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(What Does It Mean?)   Remember the FAA blunder that wreaked havoc nationwide? Yeah, about that. Apparently the USAF shot down a 1 kiloton nuclear armed cruise missile targeting the Denver International Airport. Bonus: There's a 9/11 connection. Sleep tight   (whatdoesitmean.com) divider line
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14072 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Nov 2009 at 11:40 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2009-11-21 1:38:13 AM  
Wow. That is an AWESOME website. Maybe not Hutchins-esque, but it does what it sets out to do.
 
2009-11-21 1:42:12 AM  
I thought Geocities closed?!
 
2009-11-21 1:43:00 AM  
Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.
 
2009-11-21 1:48:07 AM  
That was fun.
 
2009-11-21 1:50:27 AM  
This just in: Denver will only ever be a first-strike target in a Clancy novel.
 
2009-11-21 1:50:40 AM  

Racht: Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.


Racht: Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.


That's why the CIA and their lizard-man allies built their command center under it.
 
2009-11-21 2:09:26 AM  
So who the fark is Sorcha Faal?
 
2009-11-21 2:13:35 AM  
I love you so much, What Does It Mean?. An unhinged pseudo-blog that swings wildly from Stormfront to The Illuminatus! Trilogy with no rhyme or reason. And that banner... comedy gold.
 
2009-11-21 2:14:16 AM  
FTFA: "...though to all of these Western propaganda reports it is being blamed on a meteorite."


I live in Denver and at the very least this part is true - we did have a meteorite burn through the atmosphere the other night which was caught on quite a few security cameras. Little did I know it was a NUKE MAN, A FRIGGIN' NUKE.
 
2009-11-21 2:16:29 AM  
Heh. You loonies are pretty damned funny.
 
2009-11-21 2:17:07 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: Racht: Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.

Racht: Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.

That's why the CIA and their lizard-man allies built their command center under it.


You realize that by revealing that info, you're marked for elimination.
 
2009-11-21 2:18:26 AM  

Otto's_Jacket: FTFA: "...though to all of these Western propaganda reports it is being blamed on a meteorite."


I live in Denver and at the very least this part is true - we did have a meteorite burn through the atmosphere the other night which was caught on quite a few security cameras. Little did I know it was a NUKE MAN, A FRIGGIN' NUKE.


I guess that confirms it. Why do they continually suppress this type of information from us? What else are they hiding?
 
2009-11-21 2:20:24 AM  

SuperCatBarf: What else are they hiding?


The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
 
2009-11-21 2:20:32 AM  

SuperCatBarf: Otto's_Jacket: FTFA: "...though to all of these Western propaganda reports it is being blamed on a meteorite."


I live in Denver and at the very least this part is true - we did have a meteorite burn through the atmosphere the other night which was caught on quite a few security cameras. Little did I know it was a NUKE MAN, A FRIGGIN' NUKE.

I guess that confirms it. Why do they continually suppress this type of information from us? What else are they hiding?



Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.
 
2009-11-21 2:24:04 AM  

Otto's_Jacket: Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.


Why, the Illuminati, space lizards, the Bilderbergers, the secret militarized wing of the UN, the Five Jewish Bankers, and Bizarro-Hulk, of course.
 
2009-11-21 2:25:36 AM  
FTA - The US Spaceweather.Com news site has also posted a photo [3rd photo left] taken of the debris field left by this explosion in the skies over Colorado...
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Nuclear missle? Not likely, Sorcha. It's obvious you're trying to cover up these obvious chemtrails with some ludicrous "missle attack" scenario.
 
2009-11-21 2:29:21 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Otto's_Jacket: Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.

Why, the Illuminati, space lizards, the Bilderbergers, the secret militarized wing of the UN, the Five Jewish Bankers, and Bizarro-Hulk, of course.


At least it doesn't involve Tonya Harding this time.

This time.
 
2009-11-21 3:07:06 AM  
At least it doesn't involve Tonya Harding this time.

She may have been a dog but I always wanted to bury a bone in her backyard.
 
2009-11-21 3:57:42 AM  
Somebody has been reading Tom Clancy on mushrooms again.
 
2009-11-21 4:28:14 AM  

FishyFred: Wow. That is an AWESOME website. Maybe not Hutchins-esque, but it does what it sets out to do.


It has a great story about Hitler and the Nazis being moved to Antarctica after WW2, developing UFO technology, and attacking the US in 1947 at... you guessed it, Roswell, NM. Funny stuff.
 
2009-11-21 6:27:01 AM  
What the fark did I just read? I think my IQ just dropped 20 points, and I don't have that many left to spare!
 
2009-11-21 8:23:40 AM  
The targeting, by what are believed to be forces in the United States loyal to President Obama, of the Denver International Airport, these reports continue, is an 'expected' outcome of Obama's 'life and death' battle against both the powerful Federal Reserve Banking System and its 'Global enforcer', the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) as this airport has long been rumored to be one of the main evacuation centers for the elite ruling classes in the US intent upon the destruction of their own Nation.


So FOX News is still playing the same old tune...
 
2009-11-21 9:55:46 AM  
Dear Smitty,

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2009-11-21 9:59:21 AM  
a 1 kiloton nuclear armed cruise missile targeting the Denver International Airport.

Wasn't "nuke it from orbit" generally considered the appropriate solution to DIA's automated luggage-losing system? (Past tense because I'm not sure if it's still in operation.)
 
