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(Pravda)   Seven deadly sins packaged as ice creams. Specially-marked packages may include Gwyneth Paltrow's head   ( funreports.com) divider line
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2003-03-11 04:42:52 PM  
I still think of the seven deadly sins as great virtues. They are all about self gratification, and so is Ice Cream. So this makes perfect sense.
2003-03-11 04:53:09 PM  
Brad Pitt as David Mills: "What's in the box?"
2003-03-11 05:20:18 PM  
I could go for a big bowl of gluttony. Although, I'd want to know exactly what the white covering is first.
2003-03-11 06:09:57 PM  
Yeah were all GOING TO HELL anyway.

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2003-03-11 06:10:44 PM  
I don't get it. How is Gwyneth Paltrow's head a dedaly sin, or a worthwhile free gift?

I'd still rather get a decoder ring.
2003-03-11 06:12:02 PM  
Well, nobody's going to buy Seven Sacraments Ice Cream!
2003-03-11 06:12:12 PM  
Okay, just because everyone SHOULD have seen "Se7en" by now doesn't mean that they have.

fark the asshat that gave away the ending. That's high treason in my book; only give away ending in close company motherfucahs.
2003-03-11 06:12:38 PM  
2003-03-11 06:12:55 PM  
I'd be hesitant to eat any 'wrath' ice cream... there'd probably be blood in it, or choler, or somethin'
2003-03-11 06:12:55 PM  
Up next pope-cycals.
I'm sorry.
2003-03-11 06:13:59 PM  
This ain't gonna have a happy ending.
2003-03-11 06:14:47 PM  
a chance to win head from gwyneth? count me in.
2003-03-11 06:14:53 PM  
Next up: Four Horsemen Cookie Dough. They're probably restless anyway with this article coming out.
2003-03-11 06:14:58 PM  
While we're spoiling endings:
Darth Vader IS Luke's father
Ray Finkel IS Lois Einhorn
Cordelia dies at the end of 'King Lear'
2003-03-11 06:15:08 PM  
Best yet , send in 5 proofs of purchase, and you will receive A T-SHIRT!! A farkING T-SHIRT!!!
2003-03-11 06:15:40 PM  
Mmmmm, I can't wait to taste the sloth!
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2003-03-11 06:15:43 PM  
Never ever lick a sloth. Just take my word for it.
2003-03-11 06:15:43 PM  
And Keyser Soze is ---. Nah, I'm not cruel.
2003-03-11 06:16:42 PM  
Sloth ice cream. Mmm...
2003-03-11 06:16:46 PM  
Ramius5783: The movie has been out for along time. Its like giving away the ending to citizen kane.

I nominate this for best headline.
2003-03-11 06:18:55 PM  
Adonbay LOL..that made me laugh the hardest today!
2003-03-11 06:19:17 PM  
MmmMmmMMmm, "Lust."

I bet it has chocolate i nit.
2003-03-11 06:20:57 PM  
"Lust" is vanilla ice-cream covered with a layer of strawberry chocolate

"Strawberry chocoloate"? Ques qui sais?
2003-03-11 06:21:20 PM  
Rosebud was Kevin Spacey, Keyser Soze was dead during the whole movie, and Bruce Willis was a sled...
2003-03-11 06:22:16 PM  

I didn't get the connect with Gwenyth Paltrow until you said that actually. :P

Se7en is a super farked up movie. I will never see it again.
2003-03-11 06:23:00 PM  
"I didn't get the connect" = I didn't get the connection.

2003-03-11 06:23:38 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker:

And don't forget, that dick in The Crying Game had a girl.
2003-03-11 06:24:47 PM  
OBB: Ray Finkel IS Lois Einhorn

I don't get that one.
2003-03-11 06:25:09 PM  
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Exellent quote from the movie:

1)John Doe: We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
2003-03-11 06:25:51 PM  
Wydok - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
2003-03-11 06:30:08 PM  
I meant to say Andonbray sheesh, sorry..I hate name butchery.
2003-03-11 06:32:54 PM  
*scene at the local grocery store*

clerk: "Hey there Joe! What'll it be today?"
Joe: "Set me up with some cigs, and some jerky. And-put-some-lust-and-wrath-in-there-too-wouldya?"

awkward? yes it is.
2003-03-11 06:34:38 PM  
Again with the wrong site button graphic thing? Dag yo, CHILDREN!
2003-03-11 06:34:42 PM  
Haha--what a moron that John Doe character was. You can justify anything with the bible--murder being one of the easiest.
2003-03-11 06:38:30 PM  
2003-03-11 06:43:21 PM  
old... we had them in Australia last year... Sloth was the best vanilla ice cream covered in peanut butter chocolate... yummm...

Magnum at the moment is doing a sixties range of ice cream
Chockwork Orange
Jammy Hendrix
John Lemon
Cherry Guevara
Guava Lamp
Peace Mango
Candy Warhol
Cinnaman On the Moon
Wood Choc
2003-03-11 07:01:08 PM  

"Best yet , send in 5 proofs of purchase, and you will receive A T-SHIRT!! A farkING T-SHIRT!!!"

awww man, I was hoping it was going to be that nasty little sex toy from "Se7en." Now THERE's an ice breaker at parties!
2003-03-11 07:14:32 PM  
If you ever want to have a fun evening, make it a DVD double feature night with Se7en and 8MM; two of the most disturbing mainstream Hollywood movies ever released, both written by Andrew Kevin Walker, a seriously farked up dude.
2003-03-11 07:17:08 PM  
Yeah, what's up with the people biatching about giving the ending away to se7en? The movie came out in what, 1995? If you had not seen it already, what were the chances of you watching it anytime soon?
2003-03-11 07:22:55 PM  
Lieutenant Daaan, ice cream!! Ice cream Lieutenant Dan~
2003-03-11 07:25:03 PM  
PS, 8mm is the lamest, tamest movie I have ever seen.
2003-03-11 07:31:29 PM  

I think you said more about yourself with that comment than you did about the movie.
2003-03-11 07:36:35 PM  
What can I say? Nicholas Cage biting his fist for 2 hours just isn't my thing. Now snuff films? THAT'S MY THING. Sorry, I just had to watch that movie again like 3 nights ago. On tbs. enough said.
2003-03-11 07:36:40 PM  
Maybe Russians could come out with vodka-flavored ice cream...

*realizes how disgusting that might be..puts 5th down..lays down..*
2003-03-11 07:40:38 PM  
Maybe they missed the movie or didn't want to rent it. I don't know but if they want to see it TNT will be showing it on Saturday.
2003-03-11 07:45:05 PM  
Are you being serious??? Everyone who has any interest in seeing the movie had the last 8 years to do so... I think you sir are the asshat!

PS. In Titanic the boat sinks. YEAH... I rule!!!
2003-03-11 07:48:38 PM  
fark the asshat that gave away the ending


No offense, but if you read through the comments, I believe you are the first person to ruin the ending of the movie for people by explaining the headline is a movie reference, and naming the title.
2003-03-11 07:51:50 PM  
Hey Cataphract, I had one of the "Candy Warhol" ones yesterday. Farking badass. It's musk flavoured ice cream covered with the thick magnum white chocolate, and the chocolate is full of pop-rocks! It was the best ice cream i've ever had. The Jammy Hendrix ain't bad, either.
2003-03-11 08:09:10 PM  
The-dev0 Musk flavored??? What exactly does musk taste like???
2003-03-11 08:09:44 PM  
Oops, Haha
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