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2009-09-17 11:31:44 AM  

I_Should_Be_Working_Right_Now: Mentat: Remember, girls can't get pregnant if they're on top.

This is true.



It is true if you mean the top of my face.
 
2009-09-17 11:44:06 AM  
Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"
 
2009-09-17 11:45:11 AM  

ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"



Ha. Blondes are dumb.
 
2009-09-17 11:53:33 AM  

ninjakirby: That's just cause Satan is working extra hard over there. He's already corrupted us immoral, hedonistic, irresponsible liberals with poor values, so he doesn't need to try as hard.

Those upstanding Christians, though - that's where he really focuses he evil rays of magic evilness.


They have less abortions than the godless libs.
 
2009-09-17 11:59:30 AM  

jjorsett: godless


We prefer the term 'godfree'.

/is it a jest?
//is it satire?
///Poe's Law versus Sturgeon's Law in a knock-down drag out cage match
 
2009-09-17 12:05:26 PM  
Most people, when asked certain questions, say an orgasm is like a sneeze. Which is interesting.
 
2009-09-17 12:25:15 PM  
 
2009-09-17 12:29:01 PM  

Sun God: Most people, when asked certain questions, say an orgasm is like a sneeze. Which is interesting.


two things come to mind.

A. your doing it wrong.
B. that's not snot.
 
2009-09-17 12:31:11 PM  
Well duh, this is no surprise to anyone is it? Everyone at my public school lost their virginity to the catholic school girls down the street. I loved their loose morals!
 
2009-09-17 12:31:42 PM  
Teens in heaily religous regions are having more babies, resulting in more teens in heavily religous regions, who get pregnant just like thier parents, resulting in yet another generation of teens in these same heavily religous regions...

Yeah, if I were a little bit more inclined towards conspiracy theories and shiat, I'd say it was being done on purpose. Gotta overwhelm the godless heathens and thier evil science with good, righteous Christions soldiers and such.
 
2009-09-17 12:45:46 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"


BOOOO!!!!!
 
2009-09-17 12:47:46 PM  
Married teens or single teens?

/convenient partisan omission
 
2009-09-17 12:53:07 PM  
Teenagers + sex - condoms - baby killing = no shiat sherlock!?
 
2009-09-17 12:57:57 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Unplanned children produce children who have unplanned children.


Kids in the back seat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat can cause kids.
 
2009-09-17 12:59:55 PM  
The answer is more bjs. The answer is always more bjs.
 
2009-09-17 1:00:30 PM  
Any study that includes statistical results from Mississippi is automagically bogus.
 
2009-09-17 1:02:07 PM  

zarberg: Britney Spear's Speculum: Unplanned children produce children who have unplanned children.

Kids in the back seat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat can cause kids.


Fruit flies like a banana.
This sentence is false.
 
2009-09-17 1:08:04 PM  

Person: New study?
Oh hasn't this been reported for years.

I've got a new study that says water is wet. Publish me.


Why, yes, yes it has, and highly religious/red states also collect more welfare than they pay back into the system. Those states are predominantly white, also. Hmmm, looks like there is some discrepancy between stereotypes and reality.
 
2009-09-17 1:17:49 PM  

littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!


Fine then. YOU can be on top next time.
 
2009-09-17 1:19:13 PM  
Just in case it hasn't already been said:

The birth rate is higher in religious states because babies are less likely to be aborted there. Religious people are less likely to use abortion as a form of birth control, the way liberals do.
 
2009-09-17 1:20:46 PM  

sadistic-savior: Just in case it hasn't already been said:

The birth rate is higher in religious states because babies are less likely to be aborted there. Religious people are less likely to use abortion as a form of birth control, the way liberals do.


Did you honestly think it hadn't been said?
 
2009-09-17 1:25:35 PM  
I thought it unlikely, but I haven't read the other 6 pages of comments. Better safe than sorry.
 
2009-09-17 1:36:00 PM  

littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!


...what? Not a fan of doggy style? :P
 
2009-09-17 1:38:46 PM  

zootsuit: littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!

...what? Not a fan of doggy style? :P


I hear it's popular in Canada so they can both watch the hockey game.
 
2009-09-17 1:56:52 PM  
Correlation does not equal causation.


Factor in all the dirt poor people in these places, poor and fast breeding 3rd world immigrants.
 
2009-09-17 1:59:28 PM  

msheda: zootsuit: littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!

...what? Not a fan of doggy style? :P

I hear it's popular in Canada so they can both watch the hockey game.


