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(Some Kernel Writer)   Farker Dashiki needs some ideas for a newspaper article that would be interesting to University of Kentucky students. Link goes to the newspaper.   ( divider line
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1155 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2003 at 2:59 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-14 12:54:18 PM  
11 votes:
I hear articles about your first-time anal sex experience are popular these days...
2003-03-14 02:16:25 PM  
4 votes:
College newspaper, eh? Just skip the silly stuff and get right to the heart of the matter for college students... MONEY! You could always ask the financial aid office about their figures over the last four years, and see if any trends emerge. There's always students taking loans, so give some advice about federal loopholes and other programs that will save these students hundreds of dollars. Or even some simple ways to save money and make the most of it, like a maven-report on the best deals for food/beer/clothes/etc. around campus. If you keep your mind on the money, these will be articles people read and think about rather than some silly stuff that gets shoved into the features department.
2003-03-14 01:38:44 PM  
4 votes:
UK, a university so great you might want to get it burned into your Uterus.
2003-03-14 01:02:22 PM  
4 votes:
How KY will change your life forever
2003-03-15 03:33:25 AM  
3 votes:
How to score w/ women OUTSIDE of your family.
2003-03-15 02:07:33 PM  
2 votes:
Write an article titled: "A Review Of Why, Even Though This Is Just A College Newspaper, I Actually Believe What I Write Is Important Or Even Slightly Interesting"
2003-03-15 11:14:31 AM  
2 votes:
When in doubt write about the joy of boobies.
2003-03-15 10:55:50 AM  
2 votes:
write about my cat.

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he has a drinking problem. I dont want to see any other cats go down the same path he chose. If you could just save 1 cat, you will have done the world a great service.
2003-03-15 04:38:30 AM  
2 votes:
I'm shocked at the anti-southern bias here by presumably mature individuals. Kentucky is absolutely no different than any other State.

Except their McDonalds have "Opossum McNuggets" and Blockbuster keeps "Jackass" in the Self-Improvement section. Other than that ... no different.
2003-03-15 04:26:30 AM  
2 votes:
people in kentucky can read?
2003-03-15 03:41:51 AM  
2 votes:
How to build a still in your dorm from stolen lab supplies.
2003-03-15 03:36:43 AM  
2 votes:
How to choose which of your sisters to sleep with
2003-03-15 03:28:23 AM  
2 votes:
are you really going to write about the post with the most votes? 'cuz if so you're writing about drew, his sister, their marriage, and anal sex right now...scary.

i suggest you write an "expose" about all the bars that are slacking on bouncing underage kids, and liquor stores that don't check id's as thorougly as they should. kids need the info.
2003-03-15 03:22:46 AM  
2 votes:
"Sleeping Your Way Into Graduate School"
2003-03-15 03:04:23 AM  
2 votes:
for kentucky students? how about a comparison of the various date-rape drugs that are effective for use on farm animals.
2003-03-15 03:02:21 AM  
2 votes:
How about an article about how well Drew and his sister's marriage is going along?

please don't ban me
2003-03-14 01:06:21 PM  
2 votes:
Lots of articles about how much Duke sucks.

2003-03-16 05:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
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2003-03-15 05:33:36 AM  
1 vote:
Price of and/or how much many can be made in a weekend from being a local college-aged callgirl. Review and .
2003-03-15 04:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
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Aliens in the NBA
2003-03-15 03:38:10 AM  
1 vote:
"How to hook up rabbit ears and get all the stations in your state"
2003-03-15 03:37:11 AM  
1 vote:
Sex Sex Sex...
sounds bout right for uni students
2003-03-15 03:26:32 AM  
1 vote:
"Article writers that can't do their jobs: The shocking untold story."
2003-03-15 03:17:03 AM  
1 vote:
Write a story about how Daniel Boone explored Ashley Judd's Cumberland Gap and established a frontier post there.
2003-03-15 03:03:30 AM  
1 vote:
Freedom fries. Great ranting fodder.
2003-03-14 11:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
A complete guide to usage of the toothbrush. You can include testimonial from an inbred relation, something like my brother/father used it and it saved his tooth. Or you can write about ways to improve the contraption, like Skoal toothpaste.
2003-03-14 01:44:49 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmmm Kentucky? How about:

"Marryin' - It ain't just for kinfolk any more"
2003-03-14 01:17:52 PM  
1 vote:
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