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2003-03-13 10:40:26 AM  
Where's the
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2003-03-13 11:20:05 AM  
Well he lived in the right place.
2003-03-13 11:21:10 AM  
Could this be attributed to 'roid rage?

I got nothing, as usual.
2003-03-13 11:23:31 AM  
"Smith wore heavy winter coats during the robberies, police said, but after his arrest it became apparent to officers that he had breasts."

That is the funniest thing I've read in the last 10 minutes
2003-03-13 11:28:39 AM  
he allegedly robbed several banks in Franklin Square to pay for hormonal medication necessary to maintain a "female physique," police said

The guys in cell block C are gonna love this guy...
2003-03-13 12:19:04 PM  
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2003-03-13 01:01:29 PM  
Wldncrzy14 I found this article slightly diff!cult to ruin a marriage to. The I saw your p0st and lost the ability to maintain an erection. That one dude (?) needs a Manzere.
2003-03-13 01:48:08 PM  
Bump, that post makes it sound like you haven't seen Fight Club. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
2003-03-13 01:51:07 PM  
Bwaaaa...this was a good afternoon chuckle.
2003-03-13 01:54:22 PM  
A little mascara, a bit of rouge, and Mr. Smith would be a fine looking woman or something.
2003-03-13 01:54:38 PM  
"Queens man" what a coincidence
2003-03-13 01:55:10 PM  
Is Drugco still paying money for testing breast implants on men?

2003-03-13 01:55:36 PM  
Meatloaf is great with mashed potatoes.
2003-03-13 01:56:09 PM  
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This guy is going to be the next big fark cliche. Move over domo-kun.
2003-03-13 01:56:32 PM  
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Patrick had biatchtits.
2003-03-13 01:56:38 PM  
"I kicked it with my feet
and hit it with my hand.
What I thought was a biatch
was nothing but a man."

2003-03-13 01:56:51 PM  
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2003-03-13 01:57:06 PM  
Bump, you mean he needs a Bro, right?
2003-03-13 01:57:21 PM  
Marv, is that YOU?

2003-03-13 01:57:27 PM  
Blluurrrgh!!! My eyes!!! My brains!!! Grrhrhrhghgh.
2003-03-13 01:57:32 PM  
I feel dirty after reading that. And seeing that picture.
2003-03-13 01:57:34 PM  
Shouldn't that headline read: "Cops Charge Queen Man in Robberies"?
2003-03-13 01:58:19 PM  
Lady looks a Dude.
2003-03-13 01:59:29 PM  
"Your Honor, I did it for boobies. Surely you've done something stupid over boobies before."
2003-03-13 02:00:20 PM  
Robbing book stores? Awesome...just like Bottle Rocket...
2003-03-13 02:00:52 PM  
No. Manziere!
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2003-03-13 02:02:59 PM  
Similar thought: Dude does NOT look like a lady.
2003-03-13 02:04:39 PM  
Mom, dad, this is my uh...friend "Pat".
2003-03-13 02:04:41 PM  
Police are optimistic they will recover the stolen money.

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2003-03-13 02:05:07 PM  
i guess he will get plenty anal lovin now.
2003-03-13 02:05:47 PM  
he's a very pretty woman
2003-03-13 02:05:50 PM  
I can never understand the logic that makes an ugly man think he will be an attractive woman if only he had tits. Perhaps he just gave up on women after too much heartbreak and decided to be content masturbating while caressing his own breasts.

I love Bottle Rocket!!!
2003-03-13 02:07:22 PM  
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2003-03-13 02:10:09 PM  
Can you say Prison biatch?

Say it biatch, say it!!!
2003-03-13 02:10:41 PM  
I know this dude from my hometown who took large doses of estrogen for several years to grow big titties.

I never understood it.. if I was gonna have female parts to play with.. i'd probably have a pocketpussy surgically implanted into my hand.
2003-03-13 02:11:42 PM  
Never fear fellow Americans.

I have sent John Ashcroft to cover the evil breasts with a burqa.
2003-03-13 02:12:51 PM  
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.
2003-03-13 02:15:13 PM  
Is that a ding-a-ling growing out of his head too? Geez, dude(tte), pick a gender.
2003-03-13 02:19:54 PM  
That's some nice detecting there, boys.

2003-03-13 02:20:18 PM  
LOBBED, funny shiat. We need an "I'd hit it" photoshop ASAP.
2003-03-13 02:21:52 PM  
Transitioning from having a male body to having a female body is expensive. I know (casually) a couple of transformers, and getting the money for the hormones and surgery is a big problem.

Here are a few tips for those considering the change:

If you will NEVER be "passable" then you might want to reconsider surgery and hormones. Cross dressing, sure, but irreversible changes, no.

If you can make money as a woman doing glamor shots and bikini photos, please continue the transition process.

If you have hetero guys falling all over you, even when they find out you still have a unit, continue the transition.

If you are an ass ugly man, you might want to rethink surgery and hormones.

It would be wise to raise the necessary cash before you begin, so you can get it done in as short a time as possible, instead of spending years struggling to get the financing to transition. It takes lone enough if you have all the cash on hand to begin with.

Hormones are not toys. Do not treat then lightly. They are not the next "hot" night club thing. They are not the next fad.

I'd go on, but I'd prefer an actual trannie post some more reliable and informed advice.
2003-03-13 02:26:26 PM  
I was going to ask if he had to shave the hair on his chest, but after seeing Shooter_28's post I see that's not a requirement.
2003-03-13 02:26:30 PM  
2003-03-13 02:27:36 PM  
I hope that pic didn't come from your porn collection
2003-03-13 02:28:11 PM  
Shooter_28 really should rethink his plans to transition. Please stick to cross dressing.
2003-03-13 02:28:35 PM  
Shooter_28, you are now an enemy combatant.
2003-03-13 02:29:43 PM  
03-13-03 02:23:42 PM Shooter_28

Good idea.

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The gif that keeps on giving !
2003-03-13 02:29:47 PM  
That dude really has a face for radio, huh ?
2003-03-13 02:30:21 PM  
Yarrgghhh!!! My brain palate needs to be cleansed.

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OK, much better now.
2003-03-13 02:33:27 PM  
WTF?? Some sick people in this world....

Shooter_28 -- thanks for the image that is now permanently burned into my brain....damn man boobs!
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