How practical!
 
2009-09-17 2:19:25 PM  

sadistic-savior: I thought it unlikely, but I haven't read the other 6 pages of comments. Better safe than sorry.


Better safe than reading the article, which mentions that they accounted for abortions in their calculations?
 
2009-09-17 2:43:35 PM  
It's because they don't believe in using condoms, because they're idiots.
 
2009-09-17 2:52:30 PM  

colon_pow: maybe its because they don't kill their unborn children.


Nemo's Brother: They have less abortions than the godless libs.


U.S Teenage Pregnancy Statistics, National and State Trends and Trends by Race and Ethnicity
 
2009-09-17 3:03:53 PM  

Nemo's Brother: They have less abortions than the godless libs.


Maybe so, but the godless libs commit fewer grammatical infractions.

Ten yards, loss of down.
 
2009-09-17 3:32:27 PM  
sadistic-savior: I haven't read the other 6 pages of comments.

Nor, apparently, the article.
 
2009-09-17 3:52:25 PM  

msheda: zootsuit: littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!

...what? Not a fan of doggy style? :P

I hear it's popular in Canada so they can both watch the hockey game.


Old people like it so they can both watch Jeopardy.
 
2009-09-17 4:13:26 PM  

GaryPDX: msheda: zootsuit: littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant

Old people like it so they can both watch Jeopardy.


"Hang onto the quilt Mildrid, I'm goin' for a Daily Double!"
 
2009-09-17 4:36:41 PM  

ObscureNameHere: littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Pregnant Brunnette: "I'm gonna have a boy because I was on the bottom!"

Pregnant Red-Head: "I'm gonna have a girl because I was on top!"

Pregnant Blonde begins to cry. "Oh no! I'm having puppies!"

BOOOO!!!!!

Fine then. YOU can be on top next time.


I like it on top. :)
 
2009-09-17 5:40:16 PM  
Best safe sex (new window)
 
2009-09-17 6:43:22 PM  

OneTimed: is anyone surprised by this?

the fundies will out breed the secular and after American Revolution 2 our Constitution will be restored to its proper Christian roots


In other news pregnancy rates are skewed and look higher in areas that also shun abortion. One error doesn't require a second one. Also, those enlightened and well trained gals that know about condoms, pills, implants, IUD's etc... one might wonder why there is so much abortion happening if teaching and training is the key?

I know its a terse connection but the state by state abortion rate statistics sure play out in apparent correlation to the public opinion and school based curriculum of either full sex ed vs. abstinence only education. Most combine both views.

In fact DC look like it has the highest abortion rate while having the most comprehensive sex ed programs in public schools.

Then again most of the polititians don't send their kids to public schools in DC.

http://www.statemaster.com/graph/hea_abo_rat-health-abortion-rate
 
2009-09-17 6:43:24 PM  

shower_in_my_socks:
Having had a few promising relationships that fell a part in the bedroom, I can't imagine marrying someone I've never slept with. honestly say I'm shallow and uninsteresting. It's only a important part of a healthy relationship and that leaving it a mystery until you're legally bound to each other is beyond reckless a great way to help your relationship grow with time instead of burning out in months.

 
2009-09-17 6:43:45 PM  

Kome: Goddammit, everyone's getting laid except me.


Repent, sinner!
 
2009-09-17 8:45:39 PM  
There's probably the same rate of teen pregnancy, but the godless have more abortions.

This

What I thought the article would say
 
2009-09-17 9:11:25 PM  

Beth4444: There's probably the same rate of teen pregnancy, but the godless have more abortions.

This

What I thought the article would say


Browse the study I linked above, it contains the Teen Pregnancy Rate, Birth Rate and Abortion Ratio for all 50 states as of 2000.
 
2009-09-17 10:38:47 PM  

WRX_Smokescreen: mrexcess: /just leaving this here


Start the reactor! Quaaaaaaaaaid! Staaaart the reeeeactor!


WIN! Total Win!
 
2009-09-17 11:21:57 PM  
The mediocrity of stooopidity in this thread is as epic as the mediocrity of the stoooooooopid article!

Just another liberal media excuse to bash religion whilst hiding the fact that they regularly pork all their pets and their neighbors pets as well!
 
2009-09-18 2:27:59 PM  

wookie1: /link is as hot as Tina is


Quite hot.
/Am willing to test whether her mouth can get pregnant.
//You can't prove it can't!
 
2009-09-18 8:26:52 PM  
heh
 
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