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(retroCrush) Boobies Bombshells away. Gallery of WW2 nose art beauties (safe for work)   ( divider line
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32253 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2003 at 1:10 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-18 10:54:14 PM  
"The Witches T1t" one is just gross.
2003-03-18 11:19:46 PM  
Great link. I love nose art, and Vargas pin-ups etc.
2003-03-18 11:31:24 PM  
Behold, the fapping material of our forefathers:

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Hard (no pun intended) to believe this used to work, huh?
2003-03-18 11:42:35 PM  
Another victim of political correctness run amok.

You'll never see an F/A-18 with a hot chick on the nose.

2003-03-19 12:05:28 AM  
Yay, an excuse to post Bettie pics!
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And a Photoshop I started before the contest was un-greenlighted:
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2003-03-19 01:16:49 AM  
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2003-03-19 01:18:06 AM  
wow, this page gets a lot of "air" time on Fark. I've seen this topic no less than 4 times in the past 6-12 months
2003-03-19 01:18:18 AM  
bombs away, guess i'm back in love again, and around we go.

2003-03-19 01:18:46 AM  
Pinup girls RULE!!!!


Thanks for the Bettie pics. I just got Bettie Page in Jungle Land the other day.
2003-03-19 01:19:29 AM  

My computer is broadcasing an IP address!

Oh, wait a minute ....
2003-03-19 01:21:33 AM  
Take saggy old lady boobs, nazis!
2003-03-19 01:22:47 AM  
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.

Captain James Embry seems to be the only survivor of a bomber that crashed into a hot desert somewhere in Africa. The problem is that none of the other members of his crew are anywhere near the scene of the crash. Embry crawls into the belly of the downed craft to search for them, but he finds nothing. Shouting out their names doesn't work as there is no response for his troubles. Embry tries to stay calm and search for answers. The first thing he has to figure out is the location of the rest of his crew. He floats the possibility of him being unconscious for hours, and the rest of the crew went for help. But then why didn't they bring him along? There's no luck in trying to contact anybody on the radio. The captain knows that he has to keep the crew alive since he's in charge of them, even though he has no idea where they are. Embry finds some evidence of his crew lying in the sand outside the plane. A canteen that reads "Kline" is found by Embry, and he starts to yell Kline's name.

He also yells out how stupid Kline is for forgetting his canteen in the desert. When he stops to take a drink from the canteen, something causes a look of surprise to flash across Embry's face. Sitting in the cockpit of the plane is Blake, one of the members of Embry's crew. Embry starts to rush toward the cockpit, yelling at Blake, but when Embry gets close to the cockpit, Blake disappears. Embry is heartbroken because he is responsible for the crew and he can't find them. Eventually, Embry gives up on trying to contact anybody over the radio. Then he considers the fact that this whole thing might be a hallucination or a dream. The one things he knows for certain is that he saw Blake sitting in the cockpit. Once again he calls out members of his crew and receives no answer. Embry wanders off beyond the plane. He walks into a nearby area populated with shrubs and hears a clanking sound. A few feet away lies a cross sticking out of the ground with a helmet lying on top.

The cross is a grave market for Klein, and it reads that he was killed in the plane crash on April 5, 1943. Overhead two pairs of jet aircraft fly by at a high rate of speed. Embry wonders why jet aircrafts are flying overhead when they haven't been invented yet, then he wonders how he knows the word jet. Despite it supposedly being 1943, Embry knows all about various types of jet aircrafts. Confused, he runs back to the plane and starts talking to crew members that are not there. He tries to talk the plane off of the ground, which obviously does not work. Neither does trying to start the propellers with his hands. Just then, Embry starts to laugh at himself as he claims that the plane is nothing more than an illusion. He continues to believe that he's either unconscious or out of his mind in some mental hospital. Embry continues to ramble on until he sees a vision of his crew off in the distance, including Kline. He starts to walk toward the crew, but once he gets close to them they disappear.

After talking to God for a moment, he collapses to the ground and starts clawing at the sand. The scene switches to a hospital room as now Embry is clawing at his bedsheets. There is a doctor and a psychiatrist standing beside the bed. The doctor says that Embry walked by a newsstand, looked at a headline, and then went into shock. The headline in question reads "World War II Bomber Found Intact in Desert." Apparently, back in 1943 the King Nine did crash into the desert somewhere in Africa. Embry, however, was not on the plane as he took ill before the trip and was replaced by somebody else. For the past seventeen years he's been carrying around the guilt of that mission. When Embry wakens, he tells the psychiatrist about his dream. He also mentions the part about the jet aircrafts, claiming that it was almost as if he'd gone back there today. The psychiatrist assures Embry that he only went back in his mind, but in the hallway Embry's nurse drops one of his shoes. The shoe is filled with sand...

