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(The Smoking Gun)   The world's ugliest hooker? Mug shot and police report from "CumFest 2003" hotel orgy. TSG is there   ( divider line
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187306 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2003 at 11:18 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-03-17 11:20:36 AM  
Damn my eyes!!!
2003-03-17 11:21:51 AM  
my coque just fell off
2003-03-17 11:22:10 AM  
15 bucks. What a bargain.

2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM  
Hehe: "Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame"


On another note, when you say "TSG is there", does that mean what I think it means?
2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM  
i'd hit it
2003-03-17 11:23:04 AM  
Can someone post the image here, please-- I am at work.

...and for some reason I feel the need to see an ugly whore?
2003-03-17 11:23:10 AM  
I think I saw the Crocodile Hunter wrestle her out of a swamp on one of his shows.
2003-03-17 11:23:25 AM
There's been worse posted on Fark.
2003-03-17 11:23:40 AM  
lumpy jowel fest 2003
2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM  
weight 120?
2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM  
I'd hit it, if that's what it means to be an American.
2003-03-17 11:23:53 AM  
World's ugliest hooker? Not even close.
2003-03-17 11:23:56 AM  
2003-03-17 11:23:56 AM  
That's $15 after the coupon...
2003-03-17 11:23:58 AM  
Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame...more like keeping house of skank.

And Forsythe I hope she paid them the $15.
2003-03-17 11:24:11 AM  
I'd pay for it.
2003-03-17 11:24:18 AM  
2003-03-17 11:24:19 AM  
Proof that some guys will stick their dicks anywhere... Exactly how does one achieve an erection when confronted with such overwhelming unattractiveness?

My guess is popcicle sticks and duct tape.
2003-03-17 11:24:56 AM  

Its SFW, ya know.. just a mugshot..
2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM  
2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM  
Hair: BRO
Eyes: BLU
Complexion: EVIL
2003-03-17 11:25:14 AM  
Even I wouldn't pay for that.
2003-03-17 11:25:15 AM  
She's the world's ugliest hooker... after your MOTHER!

Oh shiat!
2003-03-17 11:25:33 AM  
Romulus, MI!!! Better Get Captain Picard in there to fumigate, the Romulans have invaded earth.
2003-03-17 11:26:43 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-17 11:27:32 AM  
5'4" 120? I call shenanigans on the jailhouse scale.
2003-03-17 11:27:36 AM  
120 pounds!
2003-03-17 11:28:06 AM  
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG. In fact, I would go so far as to say that that is the best-looking ugly-TSG-chick I've ever seen.

Not that I'd hit it...
2003-03-17 11:29:39 AM  
I always wondered if it was possible to have facial cellulite. My days of wondering have come to an end.
2003-03-17 11:29:47 AM  
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG

True, but this thing was doing a gang-bang...

oh, ick.
2003-03-17 11:29:52 AM  
This is one of the other women...I'd hit it...

2003-03-17 11:29:55 AM  
Bump-- Too Funny.
Her head looks like it weighs 120 alone.
2003-03-17 11:30:05 AM  
no amount of intoxicants could make that look even interesting in a novelty - circus show kinda way
2003-03-17 11:30:12 AM  
Read it all the way through...

Here's another lady's site:
2003-03-17 11:30:14 AM  
Gah. The latest addition to the axis of ugly.
2003-03-17 11:30:27 AM  
We'd Hit It!
2003-03-17 11:30:50 AM  
2003-03-17 11:31:01 AM  
Now how am I supposed to eat my corned beef & cabbage after looking at that? Fark!
2003-03-17 11:31:17 AM  
Well, it won't post the image, here's a link to it:

The other chick.

2003-03-17 11:31:18 AM  
Stay away from that website if you value your eyesight. The goggles, they do nothing.
2003-03-17 11:31:34 AM  
120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".
2003-03-17 11:31:53 AM  
Damn, one more time..

The other chick.

2003-03-17 11:32:08 AM  
She isn't a prostitute. She is someone who just likes sex. Whether or not you'd like to have sex with her (and I confess she's not really my type) She's not a hooker, whore, prostitute, crackho', or any other derogatory term that young frustrated guys like to use to describe women who enjoy having sex.

But she does have bad hair.
2003-03-17 11:32:48 AM  
Damnit, just copy and paste, it's SFW

2003-03-17 11:32:59 AM  
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
2003-03-17 11:33:01 AM  
Didn't the Smoking Gun have the hooker who sat on the john and killed him? She would be worse.
2003-03-17 11:33:08 AM  
only comment is the certain c** work in the title. the title alone is NSFW!

imagine the conversation
"honey, where ya headed tonight?"
"oh, I dunno, maybe catch that new Will Farrell movie, then I might stop by "C**Fest2003 at the Holiday Inn"
"ok, see ya later"
2003-03-17 11:33:15 AM  
Steele admitted that part of her act was to perform with cakes and pies. She spreads the food on her body and then performs sex acts.

Mmmmmm, pie...

Seriously, what is up with guys today? They'd screw a wooden fence post if you threw a bra on it. I wouldn't be able to get it up with these skanks, covered in pie or not, especially with a bunch of equally sleazy guys standing around jerkin' it. That detective will never be the same again. The inside of his mind will forever look like the Aarkieboy "Nah, that's too gross, even for me" Hall of Fame...
2003-03-17 11:33:20 AM  
Romulus police Department? Am I missing something?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-03-17 11:34:32 AM  
Drinking too much jizz can be facially wounding.
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