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(   Woman rams estranged husband with Dodge Caravan. Minivan sues for physical distress   ( divider line
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35 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2003 at 12:38 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-24 12:39:40 AM  
ah.. i thought she did it again with a minivan since the mercedez attempt was unsuccessful.
2003-03-24 12:40:19 AM  
Boobies boobies boobies!

Haha, psyched to get to write a comment that is before the second comment written. Yes, I lead a boring, dull, pointless life.
2003-03-24 12:40:24 AM  
2003-03-24 12:40:58 AM  

Curse you, Gudel.
2003-03-24 12:41:38 AM  
Nice job, Minkey.
2003-03-24 12:44:19 AM  
Dodge this
2003-03-24 12:45:26 AM  
Sounds familiar. LMAO!
2003-03-24 12:45:31 AM I have to do this because the new daddy is evil and summons demons that kill santa clause and ran over your remember your kitty???
/got nuthin'
2003-03-24 12:54:01 AM  
Damn soccer moms...
2003-03-24 12:54:44 AM  
If you can't Dodge it, Ram it!
2003-03-24 12:55:31 AM  
Why do you think they call it a Ram Van?
/Dodge, Brothers!
2003-03-24 12:58:16 AM  
How many times has a woman tried to run her husband over in the past couple months now? Good lord.. stop posting these news articles.. you're giving farkettes ideas...

I sense this will be the end of men buying huge vehicles for their women... from now on all women will drive little geo metros that crumble upon collision...
2003-03-24 01:06:01 AM  
She hit it.
2003-03-24 01:11:28 AM  
PeeOnYou, why let them drive at all?
2003-03-24 01:11:47 AM  
"I sense this will be the end of men buying huge vehicles for their women... from now on all women will drive little geo metros that crumble upon collision..."
That may be hard, where you going to find a Geo that is still running?
2003-03-24 01:13:26 AM  
*hangs head* Sadly I drive one of these 'mother vans', are quite the vehicle to show up to parties with, especially with the baby seat equipped in mine :/ Babe Magnet...
2003-03-24 01:17:10 AM  
The old story. She gets the kids and the minivan and the house, he gets the mortgage payments.
2003-03-24 01:30:03 AM  
I don't get it. The headline was kinda funny, I suppose, but this kind of thing happens all the time. Not exactly newsworthy.
2003-03-24 01:46:27 AM  
So _that's_ why the lady in the H2 commercial looks so empowered..
2003-03-24 01:46:46 AM  
Guess Dodge trucks aren't "Ram Tough" after all...

/amazed no one has said this yet
2003-03-24 01:58:41 AM  
The mechanic had to tell her the van was running rough because she had body parts in her fuel injectors.
2003-03-24 06:39:06 AM  
And he filed assault charges?? What a prick.
2003-03-24 07:57:09 AM  
That's whats wrong with the world originality
2003-03-24 10:11:55 AM  
2003-03-24 10:35:54 AM  

I think you're wrong. I'm pretty sure no originality is what's wrong with the world today.
2003-03-24 03:20:25 PM  
The woman who hit her husband was clearly possessed by subliminal messages hidden in the Chrysler commericals Celine Dion has starred in.
2003-03-31 02:41:44 AM  
This is a test
2003-03-31 02:42:53 AM  
This is a test

This is a test
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