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(Flickr)   I just won a radio contest to have backup dancers follow me around for a couple hours this Saturday. Sadly there is no cash equivalent. How can I best utilize this weird, semi-retarded prize?   (farm4.static.flickr.com) divider line
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2009-10-29 2:41:34 PM  
hahahahahahaha
 
2009-10-29 2:41:51 PM  
No you didn't, and this isn't that creative a hypothetical.
 
2009-10-29 2:42:05 PM  
Awesome.
 
2009-10-29 2:42:15 PM  
Link to the radio station's contest page, please.
 
2009-10-29 2:42:17 PM  
Jack off in the public men's room
 
2009-10-29 2:42:53 PM  
Ex Gf's place...
 
2009-10-29 2:43:05 PM  

Barakku: Jack off in the public men's room


That is the FORBIDDEN dance.
 
2009-10-29 2:43:17 PM  

J-CO: No you didn't, and this isn't that creative a hypothetical.


Really? Even if made up, I thought that was funny sh*t. Imagine walking into a meeting followed by back up dancers?
 
2009-10-29 2:43:27 PM  
Shag some prostitutes and randomly call out "bring in a stunt dick!"
 
2009-10-29 2:43:29 PM  
// subby
 
2009-10-29 2:43:58 PM  

J-CO: No you didn't, and this isn't that creative a hypothetical.


Oh come on, it's pretty damn funny.
 
2009-10-29 2:44:04 PM  
Go to church. (I know, but some places have saturday services)
 
2009-10-29 2:44:06 PM  
You should go to a concert You would probably get awesome seats and could dance onstage if you got the station to contact the band manager!
 
2009-10-29 2:44:21 PM  
Dress up as a pimp.
 
2009-10-29 2:44:39 PM  
Back Up BlowJobs?

Immerse yourself into the world of Doo-Wop?

Practice synchronized harmonies?
 
2009-10-29 2:44:53 PM  
Go to a Fred Phelps counter protest
Go to an outdoor cafe, have lunch, and pretend they're not there.
 
2009-10-29 2:44:55 PM  
The same way you spend every saturday, trying to bang a stripper at the local nudie bar.

/the dancers will give you street cred.
//unless they're dude backup dancers.
 
2009-10-29 2:44:56 PM  
Definitely go food shopping and try to recreate the "Been caught stealing" Janes Addiction video
 
2009-10-29 2:45:01 PM  
Would an abortion clinic be in poor taste?
 
2009-10-29 2:45:26 PM  

oldfarthenry: Would an abortion clinic be in poor taste?


LOL
 
2009-10-29 2:46:45 PM  
Food court at the mall. Dance between the possible lunch choices and entertain your fellow diners.
 
2009-10-29 2:47:02 PM  
Go about your normal day and pretend they don't exist.
 
2009-10-29 2:47:19 PM  
Is there an SAT this weekend? maybe you could show up and take it...
 
2009-10-29 2:47:53 PM  
DITCH THEM.
 
2009-10-29 2:48:05 PM  
Oh and you really need to have some mini boombox or something to complete the effect.
 
2009-10-29 2:48:27 PM  
Go to the theater and do the "Let's go out to the lobby dance". You could even turn a tidy profit!
 
2009-10-29 2:48:36 PM  
Volunteer at your local soup kitchen.
 
2009-10-29 2:48:39 PM  
strip club
 
2009-10-29 2:48:41 PM  
Now you that you've got a dance crew of your very own, you can finally show all those asshole street dancers who didn't think you were good enough for their group.

Make me proud, submitter.
 
2009-10-29 2:49:15 PM  

thepensivepoet: // subby


Take them all out for drinks. They probably never eat so the booze will go right to their heads. Suggest an orgy. I hear dancers are really into that kind of stuff. Then post pictures here.
 
2009-10-29 2:49:38 PM  
Can you convince them to all dress up like zombies and play Thriller all day while walking around town?
 
2009-10-29 2:53:11 PM  
Send this one green. It's creative at least
 
2009-10-29 2:53:14 PM  

noYOUare: Volunteer at your local soup kitchen.


Lamest. idea. ever. This is you:

Subby: "I just one a free trip to Disneyworld!"
You: "You really should take a sick kid with you. I bet they would appreciate it more than you."
 
2009-10-29 2:54:11 PM  
go SERVE someone. Bring it. Cause IT IS ON!
 
2009-10-29 2:55:18 PM  
time to set up your saturday night fever set
 
2009-10-29 2:55:32 PM  
OMG, we just went green... Quick, vacuum the floor and polish the chrome. We've got company coming!!
 
2009-10-29 2:55:51 PM  
Oh lordy, it's going green.
 
2009-10-29 2:56:19 PM  
Go to every Subway in your town while singing that '5---5 dollar foot long' theme song.
 
2009-10-29 2:56:43 PM  
take over a karaoke bar - people will be astounded and annoyed all at once ...
 
2009-10-29 2:56:44 PM  
Find the nearest roller-rink. Make the most of it.
 
2009-10-29 2:56:54 PM  
That is the most awesome prize ever and you suck for not realizing it.

I would take them on a pub crawl and make them perform in every place I go regularly, so I could share the joy.
 
2009-10-29 2:56:56 PM  

ahab: Oh lordy, it's going green.


Traitor!
 
2009-10-29 2:57:11 PM  
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Do you own a shiny suit?
 
2009-10-29 2:57:16 PM  
Now I wish I'd done something more than just laugh at you.

...

Nah.
 
2009-10-29 2:57:40 PM  
Oh it's on baby!! WOOOO!
 
2009-10-29 2:57:42 PM  
Make them all wear hammer pants

/oh, and go to a health insurance rally
 
2009-10-29 2:57:57 PM  

andyofne: Go to every Subway in your town while singing that '5---5 dollar foot long' theme song.


I actually tried to do this but I couldn't find any real life friends to play along with me. They thought it was retarded.
 
2009-10-29 2:58:00 PM  
GREEN


LOL
 
2009-10-29 2:58:15 PM  

Dwight Schrute: J-CO: No you didn't, and this isn't that creative a hypothetical.

Oh come on, it's pretty damn funny.


mcsiegs: J-CO: No you didn't, and this isn't that creative a hypothetical.

Really? Even if made up, I thought that was funny sh*t. Imagine walking into a meeting followed by back up dancers?


Maybe I'm just in a late afternoon funk. I take it back subby. This idea seems to have taken off.
 
2009-10-29 2:58:15 PM  
And we are going green!
 
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