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110 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2003 at 4:32 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-24 05:49:58 PM  
No, I won't kill her with knives or any form of sharp weapon. If she ever wanted a new man, then I'd realize that her need was true, because I trust her and respect her thoughts and emotions.

Write that down. Read it to yourself when she gets shiatfaced at a party and nails someone else. It'll seem funny then, I promise you.

2003-03-24 05:54:36 PM  
Toaster? It'd be kind of funny to kill someone with a toaster. I don't know. I think I'd fire a cruise missle or a SCUD at her..heh..

I guess the fact that Sarah is a very pure hearted Christian girl lets me trust that she won't go to a party, get high/drunk, and have sex with someone who smells like Jack Daniels.
2003-03-24 05:55:08 PM  
LOL Spikedsynapse!! Yeah! How'd I miss that??

He conveniently left out bludgeoning!!
2003-03-24 05:55:27 PM  

well put.
2003-03-24 05:55:47 PM  
Good one, bring the duct tape, I'll bring the plastic sheeting. Can't be too careful these days.

Maybe Sudie can bring some spinach.
2003-03-24 05:56:26 PM  
religious girls wont cheat on you by going all the way, theyll just give the guy head in the bathroom
2003-03-24 05:57:29 PM  

equally well put
2003-03-24 05:59:18 PM  
I've gotta go to my late lunch now, but Withlovesarareku is obsessed I think. The toaster death might not be too far for him if she does find love with a Jack Daniel cologne man. His Fark name has her name in it.

(ghostly voice) Sarah sarahhhhh sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SARAHHHhh!

Hey Withlovesarareku, give us her IRC name...I want to ask her some questions. Like...if she knows you!

lol/kidding except for the IRC name. ??
2003-03-24 06:01:50 PM  

I have yet to see Bowling for Columbine but it sounds interesting. A firearm is an awesome reponsibility, one most aren't good for the task and especially most women who are usually too reactionary, biatchy and emotional.

I for one am not, i have one gun and know it well, it is a very safe gun to carry that sometimes doesn't see the light of day for weeks on end. And when it does, it's usually for cleaning and lubing or shooting at the range. I want to add too that in the year and a half that i have had it, i have never had a need to bring it to action. Also, i am very peaceful drunk but i am usually very aware of my suroundings when i am drunk. And if my boss fired me, Boyfriend broke up with me or when i argue with him from time to tim, the gun is never considered in the situation.

Thanks for your concern.
2003-03-24 06:03:03 PM  
Maveno...enjoy lunch but leave room for coleslaw!!! ::wink, wink::

I have no idea what that means....
2003-03-24 06:10:20 PM  
Hm. Well I met MY current girlfriend over the computer and we haven't hacked each other up one bit. It's been what, 2 years now. Maybe we're due for a psychotic episode soon. I'll keep you all posted, but right now I have GOT to find my whetstone!
2003-03-24 06:14:09 PM  
I personally think that the whole internet dating thing is a farking stupid idea. What happened to real human interaction? Why not actually go out and meet people in person, instead of sitting around at your same old desk with your computer? If things don't work out in the real world, at least you've been places and done things. Further, the physical attraction is a very important aspect in dating. why would you want to attempt to bring about a relationship with someone if you don't even know what they look like in person? If you ask me the whole internet relationship seems to be a mark of desparation...
2003-03-24 06:15:58 PM  
Who'da thunk it... an internet date turns out to be a psycho freak.
2003-03-24 06:17:00 PM  
03-24-03 06:14:09 PM Punkr10426
I personally think that the whole internet dating thing is a farking stupid idea.

Uh, then don't do it. In the meantime, I know at least two happily married couples (5+ years each) that met over the internet.
2003-03-24 06:17:11 PM  
if shes so pure hearted and christian, why is she humping you?
oh wait. this is the REAL girlfriend, who had to go to outerspace for reasons too complex to enter into here.
2003-03-24 06:21:20 PM  
I guess the fact that Sarah is a very pure hearted Christian girl lets me trust that she won't go to a party, get high/drunk, and have sex with someone who smells like Jack Daniels.

