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(Brampton Guardian)   "It's unlikely President George Dubya sits up in bed worrying about 250 naked men in Byron Bay, Australia"   ( divider line
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2003-03-14 12:07:04 PM  
No, but George Michael does.
2003-03-14 12:22:16 PM  
Won't somebody please think of the children!
2003-03-14 12:56:42 PM  
Well, he may not be sitting up at the time, but...

2003-03-14 01:36:23 PM  
If he dosen't care that he is going to kill thousands of people in Iraq, how the fark could he possibly care about 300 naked people?
2003-03-14 01:41:53 PM  
Huh. Interesting, LorneReams. I'd not heard him say that he doesn't care about innocent people dying in Iraq. As was said so eloquently yesterday, so long as Saddam Hussein is in power, you are guaranteed to have innocent deaths.
2003-03-14 02:58:28 PM  
I bet he does think about naked gay men. I bet IS a naked gay man.
2003-03-14 05:12:07 PM  
The Brampton Guardian? On Fark? NOW I've seen everything!

*OBB frustrated that he didn't get to make the Peel Region post*
2003-03-14 05:28:16 PM  
Regular Farker: How come Total Farkers get a head start in Photoshops?! UNFAIR I SEZ!

... Please, I don't want to see naked farkers.
2003-03-14 07:20:30 PM  
I'd have to go to war, just to spite them. You know, on principle, or something.
2003-03-14 07:20:37 PM  
pussies...i mean that in both ways...
2003-03-14 07:21:19 PM  
But I sure do.
2003-03-14 07:21:26 PM  
No but Ashcroft does...
2003-03-14 07:23:17 PM  
that article is rather cheeky.
2003-03-14 07:25:56 PM  
He should bomb the naked people.
2003-03-14 07:27:34 PM  
The thought of hippie bush kind of turns my stomach.
2003-03-14 07:28:20 PM  
George cares about everyone. He's a Christian, those guys care about everyone. They're just like Jesus.
2003-03-14 07:29:49 PM  
Thats because he can't think of more than one thing at a time...
2003-03-14 07:33:21 PM  
What if there were 250 naked men on the whitehouse lawn and the SS was on a coffee break? And what if Clinton and Bush Sr. were among the group? How about a naked Anna Smith with "F*ck War" written on her bare boobs in billboard like proportions?
2003-03-14 07:34:30 PM  
You're at the Leafs game and don't like the penalty called on Mats Sundin?

Well, let the referee know by making a naked snow angel in Eddie Belfour's crease.

2003-03-14 07:36:18 PM  
i love george ... he kicks ass and takes names later .
we NEED to wake a few countries up , show them we mean business . besides , if i'm not mistaken , all of the nations opposing us have had to have out HELP in the past .

/ i dont like hairy naked men . clean shaved is much better .
2003-03-14 07:38:06 PM  
Not to go off the topic but I didn't agree with the war on Iraq either until I read this article Tale of the TyrantIt's by the author of black hawk down, very good a bit long.

**Hoping HTML skills are up to par.
2003-03-14 07:38:52 PM  
didn't work here's the link:
2003-03-14 07:39:46 PM  
The next time you're overcharged in the department store and the cashier won't refund your money-- boom-- drop your drawers in protest.

This is why I got out of retail sales. One to many Teabagging.
2003-03-14 07:45:18 PM  
Sounds like some sort of really bad nightmare.
2003-03-14 07:45:34 PM  
under dis n dat what's a burka and muzzle and who is this Carol lady??????....anyone???
2003-03-14 07:52:00 PM  
Worrying? No.
Fantasizing? Maybe.
2003-03-14 07:52:26 PM  
I'm not worrying about them, I'm fantasizing.
2003-03-14 07:58:04 PM  
Usually mass amounts of naked actvisits are typically fugly. Haven't you guys taken womens studies in college? I mean there is usually one, but who wants to sift through all those ashes?
2003-03-14 08:00:07 PM  
Geosprint Took me bit to realize that you weren't having an anurism.

