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(Sky.com)   Ugly-ass fizzgig-looking dog wins Crufts Show (with pic)   ( sky.com) divider line
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2003-03-10 08:30:49 AM  
Man, that is ugly.
2003-03-10 08:41:40 AM  
I bet he looks even uglier when he's wet
2003-03-10 08:41:56 AM  
Heh, fizzgig, that was a good movie. Trial by stooooone!!
2003-03-10 09:26:27 AM  
that won? how odd. We all know God loves a Terrier
2003-03-10 09:27:15 AM  
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2003-03-10 09:27:43 AM  
Love the Dark Crystal ref.
2003-03-10 09:28:15 AM  
Is it just me or did someone style that poor dog after a fricking Critter.
2003-03-10 09:28:20 AM  
Man, fizzgig's a beauty queen compared to that thing. Ugh.
2003-03-10 09:28:44 AM

Why can't I think of anything else?
2003-03-10 09:29:56 AM  
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2003-03-10 09:31:22 AM  
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2003-03-10 09:31:48 AM  
Dark Crystal is great for watching while baked.
Man, those skeksis are scary!
2003-03-10 09:32:52 AM  
Looks like a troll to me.
2003-03-10 09:33:34 AM  
That's no Dog; (It's a battlestation) It's a cleaning product!

Normally, I am all in favor of genetic engineering (particularly if it would make people smart enough to not vote for Bush or Nader) but this is going too far. And that with traditional GM techniques. Back atcha Greenies - if this is natural, you need to stop b&iexl;tching about unnatural; it couldn't get any worse.
2003-03-10 09:34:21 AM  
How mop-esque.

It's kind of cute in an ugly way.
2003-03-10 09:42:12 AM  
that damn mutt looks like the evil headhuntress witch in king solomon's mine.

richard chamberlain is teh pimp!
2003-03-10 09:43:07 AM  
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Christopher Guest says "I'd Hit It"
2003-03-10 09:49:19 AM  
b&iexl;tching is awesome.
2003-03-10 09:52:32 AM  
The video is more than the dog.

Check out his owner...YIKES!
2003-03-10 09:52:57 AM  
2003-03-10 09:55:39 AM  
mmmm, Gelflings!
2003-03-10 09:56:47 AM  
Hurrah for the end of the ugly-ass animal drought.
2003-03-10 09:57:43 AM  
I get the impression that dog shows are being judged by people who like to get blitzed while reading Dr. Seuss or watching H.R. Puffinstuff.
2003-03-10 09:59:21 AM  
la la la..lalala la...la la la la lalala la.
2003-03-10 10:01:46 AM  
He added: "This is a lifetime ambition, you can't do any more. It is the highest accolade in the dog world.

What a sad, sad little man.
2003-03-10 10:02:19 AM  
"yeah, i like dags."
2003-03-10 10:02:40 AM  
Behold the gay Scotsman and his walking mop!

That dog just looks freaky, especially while running.
2003-03-10 10:03:06 AM  
It's like a tumbleweed of hair
2003-03-10 10:06:10 AM  
Has anyone seen the film Best in Show? Funny satire on dog shows and the peopl involved
2003-03-10 10:07:07 AM  
I'm with Dancingshoes on this one. It's a farking Critter. Oh, and BTW, which end is the picture taken from?
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2003-03-10 10:08:14 AM  
Who devotes their lives to training dogs and entering shows? Do any people in the audience go just for fun, or do they hope to one day achieve fame by entering a dog show?

Is this only an American thing, a western thing, or are people across the world interested in seeing their dogs with shiny coats doing tricks?
2003-03-10 10:08:48 AM  
When did a boxer last shiat in the ring?
-Crufts 1998
2003-03-10 10:09:46 AM  
2003-03-10 10:10:33 AM  
ahh two gay men that operate a hotel together breed an animal to win a contest.
When will human beings start doing this, and when is it going to be on FOX.
2003-03-10 10:16:39 AM  
Tamsin Pocock - there's an interesting name.
2003-03-10 10:17:06 AM  
It looks like bigfoot's anus.
2003-03-10 10:18:04 AM  
Looks like something for 'Labrynth'
2003-03-10 10:18:31 AM  
Pablogott - Crufts is an English show
2003-03-10 10:19:02 AM  
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2003-03-10 10:21:05 AM  
Dang that's fugly. Looks like a Peke that got hit with line voltage... maybe 12Kv or so...

"Mr Martin added: "We have been breeding Pekinese for 30 years and this is the culmination or our breeding with Danny."

I think the owners have been breeding with the dogs or sumtin'...
2003-03-10 10:21:10 AM  
Ok watching the video is a must. I laughed out loud, it looks like a Tribble on a leash. It floats across the room. Man I need a drink...
2003-03-10 10:22:25 AM  

that's exactly what I was thinking, man. How the hell could this thing have won anything not based negatively on appearance? Ugh.
2003-03-10 10:22:35 AM  
Fizzgig was much much cuter. And he rolled.
2003-03-10 10:22:46 AM  
Did freeking Snoop Dog write this headline?
2003-03-10 10:22:57 AM  
"Danny will be taking a well-earned rest now, he cannot go any higher."

Great, the dog finally wins and they're going to put it to sleep.
2003-03-10 10:23:25 AM  
I watched the video and was thinking "I hope neither the dog or it's owner ever breed". But when I turned the sound up, I realized their is not much chance the owner will breed.
2003-03-10 10:28:01 AM  
Turn it upside down, it looks like Don King.
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2003-03-10 10:29:56 AM  
Looks like Gelfling? Smells like Gelfling? Maybe you ARE Gelfling!
2003-03-10 10:30:04 AM  
Yuck. It does look like a furry gremlin. An evil one...
2003-03-10 10:30:38 AM  
That's a farking ugly dog. Maybe Safeway will deliver the breeder some grocery adverts and put the poor thing out of its misery.
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