...and then comes college
2003-03-24 06:23:03 PM  
For those interested in "Bowling for Columbine." Some interesting tid bits.

"Michael Moore's Oscar-contender documentary, Bowling for Columbine, pokes fun at corporate creeps and hypocrites in his crusade to figure out who is to blame for the gun-related violence in America. But we've found Moore's facts a little slippery.

TITLE: Moore titled the movie Bowling for Columbine because, he suggests, the two kids who shot up Columbine High in Littleton, Colo., went to a 6 a.m. bowling class on the day of the attack.
ACTUALLY: Cool story, but police say it's not true. They say the shooters skipped their bowling class that day.

MISSILES: Moore wonders whether kids at Columbine might be driven to violence because of the "weapons of mass destruction" made in Lockheed Martin's assembly plant in Littleton. Moore shows giant rockets being assembled.
ACTUALLY: Lockheed Martin's plant in Littleton doesn't make weapons. It makes space launch vehicles for TV satellites.

WELFARE: Moore places blame for a shooting by a child in Michigan on the work-to-welfare program that prevented the boy's mother from spending time with him.
ACTUALLY: Moore doesn't mention that mom had sent the boy to live in a house where her brother and a friend kept drugs and guns.

BANK: Moore says North Country Bank & Trust in Traverse City, Mich., offered a deal where, "if you opened an account, the bank would give you a gun." He walks into a branch and walks out with a gun.
ACTUALLY: Moore didn't just walk in off the street and get a gun. The transaction was staged for cameras. You have to buy a long-term CD, then go to a gun shop to pick up the weapon after a background check."
2003-03-24 06:23:14 PM  
DeeDee. not to take you out of context, but I'm doing it anyway..."it...sometimes doesn't see the light of day for weeks on end. And when it does, it's usually for cleaning and lubing or shooting"

snicker snicker
2003-03-24 06:26:49 PM  
Maybe Sudie can bring some spinach.

Cool. I've never been invited to an orgy before.

*reads through comments*

veggy chopper...
duct tape...
plastic sheeting...
salad shooter...

I hope you guys are talking about tossing salads.

Um, nevermind. Either way, I don't want to come.
2003-03-24 06:34:25 PM  
Good point Punkr10426, I think the internet acts as a dating smoke screen clouding reality.

And ProvenItchFighter, i am flattered by your humerous observation, i need to watch what i say = )
2003-03-24 06:39:13 PM  
See, you gotta stick to anonymous, faceless kitty-killing with stranger on the net.
2003-03-24 06:43:49 PM  
" Either way, I don't want to come."

Yeh, I'd say don't go as coming is the whole point of going... /nothin
2003-03-24 06:46:33 PM  

There's a kid that goes to my college named Bishal Thapa. From Nepal. 24 years old.

Any Nepalese (or people familiar with them) farkers? Is it that common of a name? Or do I now know someone "famous"?
2003-03-24 06:48:42 PM  
erm. oh. jeeze.

/me removes his profile from Lavalife.
2003-03-24 06:51:56 PM  
I guess the word "Pounces" doesn't translate well to the real world.
2003-03-24 06:52:23 PM  
Shouldn't have been a dicktease.

don't poke the pilsberry doughboy if you don't want him to rise with his poppin fresh loving.
2003-03-24 06:58:07 PM  
guess she went to

2003-03-24 07:03:29 PM  
I just think that this whole on-line hacking thing is going way too far.
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-03-24 07:07:02 PM  
"Love hurts, Love scars, Love wounds and mars
Any heart not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts"
2003-03-24 07:32:01 PM  
Sudie...tossing salads...hil-freakin-larious...I hadn't even thought of that one...

