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(Some Guy)   Judge tosses case of Orly Taitz and threatens sanctions if she ever tries stupid shiat in his court again   (ledger-enquirer.com) divider line
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2009-09-16 1:10:28 PM  
Hero tag on VACA?
 
2009-09-16 1:13:22 PM  
Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!
 
2009-09-16 1:13:52 PM  
Kenyan-in-Chief wins again.
 
2009-09-16 1:18:42 PM  
Dis someone say

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...thanks for bringing laughter into my life, Orly.
 
2009-09-16 1:20:42 PM  
Oh really?
 
2009-09-16 1:20:58 PM  

Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!


Surprisingly, Col. Sanders (and not just because he's dead).
 
2009-09-16 1:28:31 PM  
But, I heard that the illegal alien president is going to kill all of the elderly and tax white people to pay for abortions for illegal immigrants
 
2009-09-16 1:28:46 PM  
In a way, I wish he didn't. The louder these batshiat-crazy, treasonous officers scream, the easier it is to revoke their commission.
 
2009-09-16 1:31:35 PM  
"This plaintiff cannot in good conscience obey orders originating from a chain of command from this merely de facto president," Rhodes' complaint states. "This plaintiff cannot be lawfully compelled to obey this de facto president's orders."

Here's a question: Did she ever obey any orders that Cheney gave while Bush was temporarily incapacitated (e.g. surgery) and thus was a de facto president?
 
2009-09-16 1:33:05 PM  
Good. Maybe now she'll shut up.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight ;)
 
2009-09-16 1:38:22 PM  

Kome: "This plaintiff cannot in good conscience obey orders originating from a chain of command from this merely de facto president," Rhodes' complaint states. "This plaintiff cannot be lawfully compelled to obey this de facto president's orders."

Here's a question: Did she ever obey any orders that Cheney gave while Bush was temporarily incapacitated (e.g. surgery) and thus was a de facto president?


The Constitution provides for a succession of authority. It doesn't provide for a foreign usurper of the office.

/anticipating the counterargument
 
2009-09-16 1:40:17 PM  
You'd think the birthers would take this as a clue that maybe they are nutcases, but odds are they'll just take this as proof that the conspiracy is bigger than they ever imagined!
 
2009-09-16 1:41:56 PM  
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You have got to be kidding me.
 
2009-09-16 1:44:57 PM  

Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!


List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges

Added to the list
 
2009-09-16 1:45:33 PM  
Watch her go forum and plaintiff shopping. I bet she makes good money in donations from wingnuts.
 
2009-09-16 1:45:38 PM  

Diogenes: The Constitution provides for a succession of authority. It doesn't provide for a foreign usurper of the office.

/anticipating the counterargument


She's already made the statement that if acceptable evidence of Obama being born in the US were given to her, she still wouldn't accept his presidency because his father was not a US citizen.

She's a loon.
 
2009-09-16 1:50:37 PM  
I've always wondered about these Birther military officers. Does a little voice in the back of their head ever say:

"You know, you have a foreign national, born in the Soviet Union, telling you to refuse to fight and assist her in undermining the authority of Commander-in-Chief during wartime. If you win, your orders will be canceled and an officer will be have been taken out of the fight. If you lose, you will be court-martialed, imprisoned or dismissed, and again, another officer is taken off the line. Doesn't it seem a little odd to you that she's so eager to pursue this?"
 
2009-09-16 1:50:38 PM  

BunkyBrewman: You have got to be kidding me.


Who the hell gave Lady Gaga a frikkin' law degree?!
 
2009-09-16 1:51:47 PM  

I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland

Added to the list


You forgot it.
 
2009-09-16 1:53:15 PM  
And score one for HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!
 
2009-09-16 1:53:43 PM  

Howie Spankowitz: You forgot it.


See: Europe
 
2009-09-16 1:54:20 PM  

Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland

Added to the list

You forgot it.


at first i was going to point out that he already had europe on the list, then i remembered the efforts of joey tempest to discredit the birther movement.
 
2009-09-16 1:54:59 PM  
I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.
 
2009-09-16 1:55:34 PM  
Has anyone been over to freeperland yet? I want to know what they're saying.
 
2009-09-16 1:56:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Has anyone been over to freeperland yet? I want to know what they're saying.


I have but I don't see an article yet
 
2009-09-16 1:56:20 PM  
Looks like ACORN got to this judge too. Is there no limit to their evil doings?
 
2009-09-16 1:56:38 PM  

SkinnyHead: I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.


Did you and your GED figure that out all by yourself? Those of us who understand law figured out what a COLB means a long time ago.
 
2009-09-16 1:57:00 PM  
As long as the people that don't read warning labels get the same treatment, I'm cool with this.
 
2009-09-16 1:57:39 PM  

Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland Polend

Added to the list

You forgot it.