Wouldn't mouthy, American-bashing Mississauga MP Carolyn Parrish look good in a burka-- and a muzzle

Corolyn Parrish is a Canadian (Member of Parlement)rose a bit of a stink last week when reporters overheard her (jokingly) saying to another MP "Oh Americans. we HATE them"

A muzzle is the little cage thing you put on dogs snouts to stop them from barking/biting. to "muzzle" someone is a euphamism for shutting them up.

A burka is the head to toe coverings that the Taliban used to make women wear.
[image from too old to be available]
A burka
2003-03-14 08:00:09 PM  
Your fast-posting skills are very unpatriotic, Bickle.

Those were 26 seconds of terra.
2003-03-14 08:01:17 PM  

Dubya and I have something in common!

I couldn't possibly care less about 250 naked men!

1 naked woman could keep me awake though!
2003-03-14 08:01:42 PM  
GIS for Burka
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2003-03-14 08:02:29 PM  
"It's unlikely President George Dubya sits up in bed worrying about 250 naked men in Byron Bay, Australia"

Perhaps, but he might go to sleep and dream about it.

/har har
2003-03-14 08:04:27 PM  
That is the American uniform that will be enacted by Patriot Act III, CanuckGuy. It is going to replace the lapel pin.
2003-03-14 08:11:42 PM  
Dumbya probably doesn't know where AUS is, he didn't know who the leader of N Korea was and then the next thing you know he is labeling them as being part of the Axis of Evil. No strings attatched to Dumbya!

If he did know anything about AUS he would know that they have their own facist Prime Minister right now who is one of Shrub's biggest supporters.
2003-03-14 08:17:00 PM  
(muttering in his sleep)

"Naht gonna doit. Wudn't be prudent."
2003-03-14 08:20:33 PM  
*thinks about 250 naked men*

*goes to take a cold shower*
2003-03-14 08:23:03 PM  
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2003-03-14 08:29:03 PM  

Please, to save my faith in humanity, please tell me you're joking.
2003-03-14 08:31:19 PM  
03-14-03 01:36:23 PM LorneReams
If he dosen't care that he is going to kill thousands of people in Iraq, how the fark could he possibly care about 300 naked people?

I agree, it is much better for ones own leader to kill you, right? I guess the Iraqi troops that tried to surrender to the British last week didn't get the memo. Unfortunately, they've probably gotten the jist of it by now :(

Hopefully no one knew they tried to surrender.
2003-03-14 08:41:41 PM  
(Name1): Bush BAD!!

(Name2): No, Bush good!! Left bad!

(Name1): You dum dum, Bush BAD BAD! Bush make country go boom!

(Name2): Bush gonna make all countries go boom! You'll see! Then economy get better, because all other countries is dead.

(Name1): Bush evil! I saw Bush drown kitty-cat!

(Name2): No, you saw Clinton drown kitty-cat!!

Y'know, I think you all need a nice big hug...
2003-03-14 08:45:43 PM  
No really,

I wish I could find that interview but he was asked the names of some world leaders in the presidential run and could not name more than half of them. He didn't seem to think was a big deal at the time, any sane person watching probably wrote him off at that point. I think that might have helped him win the election, a stronger conservative candidate may have brought out the Dems. Oh well, won't get fooled again.
2003-03-14 08:46:19 PM  
Thanks for the info guys....looks like the get up that utah gal was wearing when they saved her from jeebus....
2003-03-14 08:48:25 PM  
Takogirl can handle 250 men? Whoa, I bet she is a whole weeks worth of fun, all at once. Nice pic.
2003-03-14 08:52:44 PM  
whatever encourages women to get to naked is a good thing.

well, some women naked at least.

How about stippers and por actresses getting naked for peace? or supermodels...
2003-03-14 08:54:11 PM  
Dubya is soooo over. He'll take care of himself from here out.
2003-03-14 08:55:07 PM  

I think Saddam has most likely fed those soldiers to his Sarlacc with the parting words, "In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years!"
2003-03-14 09:02:53 PM  
WOOH I actually live in Byron Bay and i'm happy to say all my clothes are intact, although I can say i'd have no problem getting the gear off if I wanted too.

This is Byron Bay...

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2003-03-14 09:05:29 PM  
I thought this was hilarious
2003-03-14 09:14:10 PM  
thinking requires a brain
bush is animatronics controlled by george "wheres my farking chin" lucas
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