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(NYPost)   When having sex with two women at once, try not to slash them with your broken vodka bottle   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2003-03-14 12:06:35 PM  
Ah whores, you just can't beat em. You can stab them though.
2003-03-14 12:08:01 PM  
This story is just so wrong on so many levels, but could have been avoided if the guy just brought his wallet into the bathroom with him while he showered. What did he expect from a stripper? Me thinks he did over re-act a bit though.
2003-03-14 12:43:46 PM  
A stripper was stabbed to death early yesterday at her Queens apartment after a sexual romp with another woman and a john turned bloody.

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the john
2003-03-14 01:08:48 PM  
Why was he showering?? They're HOOKERS,.. Brazilian hookers at that.... If you're going to slide around with diseased gashes, showering ain't gonna make much difference.
Seriously, why would you want do snuggle up to friggin' sexual petre dishes? Just rub one out and get on with your day.

Works for me.
2003-03-14 01:31:54 PM  
Sounds like one hell of a party.
2003-03-14 03:18:57 PM  
When having sex with two women at once, try not to slash them with your broken vodka bottle

Well, NOW you tell me.... where the hell was this advice last week...
2003-03-14 03:48:22 PM  
I can't believe we're importing prostitutes now. It must be the Brazilian waxing.
2003-03-14 05:49:49 PM  
I don't believe it. Strippers only rob you when you're actually *AT* the club.
2003-03-14 05:50:18 PM  
Brazil Nuts.
2003-03-14 05:50:48 PM  
I'm going to go try this out right after work!
2003-03-14 05:50:48 PM  
Are Brasilian prostitutes/strippers/self-employed models cheaper due to the US exchange rate?
2003-03-14 05:51:19 PM  
Was it Patrick Bateman?
2003-03-14 05:51:35 PM  
I'll try and keep that in mind
2003-03-14 05:51:37 PM  
Brazilian hookers? Don't most of them have "suprise packages"?
2003-03-14 05:52:03 PM  
I've had sex w/ two women once.
2003-03-14 05:52:35 PM  
I'd hit it... with a vodka bottle.
2003-03-14 05:53:21 PM  
suprise = surprise
2003-03-14 05:53:47 PM  


So, why does it take THREE guys to do this story?
2003-03-14 05:54:28 PM  
Did they include the part about a million dollars?

/office space
2003-03-14 05:55:13 PM  
Maybe they had to re-enact it...
2003-03-14 05:55:24 PM  
"The lady came out naked wearing nothing but a G-string. She was cut badly on the neck and the wrists, crying for help," witness Carlos Castro, 27, told The Post.

Man, if I had a nickel for everytime my neighbors had to say that to the cops.
2003-03-14 05:56:39 PM  

Because its a story about Menege Trois (sp?)
2003-03-14 05:56:51 PM  
first...congrats Little Camel...Second, it's in poor taste to slash a Brazilian whore with a Vodka bottle..(Vodka is for Russian whores!)
2003-03-14 05:59:18 PM  
So you've had sex with two women one time each? I'm sorry... Oh you meant at the same time? I get it now.
2003-03-14 05:59:48 PM  
Great story. Has both sex and violence. I like.
2003-03-14 06:00:55 PM  
Oh, those wacky Brazilian strippers.

They're cut-ups.
2003-03-14 06:01:30 PM  
Wasn't there some more to the story like him ending up in a bathtub full of ice and a botched surgery or something? Oh wait, that's an urban legend.

The interesting thing is that they were taking him back to their place.

Ya... strippers offer to take me home all the time.

Yeah, right.
2003-03-14 06:02:03 PM  
I've = I ...vodka chocolates have me starting weekend early...
2003-03-14 06:02:12 PM  
I thought brazilians were imaginery?

/something awful
2003-03-14 06:03:10 PM  
furter proof of my theory that the only way to have a 3some is to either pay for it or date women that appear on Howard Stern.
2003-03-14 06:03:27 PM  
Hi I'm Peter Griffin. Y'know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight, but I'll tell you what's not funny -- killing strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people, who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain in a VIP room. Besides, there's no need to kill'em, cause most of them are already dead inside. Goodnight everyone
2003-03-14 06:03:58 PM  
not all, only Brazilian Nobel Prize winners...
2003-03-14 06:04:44 PM  
Fitting lyrics!-

"Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world
unless it is toppled with limitless sex?"

Name that band!
2003-03-14 06:06:20 PM  
Wow. I they were robbing him AFTER a night at the club??
How is that possible. My wallets always drained and the credit cards maxed out after my fun time. He must have been holding out on them poor strippers!
Hey pal, little Johnny needs a new bike. Help the poor strippers out.
2003-03-14 06:06:47 PM  

You mean like French war heroes?
2003-03-14 06:06:54 PM  
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2003-03-14 06:06:59 PM  
the guy is crazy. Killing one of the girl for looking through his wallet. She may've been curious and not trying to rob the guy. ANyway, i doubt they were going to rob the fellow. I mean, HE KNOWS WHERE THEY LIVE! the guy probably planned on killing them anyways, just made up a story about he foudn them in his wallet.
2003-03-14 06:07:09 PM  
03-14-03 06:03:10 PM Shut........UP
furter proof of my theory that the only way to have a 3some is to either pay for it or date women that appear on Howard Stern.

Those chicks on Stern are U-gly! I'm always suprised about how they're freaking out out about a girl, then when you catch the 'E' show you remember how bad they were freaking out, but the chick is heinous. ....or are northern chicks just sorda ugly
2003-03-14 06:07:54 PM  
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
2003-03-14 06:08:00 PM  
I don't know why I don't do good in English.
2003-03-14 06:08:16 PM  
TOUCHE' Peterhook!
2003-03-14 06:09:32 PM  
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"That's bloody good advice"
2003-03-14 06:10:02 PM  
LittleCamel, your mother and sister don't count.

Winnar winnar chicken dinner!!111 = me
2003-03-14 06:10:13 PM  
GWAR lyrics
2003-03-14 06:11:44 PM  
one point to Dysfunktional!
2003-03-14 06:12:05 PM  
Have you ever been north of the mason-dixon, LittleCamel?

I've seen plenty of gorgeous women around here.
2003-03-14 06:14:18 PM  
So. Maybe he shot his load in his wallet, and they were simply hungry.
2003-03-14 06:14:51 PM  
I hate it when i'm having sex with two women, and one of them opens her cakehole and says "ooh ooh save 'it' for me." nobody likes a greedy gretchen.

ps by "two", i mean anytime i have sex, which counting the zero times i've done it, is approximately, ballpark, uhhhh...never.

pps by "having sex", i mean masturbation.

ppps. by "cakehole", i mean piehole.
2003-03-14 06:14:53 PM  
Absolutben: I'd imagine that being a hooker is the overriding characteristic. Imagine if she were something more innocuous than a stripper, but also a hooker. How would you think of her then? She'd still be a hooker, right?
2003-03-14 06:16:45 PM  
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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