You just fell for the trap.
 
2009-09-16 1:57:50 PM  

SkinnyHead: I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.


Don't you Birfers get tired of moving the goal posts?
 
2009-09-16 1:59:40 PM  
The hero of the Reaganesque birther movement is a Russian national. Beautiful.
 
2009-09-16 2:00:02 PM  

SkinnyHead: I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.


Keep pluggin' away, Sparky. Justice is just around the corner.

*guffaw*
 
2009-09-16 2:00:39 PM  

BunkyBrewman: You have got to be kidding me.


Is this what Lady Gaga will look like in a couple years?
 
2009-09-16 2:01:04 PM  

Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland

Added to the list

You forgot it.


You're all forgetting the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2009-09-16 2:01:09 PM  
When will these people collectively swallow a metric farkton of battery acid and simply die?

You're included, SkinnyTaitz.
 
2009-09-16 2:01:12 PM  

thomps: Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Po' Boy Sandwichesland

Added to the list

You forgot it.

at first i was going to point out that he already had europe on the list, then i remembered the efforts of joey tempest to discredit the birther movement.


/lunchtime
 
2009-09-16 2:01:41 PM  

SkinnyHead: Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.


I remember a few months ago you were arguing, very vehemently at that, that it is a legal issue. Suddenly change your mind?
 
2009-09-16 2:01:45 PM  

Kome: Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland

Added to the list

You forgot it.

You're all forgetting the Spanish Inquisition.


That's cause no one expects it.
 
2009-09-16 2:02:33 PM  
Orly Taitz was born in Moldavian Soviet Socialist Republic. Obviously she is some kind of double agent.
 
2009-09-16 2:03:49 PM  

SushiJoe: But, I heard that the illegal alien president is going to kill all of the elderly and tax white people to pay for abortions for illegal immigrants


Don't get my hopes up.
 
2009-09-16 2:04:45 PM  
But she's so well-spoken for a Soviet psycho biatch.
 
2009-09-16 2:05:48 PM  

LarryDan43: Orly Taitz was born in Moldavian Soviet Socialist Republic. Obviously she is some kind of double agent.


Heh. "Tea baggers are communists."

This would be great if only we were dumb enough to say it fervently and with a straight face.
 
2009-09-16 2:06:34 PM  
Been waiting for this for a long time. The only suprise is that he gave her a warning rather than slapping the 11b sanctions on her outright I've never sen a more nlatant violation of the rule:


Rule 11
b) Representations to the Court.
By presenting to the court a pleading, written motion, or other paper - whether by signing, filing, submitting, or later advocating it - an attorney or unrepresented party certifies that to the best of the person's knowledge, information, and belief, formed after an inquiry reasonable under the circumstances:

(1) it is not being presented for any improper purpose, such as to harass, cause unnecessary delay, or needlessly increase the cost of litigation;

(2) the claims, defenses, and other legal contentions are warranted by existing law or by a nonfrivolous argument for extending, modifying, or reversing existing law or for establishing new law;

(3) the factual contentions have evidentiary support

(c) Sanctions.
(1) In General.

If, after notice and a reasonable opportunity to respond, the court determines that Rule 11(b) has been violated, the court may impose an appropriate sanction on any attorney, law firm, or party that violated the rule or is responsible for the violation.
 
2009-09-16 2:06:36 PM  

LarryDan43: Obviously she is some kind of double agent.


There was a recent Captain America comic that suggested Joe McCarthy was a communist sympathizer who started witchhunts to divide and weaken the nation.
 
2009-09-16 2:07:17 PM  

SkinnyHead: I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.


What he has released is more than enough evidence to convince sane people. It's more than any previous president (and please, correct me if I'm wrong) has released to the public.

And it's not like he has to worry about losing the Birther's votes, since I highly doubt any of them would vote for him anyway.
 
2009-09-16 2:08:02 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kome: Howie Spankowitz: I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
Poland

Added to the list

You forgot it.

You're all forgetting the Spanish Inquisition.

That's cause no one expects it.


Bring the COMFY CHAIR!

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2009-09-16 2:08:29 PM  

I Said: Diogenes: Man! Who isn't in on this conspiracy?!

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges

Added to the list


You forgot time traveling newspaper editors.
 
2009-09-16 2:08:41 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Has anyone been over to freeperland yet? I want to know what they're saying.


Why go there, when they come here to us:

SkinnyHead: I predicted that these lawsuits would be dismissed on the grounds that the claims involve non-justiciable political questions.

Obama's steadfast refusal to release his original birth certificate is a political issue rather than a legal one.

 
2009-09-16 2:09:16 PM  
I wonder who will bear the costs of the Captain's court martial?
 
2009-09-16 2:09:24 PM  
It's gonna take more than "sanctions" to make this crazy coont go away, particularly since the worldnut$ are funding the whole shebang.
 
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