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(Some Guy)   20 Reasons Why Sharks are Better than Cats   (thesharkguys.com) divider line
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2009-09-23 10:09:58 AM  
#1 There are no LOLsharks
 
2009-09-23 10:21:25 AM  
And Cats just get stuck in trees, not roofs.

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2009-09-23 10:45:10 AM  

mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks


Over in one.
 
2009-09-23 10:45:51 AM  
Awwwwwwwwwwwww shiat....

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2009-09-23 10:45:54 AM  
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I like the Isla de Tiburon-eh.
Smoke on mi pipe and fondle mis cajones!
Aya!

- Clap-clap-cla-clap-cla-clap-clap-clap!
 
2009-09-23 10:46:44 AM  
I wish my last name was "Katz", so I could name my child "Lowell".
 
2009-09-23 10:48:05 AM  
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2009-09-23 10:48:43 AM  
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2009-09-23 10:49:05 AM  
#1. Can eat humans in fewer bites.
#2. Can breath underwater.
#3. Attempted to kill Richard Dreyfuss.
#4-20. Lasers strapped to back result in greater "evil"
 
2009-09-23 10:50:45 AM  

mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks


Does the singing shark count?
 
2009-09-23 10:51:15 AM  
Which bear is best?

Black bears.

Fact: Bears eat beets.

/battlestar galactica.
 
2009-09-23 10:52:12 AM  

Millennium: mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks

Does the singing shark count?


No he doesn't.
 
2009-09-23 10:52:21 AM  
LOL, Whut?

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2009-09-23 10:52:45 AM  
MisterLoki, that is really disturbing.

/sharks don't shed
//that's why they are better
 
2009-09-23 10:54:31 AM  
Reading that list was like peeking inside Ric Romero's brain on a day he wasn't feeling very creative.

Ponderous, just farking ponderous.
 
2009-09-23 10:54:39 AM  

Just smiling and noddding:
/sharks don't shed
//that's why they are better


No litter box to stink up the house or clean either.
 
2009-09-23 10:54:57 AM  
Because they just taste better.
 
2009-09-23 10:55:17 AM  
Link is sharked
 
2009-09-23 10:56:23 AM  

Turfshoe: Link is sharked


Pretty much... (here's a hint guys: nginx)
 
2009-09-23 10:57:00 AM  
Our dog's name is "Shark".

Shark the yorkie-poo. Hypoallergenic and better than a cat.

/Son wanted to name her "Snake".
 
2009-09-23 10:57:08 AM  
Personally I don't like things that smell like fish.
Including subby's Mom
Or things that have more teeth than I do.
Including subby's Mom's cooter

Just kidding, subby. I love your Moms fishy toothy cooter.
 
2009-09-23 10:57:25 AM  

EZ Writer: LOL, Whut?


I don't think you got the image you wanted...
 
2009-09-23 10:59:32 AM  
But are they better than gorillas?
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2009-09-23 11:01:35 AM  
Hey, you take #17 back! I like my Entourage, thankyouverymuch!
 
2009-09-23 11:03:32 AM  
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No "I'm a shark, suck my d*ck"? Am I on Fark?
 
2009-09-23 11:05:37 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: No "I'm a shark, suck my d*ck"? Am I on Fark?


memes never truly die, and it will be here soon enough, but that one has mostly fallen by the wayside, so its not as immediate as it once was
 
2009-09-23 11:05:39 AM  
FTA
14. No tabby has ever sent a beach full of bikini-clad beauties sprinting for the shore

I bet he ment sprinting in Terror for the shore..... because I know some cat ladies who would sprint for the shore if this lil guy was waiting.......
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2009-09-23 11:06:32 AM  
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Come on Fark
 
2009-09-23 11:08:11 AM  

Dan2ine: Come on Fark



Beat me to it
 
2009-09-23 11:08:38 AM  
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/hot as the engorged peenus-dentata of the Shark-Kitty
 
2009-09-23 11:09:06 AM  
Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters?

He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins -- great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer.

To their surprise, the sharks allowed the lawyer to take hold of their fins, and escorted him safely to shore.

When the lawyer returned with help, his companions asked him how he had managed such an incredible feat. The lawyer answered, "Professional courtesy."
 
2009-09-23 11:10:20 AM  
I like them both...but cats are easier to care for than sharks.

/and it hurts to pet a shark
 
2009-09-23 11:10:23 AM  
Can't view the site, can someone please post the list?
 
2009-09-23 11:12:25 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: And Cats just get stuck in trees, not roofs.


Okay, I've gotta ask: HUH???????? Story?
 
2009-09-23 11:13:19 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: Can't view the site, can someone please post the list?


Nor can I, the spacing is all off in Chrome, and it won't come up at all in Firefox or IE.

/Isn't a nerd with 3 browsers installed
//Really isn't wondering if Opera can see it.
 
2009-09-23 11:14:48 AM  
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=103238736702&ref=ts

this is my facebook group.. "use cats instead of dogs as live bait for sharks"
 
2009-09-23 11:14:55 AM  
I have yet to have a shark rip up my sofa, piss on my carpet, or shed on my linens. That's why sharks are better than cats.
 
2009-09-23 11:16:03 AM  

Dan2ine: Come on Fark


see? there you go
 
2009-09-23 11:17:12 AM  

mysticcat: #1 There are no LOLsharks


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2009-09-23 11:18:25 AM  

cowgirl toffee: I have yet to have a shark rip up my sofa, piss on my carpet, or shed on my linens. That's why sharks are better than cats.


Yeah, but there's always a first time, chum.
 
2009-09-23 11:20:44 AM  
What about catsharks?

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Tiger sharks?

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Leopard sharks?

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2009-09-23 11:22:13 AM  
The eternal struggle continues:

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2009-09-23 11:24:20 AM  

Tartha De Tear: EZ Writer: LOL, Whut?

I don't think you got the image you wanted...


That's awesome... :)
 
2009-09-23 11:24:20 AM  
3. If you throw a cat in the ocean, which we do not explicitly advocate, a shark will eat it (if it is around and notices).

If you throw a shark onto the ground, a cat will eat it.
 
2009-09-23 11:24:57 AM  

floggingworks: it hurts to pet a shark


Book title!

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2009-09-23 11:32:30 AM  

StochasticLife: Cthulhu Theory: Can't view the site, can someone please post the list?

Nor can I, the spacing is all off in Chrome, and it won't come up at all in Firefox or IE.

/Isn't a nerd with 3 browsers installed
//Really isn't wondering if Opera can see it.


I would but it's not worth your time. Seriously.
 
2009-09-23 11:33:42 AM  

davidw001: cowgirl toffee: I have yet to have a shark rip up my sofa, piss on my carpet, or shed on my linens. That's why sharks are better than cats.

Yeah, but there's always a first time, chum.


There are still reasons why I would want a shark, instead of a cat, as a pet. For example, even if a shark does manage to piss on my carpet, it's still better than waking up to a cat's ass in my face.
 
2009-09-23 11:35:40 AM  
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Nasty little beast. As seen on Reddit.
 
2009-09-23 11:37:53 AM  
Sharks don't get fleas
 
2009-09-23 11:38:42 AM  

12monkeys: StochasticLife: Cthulhu Theory: Can't view the site, can someone please post the list?

Nor can I, the spacing is all off in Chrome, and it won't come up at all in Firefox or IE.

/Isn't a nerd with 3 browsers installed
//Really isn't wondering if Opera can see it.

I would but it's not worth your time. Seriously.


If my time was valuable, would I be spending it on Fark? I'll just pretend it's stupid beyond all reason and reading the article will make my brain bleed carebears and unicorns.
 
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