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(The Onion)   Coca-Cola introduces new 30-liter bottle   ( divider line
    More: Satire  
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2001-09-17 09:15:38 PM  
Put me down for 50!
2001-09-18 12:10:05 AM  
2001-09-18 12:28:29 AM  
This was originally printed sometime in 1997-ish. Proof positive that good humor is timeless.
2001-09-18 12:42:23 AM  
Proof positive that they are ignoring my submissions.
2001-09-18 01:03:43 AM  
1997? Humor? You mean they aren't real?
2001-09-18 01:04:02 AM  
The Onion never fails to please.
2001-09-18 01:05:07 AM  
I think it would be ultimate style if we could drop one of these on bin Ladin.
2001-09-18 02:22:00 AM  
nice... my brother would try to drink that right outta the bottle... like he does with 2liters.....
2001-09-18 02:58:11 AM  
I would buy it, if it were filled with beer! Especially a nice rich martzen... mmmmm beer...
2001-09-18 04:18:01 AM  
Considering the amount of soda I drink during a 24 hour period, this is a godsend. Hook me up! :)

And you can still get 3-litre bottles up here in the Inland Northwest. Dunno about everyone else though.
2001-09-18 06:24:56 AM  
30 litre bucket bong...

2001-09-18 06:48:24 AM  
SATIRE? Damn! I was all excited and stuff too!
2001-09-18 07:06:46 AM  
Two liters is nothing. I could urinate two liters for you right now.
2001-09-18 09:08:20 AM  
I have a feeling that's where it comes from.
2001-09-18 09:22:33 AM  
tards, dr pepper is king!
2001-09-18 09:28:01 AM  
mmm. coke.
2001-09-18 09:36:23 AM  
bring back andre!!!
2001-09-18 09:52:32 AM  
Bloated... Teeth floating... Can't get off couch... About to explode... The Humanity... The Humanity...
2001-09-18 10:12:03 AM  
Andre the Giant has a posse
2001-09-18 10:14:29 AM  
Big hats are funny...
There's no denyin' that
2001-09-18 10:52:06 AM  
Funny, but it's not the........oh, wait. Yes, it is.
2001-09-18 11:23:53 AM  
what, no Mountain Dew?
2001-09-18 02:11:31 PM  
I believe that a full grown adult's bladder can hold about 18-20 fl oz of urine, which puts the capacity at about 500ml (give or take a few)
2001-09-18 02:12:00 PM  
Gatorade bottles make for an excellent pee break
when they wont stop the van.
2001-09-18 03:38:25 PM  
My eyes lit up when I saw the title, and then I saw the "Satire" tag. Dang.
2001-09-18 03:42:57 PM  
Don't ask me why, when, how, etc. But I once found myself in a "dumb and dumber" situation: forced to pee into beer bottles. CaptMorgan, I'm here to say, I exceeded the 18-20 fl oz. by more than I'd have liked at the momement. And no cop to make the ending 'oh so funny'. bummer.
2001-09-18 06:18:55 PM  
NEWS FLASH: The Onion isn't posting any new content this week due to "The Stuff that Happened" on 9/11.
2001-09-18 06:37:41 PM  
It's like a God-send!
2001-09-19 12:13:36 AM  
anyone for a Tab?
2001-09-19 08:23:26 AM  
I love Coke
2001-09-19 08:24:11 AM  
Actually no I hate it sorry
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