with acid...and scorpions...yes...scorpions
2001-09-19 03:56:11 PM  
what a ree-tard
2001-09-19 04:51:00 PM  
Searches on google seem to indicate Turhan is more of a man's name.

Not that it makes a difference on them needing to be searched.
2001-09-19 04:53:43 PM  
Would someone down South please frag it ( He, She, s/he, whatever).
2001-09-19 05:25:04 PM  
Can't we all just remmber that-this-dummee-coulda'-called-
collect-using-800-COLLECT along?
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