2009-11-21 10:05:27 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Otto's_Jacket: Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.

Why, the Illuminati, space lizards, the Bilderbergers, the secret militarized wing of the UN, the Five Jewish Bankers, and Bizarro-Hulk, of course.


Why does everyone forget about the reverse vampires??
 
2009-11-21 10:13:05 AM  
Hmmm...I think the US/Russia/etc should actually detonate a nuke above-ground. A really small one. That way, people actually know what a nuclear weapon does.

Also, film it from every single angle possible in high def so cheesy sitcoms can have new stock footage to use.
 
2009-11-21 10:21:40 AM  
Um...I think that someone has been playing a LOT of Modern Warfare, and maybe got the plot of the first and second games all mixed up...
 
2009-11-21 10:28:09 AM  

hubiestubert: Um...I think that someone has been playing a LOT of Modern Warfare, and maybe got the plot of the first and second games all mixed up...


I disagree. I think that someone has spent too much time licking the paint off Chinese toys.
 
2009-11-21 11:01:30 AM  
Colorado+Things in the sky=Hoax.
 
2009-11-21 11:31:24 AM  
some days I wish I was a tin foil salesman...
 
2009-11-21 11:45:16 AM  

Rickerkioz: Occam's Chainsaw: Otto's_Jacket: Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.

Why, the Illuminati, space lizards, the Bilderbergers, the secret militarized wing of the UN, the Five Jewish Bankers, and Bizarro-Hulk, of course.

Why does everyone forget about the reverse vampires??


Do they give people unwanted blood in the daytime?
 
2009-11-21 11:46:42 AM  
that1guy77: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

What did you do Ray?
 
2009-11-21 11:47:10 AM  
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******************
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EVIL EDUCATORS
block and suppress
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You are educated evil,
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the evil ONE teaching
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all Cube Truth denied.

Dumb ass educators fear
me and hide from debate.

They are paid to teach a propaganda book - not
Cube Truth - for which
they would be fired. Evil
teachers betray students,
as ONE is a Death Value.

Cube 4x4 voids 1 & God.
USA ripe for holocaust.

 
2009-11-21 11:48:38 AM  

GAT_00: This just in: Denver will only ever be a first-strike target in a Clancy novel.


As likely as Denver hosting the Super Bowl.
 
2009-11-21 11:48:57 AM  
what's happening?

/hey HEY hey
 
2009-11-21 11:51:51 AM  
My brain just jumped out of my skull and punched my eyes for looking at that.
 
2009-11-21 11:52:26 AM  
Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2009-11-21 11:53:10 AM  
That was AWESOME!

Actually... Denver does have strategic value... and that bit about the crazy-ass painting at DIA is true. Not to mention the red-eyed blue demon horse statue out front.

But this website, by George it's great. Maybe not Timecube great but that was a damned entertaining read!

/thanks smitty
 
2009-11-21 11:55:09 AM  

Rickerkioz: Occam's Chainsaw: Otto's_Jacket: Who are THEY!?!? I think I need to be held.

Why, the Illuminati, space lizards, the Bilderbergers, the secret militarized wing of the UN, the Five Jewish Bankers, and Bizarro-Hulk, of course.

Why does everyone forget about the reverse vampires??


Because they're operatives who are trying to distract you and make you forget about the reverse vampires.
 
2009-11-21 11:56:22 AM  
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/Nothing useful to add
 
2009-11-21 11:57:48 AM  
I'm sorry I ran out of weed last night. Would loved to have read that high!
 
2009-11-21 11:58:52 AM  
Oh, yeah, the Sorcha Faal website. That person makes the Weekly World News, and Pravda look like Pulitzer winning journalism.
 
2009-11-21 12:01:31 PM  

SpacePunk: Oh, yeah, the Sorcha Faal website. That person makes the Weekly World News, and Pravda look like Pulitzer winning journalism.


I think it's awesome that his name sounds like "Such a fail" pronounced with a HURR DERP accent.
 
2009-11-21 12:01:35 PM  
So, when do I get my superpowers from the fallout? I wanna know cause I was thinking of pulling my pud and I don't wanna get super-elasticity as a power. That would suck. I'd never get hard again and all the girls would point and laugh or feel sorry for me. But, I wouldn't get laid...
 
2009-11-21 12:02:10 PM  
Steed Lankershim
I'm sorry I ran out of weed last night. Would loved to have read that high!

It doesn't help that much. Trust me.
 
2009-11-21 12:03:57 PM  

Racht: Wow...that website. I have no idea how to respond.

But yeah, I'm sure if there were a nuclear missile shot towards the US, it would definitely target......Denver. You know, that city in the middle of the country, in the mountains, that has no strategic relevance whatsoever. Yes, Denver.


Maybe it was fired by a friendly country trying to do us a favor.
 
2009-11-21 12:06:46 PM  
I love the "nuclear explosion" image linked, also. That's just a large conventional blast staged in a quarry or some other pit location. It's completely obvious once you look at the full scale image by viewing it standalone.
 
2009-11-21 12:06:46 PM  

furiousxgeorge: Colorado+Things in the sky=Hoax.


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/the pic pops to a world of delicious pie...
 
2009-11-21 12:10:52 PM  
2012 has come true!!
 
2009-11-21 12:10:52 PM  
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