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(The Smoking Gun)   The world's ugliest hooker? Mug shot and police report from "CumFest 2003" hotel orgy. TSG is there   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2003-03-17 01:00:46 PM  
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2003-03-17 01:00:50 PM  
I would hit it...literally...with my fist!!
2003-03-17 01:02:29 PM  
That is what I lie to call a Texas 2 bagger. A bag for her head and a bag for yours in case hers falls off.
2003-03-17 01:03:15 PM  
hah hah {b]Reezle I agree.

I still love that Deuce Bigalow reference in there... Cakes and Pies...ever parked your bicycle in an aircraft hangar?
2003-03-17 01:12:43 PM  


What kind of guy pays $15 to have that touch him?

I think I'm gonna hurl.
2003-03-17 01:15:54 PM  
Heh, she isn't as bad as this:

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2003-03-17 01:17:16 PM  
03-17-03 11:31:34 AM Highlifeman
120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".

Aren't those lines from Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back"?
2003-03-17 01:21:43 PM  
ohh.. the address is that of an apartment complex...

I ain't goin' door-to-door with a nasty pic like THAT..
2003-03-17 01:22:22 PM  
I am willing to bet they paid the $15 before thsy saw the hooker.
2003-03-17 01:22:47 PM  
Froggy, that's Austin's lovable transvestite Leslie, who is, fortunately enough, not a hooker. He did run for mayor though, and you know what they say about politicians.
2003-03-17 01:25:50 PM  
Something tells me Reezle was there. Or is he the orgy master...? Or..worse...yet...are you/could you/would you be THE "gal" who keeps house of ill fame?!?!
2003-03-17 01:26:05 PM  
That's a man, baby!
2003-03-17 01:26:36 PM  
Where is the crime here? Yes, she is one fugly bizatch and they should be jailed for even thinking about hitting that but.. what are the charges? Is farking in a hotel room against the law?
2003-03-17 01:34:44 PM  
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2003-03-17 01:36:11 PM  
Why is a blow job from this woman like walking a tight rope?

Everything is great until you look down.
2003-03-17 01:39:56 PM  
Jellyhead is right - age Gwenyth about 15 years, add a few pounds - and it's here.... peeking out from behind those huge jowells and wrinkley neck and bad perm.

Anyone else agree?
2003-03-17 01:52:16 PM  
2003-03-17 01:53:41 PM  
120lbs my ass! maybe 30 years ago
2003-03-17 01:53:49 PM  
I think there are a Lot more interesting questions, like: how did BJQ achieve her royal, uh, position? Do you start out as a BJP? Or was it a contest? (And where do you sign up to be a judge?)
2003-03-17 01:55:44 PM  
Un I don't know about this one...maybe I'll pass...
2003-03-17 01:55:55 PM  
The real travesty is that she claims to weigh 120. I lie on my driver's license, too, but not by 50 lbs.
2003-03-17 01:56:06 PM  
Cripes! I bet you'd have to tie a board to your ass to keep from falling in.
2003-03-17 02:00:30 PM  

That IS Gwenyth now. It's just that for the big stars, every frame is digitally re-mastered to remove impurities/wrinkles camera angles make them look taller.
(Notice Micheal J Fox is always filmed with his face slightly higher than the camera, (makes him look taller) and you NEVER see him full body when he is kissing the leading lady,(so you don't see him standing on a stool.
He's 5'4" (Hollywood height is usually 2" taller than "real" height) Look at Danny DeVito, If he's 5'2" then Judd Hirsch is 7' tall.
2003-03-17 02:06:11 PM  
Not sure what happened to my picturestage link
2003-03-17 02:09:30 PM  
Damn, I do believe that I need to acquire a new Fark handle because after seeing that, I no longer desire to whisper to whores ever again.
2003-03-17 02:12:26 PM  
Thats freaken nothing, once in my town I was driving around and saw a hooker on the corner who's face LITERLY looked like the kid in the Cher "Mask" movie. Honest to god!
2003-03-17 02:15:44 PM  
Brings new meaning to the phrase "two-bagger". and the word "vomit"...
2003-03-17 02:26:36 PM  

No, no, just kidding. My grandmother is downright hot compared to that puddingbeast.
2003-03-17 02:30:51 PM  
There is no God
2003-03-17 02:31:05 PM  
Awwwgod!!!! Horrible! The first beast is downright cute compared to the other bag of dirt. The "Barbara Steele" woman looks, literally, like "Jason" unmasked from Friday the 13th part 2! Worse than bad!
2003-03-17 02:32:42 PM  
2003-03-17 02:35:37 PM  
There is no God

If this thread had voting enabled for funniest comment, Gooch would win. Thank you Gooch.
2003-03-17 02:37:51 PM  
Somehow I fail to care about the appearance of some random woman I don't even know.
2003-03-17 02:39:42 PM  
Diogenes, I was thinking of a popcicle stick in a milk bucket.
2003-03-17 02:49:15 PM  
She hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.
2003-03-17 02:51:45 PM  
Ugliest whore ever? Julia Roberts.

case closed.
2003-03-17 02:58:08 PM  
It's good to know that with all that's going on in the world today we can step back and say GOD DAMN THAT'S ONE UGLY biatch!
2003-03-17 02:59:38 PM  
Kittens are returning from the dead, even! Praise the lord!
2003-03-17 03:14:47 PM  
I would SO demand my $15 back.
2003-03-17 03:40:45 PM  
Everyone's out consuming lots and lots of green beer and stringy beef, WWIII is about to start, it's a full moon tonight, and trolls pass themselves off as hookers.

2003-03-17 03:51:17 PM  
I'd hit it - with an M1A1 Abrahms Tank.
2003-03-17 03:53:21 PM  
Was that was the Detroit FARK party?
2003-03-17 04:01:02 PM  
Hell, after 10 or 20 guys you wouldn't be able to tell how ugly she is.
2003-03-17 04:06:11 PM  
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2003-03-17 04:08:56 PM  
You people are more brave than I. I'd need a 3 bagger. You know, one on her, one on me, and one by the door in case someone walks in.
2003-03-17 04:09:07 PM  
I think its funny that all of you guys are believing that she wasn't really a prosititute, but that she just "loves sex." With 100 some creepy guys, in a hotel room, as part of an advertised event. My ass she wasn't being paid for it.
2003-03-17 04:09:27 PM  
If you think her face is bad, considering she's into group sex.... just IMAGINE the horror of her pussy!

Roast beef for the entire WORLD people!

2003-03-17 04:15:24 PM  
Korag_The_Nasty wins...
2003-03-17 04:18:31 PM  
You show up to "CumFest 2003" and are promised tons of women to suck you off. Instead, there's 50 guys, three women, and at least one looks like this.

This is the sexual equivalent of going to a job interview or somewhere promising a free trip and getting there to discover that it's a seminar on how to attain financial independence by selling steak knives door to door.
2003-03-17 04:22:20 PM  
MIND STALKER: Even though she/he looked like the kid in Mask, you forgot to tell us how he/she was in the sack?
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