DeeDee...sorry, I know you were making a serious point, but I snickered...I'm in that kind of mood. was look what you started.
2003-03-24 07:33:54 PM  
Like I always said...Love Stinks!
2003-03-24 07:35:06 PM  
Triphammer, I'm sorry if you thought I was calling you shallow; I didn't mean it that way. I was actually being serious. I am too shallow to internet date. There was actually a time that I got really close to a guy I met online, but then he sent me a picture, and he was kinda, um, large, which totally made me uninterested. Call me a horrific biatch, I guess...

I met my husband the old-fashioned way...during a D&D game...
2003-03-24 07:35:53 PM  
Is Maveno at it again?!
2003-03-24 07:40:46 PM  
Sure was Foxinthebox and I take no responsibility for the way my comments about making coleslaw were taken as double entendre'd. You people all have sick, sick minds.
2003-03-24 07:42:10 PM  
Nizzzhe bold ushage dere, Itch.
2003-03-24 07:45:37 PM  
uummmm...coleslaw is good sometimes ProvenItchFighter
2003-03-24 07:48:29 PM  
Triphammer is your name Eric? My ex-boyfriend told me that exact story about meeting the girl online, then meeting her in person, and she was fat, and he banged her because he felt sorry for her. And I had the same question--"Why would you have sex with someone you didn't want to?" Well, it a "mercy fark" and of course he was just doing her a favor, since he was such a stud.

I don't think it's shallow to want to know what someone looks like before you get interested, since half of us fall in love at first sight, and intellectually that would seem to be a very shallow to decide who to hit on....but most of us do it anyway.
2003-03-24 07:51:28 PM  
Sometimes I proofread before I post. And then sometimes I don't.
2003-03-24 07:51:33 PM  
Foxinthebox...I agree's surprisingly good in a sandwich.
2003-03-24 07:53:33 PM  
Love sandwich?
2003-03-24 07:56:11 PM  
I joined this thread too late I coleslawing is going over my head.
2003-03-24 08:03:22 PM  
Foxinthebox...take the time and follow the whole thread, I've been on this thing for hours...

Just talkin' about slaw...
Cole slaw...
He's one bad mutha'...
Watch your mouth!!!

I really think this coleslaw thing could get popular...I got coleslawed in this deli was awesome!
2003-03-24 08:05:07 PM  
DeeDee: Thanks for your considerate reply.

Just remember: if you have a gun, you have to be willing to shoot in the head or body, or he could take it away from you and shoot you with it. With pepper spray, you don't have to decide whether or not to kill someone. (and FYI, pepper still blinds people on speed, and people on PCP don't act like they do in urban myths--it's a dissociative drug that mostly makes you feel numb and floaty.)

That said, of course it's your right to have a gun, and I'm glad you seem to be so careful and sanguine about it.
2003-03-24 08:07:09 PM  
shiat! Work got in my way of Farking!! Now I have to go shopping and home.

Foxinthebox It's all about the salad/slaw!

Itchy This is for you baby! (hope html works) I'm out of here, seeya tomorrow!

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2003-03-24 08:08:52 PM  
ProvenItchFighter That actually sounds good in a chicken sandwich!

The online love Does not sound good though!
2003-03-24 08:11:05 PM  
Beautiful Maveno
Thats what I needed, a visual!

Are you leaving so soon Maveno</b<?
2003-03-24 08:12:54 PM  
- no, my name ain't Eric, it's Josh. And I'm glad you understand my point, you simply can't sit there and say that looks never come into play with this sort of thing, because it's bullshiat. Why do you think the dopey loser goes home alone?

I was once that dopey loser. Ah, who am I kidding.

2003-03-24 08:14:56 PM  
FoxintheBox, I'm confused too. Coleslaw wrestling?
2003-03-24 08:28:04 PM  
This same E-love thing happens to me all the time.
2003-03-24 08:30:25 PM and the rest of you have twisted minds...when I talked about getting coleslawed in a deli I was talking about getting coleslaw and Russian dressing with pastrami on seeded rye. It was transcendant.

Orgies?? Deviant acts?? I don't know where all of your heads are at, but its about time they got out of the gutter, young lady!!!

Now you've taken the idea of all-American God-fearing deli products and made them all dirty. For shame!!
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