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(Some Guy)   20 Reasons Why Sharks are Better than Cats   (thesharkguys.com) divider line
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2009-09-23 11:39:42 AM  
Tigers are cats. Dangerous on land and in water.

Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat
Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat


davidw001: chum


Chum
 
2009-09-23 11:47:41 AM  
21. Cat fin soup tastes awful.
 
2009-09-23 11:53:22 AM  
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Approves.
 
2009-09-23 11:53:25 AM  
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Sharks have skinny legs.
 
2009-09-23 11:58:04 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: AlwaysRightBoy: And Cats just get stuck in trees, not roofs.

Okay, I've gotta ask: HUH???????? Story?


Sorry, I've got no idea where the pic comes from.
 
2009-09-23 11:59:07 AM  
at least you don't have to suck your cats dick. besides, I like lolcats.
 
2009-09-23 12:02:08 PM  
Next up: Eagles vs. Sharks

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2009-09-23 12:04:42 PM  

cowgirl toffee: davidw001: cowgirl toffee: I have yet to have a shark rip up my sofa, piss on my carpet, or shed on my linens. That's why sharks are better than cats.

Yeah, but there's always a first time, chum.

There are still reasons why I would want a shark, instead of a cat, as a pet. For example, even if a shark does manage to piss on my carpet, it's still better than waking up to a cat's ass in my face.


Oh, I agree, that lipstick is so hard to wash off.
 
2009-09-23 12:06:10 PM  

Bagelox-99: floggingworks: it hurts to pet a shark

Book title!


Well done!

/chapter one "And don't even think of rubbing me the wrong way!"
 
2009-09-23 12:06:12 PM  
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Cats don't surf.
 
2009-09-23 12:11:59 PM  

myzdoxae: Nasty little beast. As seen on Reddit.


That is awesome
 
2009-09-23 12:12:33 PM  
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2009-09-23 12:13:31 PM  

Tapakip: mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks

Over in one.


yup
 
2009-09-23 12:19:51 PM  
Sharks are pussies.

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2009-09-23 12:20:12 PM  
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2009-09-23 12:22:01 PM  
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2009-09-23 12:28:42 PM  
Straight to hell, This Is Bold Text. Straight to hell.

If I laughed, do I have to go with you?
 
2009-09-23 12:54:26 PM  

need4mospd: #1. Can eat humans in fewer bites.
#2. Can breath underwater.
#3. Attempted to kill Richard Dreyfuss.
#4-20. Lasers strapped to back result in greater "evil"


What you did there...I can see it!
 
2009-09-23 1:00:51 PM  
This is Bold Text +1
 
2009-09-23 1:00:55 PM  

CrankMyBlueSax: Cats don't surf.


WRONG!
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2009-09-23 1:05:22 PM  
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2009-09-23 1:17:28 PM  
Tapakip
>mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks
Over in one.


NO IT ISN'T ASSHOLEfark that meme and everyone who blows their premature thread load saying it
 
2009-09-23 1:20:51 PM  
evilmousse:

NO IT ISN'T ASSHOLEfark that meme and everyone who blows their premature thread load saying it


Over in 73.
 
2009-09-23 1:41:02 PM  

Pure Slaughter Value: evilmousse:

NO IT ISN'T ASSHOLEfark that meme and everyone who blows their premature thread load saying it

Over in 73.


This
 
2009-09-23 1:47:21 PM  
There was a video on youtube for a min that showed a guy useing kittens as shark bait. I dont know if it was real but it was freaking hilarious!

/hates cats
//doesn't condone using them for bait though
///but funny stuff is funny
 
2009-09-23 1:48:22 PM  
Sharks don't walk around in their toilet and then on your countertops
 
2009-09-23 1:49:28 PM  

elementcircle: CrankMyBlueSax: Cats don't surf.

WRONG!


Heh, good ones!
 
2009-09-23 2:03:36 PM  
"Entourage" jumping the shark? That show arrived post jump.
 
2009-09-23 2:22:40 PM  

Uncontrolled_Jibe: "Entourage" jumping the shark? That show arrived post jump.


The show is pure pulp. It's about the careers of a bunch of superficial guys in Hollywood. It's full of blatant pandering to men with just enough story to keep their girlfriends interested. It's all candy and it makes no apologies for that. I love it.
 
2009-09-23 2:50:29 PM  
11. Sharks taste good in a soup or sandwich [...]

Hákarl? (pops)
 
2009-09-23 3:17:56 PM  

edh4p3: Tigers are cats. Dangerous on land and in water.

Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat
Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat


davidw001: chum

Chum


Are you sure it wan't a virus?
 
2009-09-23 4:33:59 PM  
Cats as bait for shark

Link (new window)

/I'm from Venezuela so I'm getting a kick... in the nuts if I point this out IRL
 
2009-09-23 6:26:15 PM  

Onkel Buck: Sharks don't walk around in their toilet and then on your countertops


Pretty sure that's because sharks can't walk.
 
2009-09-23 6:28:56 PM  
Where are all the angry chef's and wannabe chef's screeching about how big a douche this article writer is?
 
2009-09-23 8:39:48 PM  
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/Oooo - I never thought I'd be able to use this twice.
 
2009-09-24 7:03:06 PM  

Earl of Chives: Reading that list was like peeking inside Ric Romero's brain on a day he wasn't feeling very creative.

Ponderous, just farking ponderous.


Casey?
 
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