Enigma buried in the sand, a question mark with broken wings that lies in silent grace as a marker in a desert shrine. Odd how the real consorts with the shadows, how the present fuses with the past. How does it happen? The question is on file in the silent desert. And the answer? The answer is waiting for us in the Twilight Zone.
2003-03-19 01:23:22 AM  
Christ did fark ever need a boobies link, there have been some REALLY riled up people here all day...fark politics...we cannot change your fellow man, hell love yourself. Isn't that the point of a boobies link?
2003-03-19 01:26:01 AM  
Perhaps I'm a bit bias, but no Memphis Belle?
2003-03-19 01:26:50 AM  
I'm guessing the guys chose the name because at altitude in one of those bombers, it truly was colder than a witch's tit.
2003-03-19 01:27:26 AM  

Christ man, you've been posting since I got to work today...I'm on the west coast...Good pics tho...
2003-03-19 01:28:20 AM  
Wldncrzy14: you don't need an excuse to post those. This place'd be better off if you posted those in every thread. Well, maybe not every thread...
2003-03-19 01:29:38 AM  
Excellent, RandomBob. Old Twilight Zone episodes ... yes!
2003-03-19 01:30:38 AM  
I'm an ass man myself.
2003-03-19 01:32:14 AM  
Why did this happen:

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2003-03-19 01:33:06 AM  
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2003-03-19 01:34:28 AM those curves. I want 50s models to come back into style.
2003-03-19 01:36:35 AM  
We went through the whole day yesterday without a boobies link. Depressing day in Farkistan.
2003-03-19 01:37:05 AM  
photoshop -- modern babes on vintage planes???????????/
2003-03-19 01:37:26 AM  
Gil Elvgren:
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2003-03-19 01:37:56 AM  
Who says this does not go on any longer?
2003-03-19 01:39:57 AM  
Whoa....I'd hit it...
2003-03-19 01:40:35 AM  
Rion Vernon
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2003-03-19 01:40:57 AM  
Let me be the first to say:
I'd bomb it.
2003-03-19 01:43:07 AM  
Nose art is the coolest.
2003-03-19 01:44:58 AM  
Must be really hard to draw with your nose. I'm gonna try.
2003-03-19 01:46:48 AM  
Wait.... so war = more boobies? WHY WAS THIS NOT BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION SOONER????
2003-03-19 01:47:07 AM  
Man, that is hard.
*pulls disgusting mucusy pencil out of nose*
2003-03-19 01:47:10 AM  
I love that stuff.
2003-03-19 01:48:25 AM  
mmmmmmmmmmm, grace kelly
2003-03-19 01:49:54 AM  
Anyone have any pictures of vietnam era nose art? The ones where the refuel nozzle was a vagina? I heard about'em, but I have yet to see one.
2003-03-19 01:51:25 AM  
And Babe didn't have to worry about getting inside ol' Doris again.

2003-03-19 01:51:43 AM  
god I love Pinups
2003-03-19 01:52:24 AM  
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2003-03-19 01:53:48 AM  
Stugar: Isn't that the B-17 out at the Palm Springs Air Museum?
2003-03-19 01:55:16 AM  
Wait, I must be smoking crack...maybe the B-26 at the Smithsonian?
2003-03-19 01:56:33 AM  
impaler: what is this so-called "vagina" you speak of?
\sad and lonely
2003-03-19 01:58:45 AM  
Sir_boxalot: No, that's the B-17 on our Mud Island that the city is about to give to the county to put near some polo field in some crappy suburb. :(
2003-03-19 02:04:31 AM  
wow, some of those pictures have naked ladies painted next to machine guns. Hot. It's a predictor of what will happen in a couple days when there's porn on my computer screen, next to the war on TV!
2003-03-19 02:05:57 AM  
"...and they paint naked ladies on their sacred instruments of war! If the Americans carried swords they would probably decorate them with nail polish."

2003-03-19 02:08:04 AM  
I support kitten's rights! Stop the needless slaughter!!!

View my shiatty Weblog
2003-03-19 02:08:19 AM  
Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big and Buzzy! Los Refreshments!
2003-03-19 02:08:34 AM  

Good god, those woman are gorgeous! They actually have CURVES!!! Damn, I was born in the entirely wrong decade...
2003-03-19 02:10:12 AM  
Very nice....makes me happy, thanks
2003-03-19 02:10:35 AM  
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