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(Some Lady) Weeners Wake up and smell the testosterone (sfw)   ( photobook.biz) divider line
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7988 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2003 at 3:27 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-09 01:47:11 PM  
Wow, it's Nanook of the North!
2003-03-09 01:51:20 PM  
Boring, Sidney.
2003-03-09 03:28:23 PM  
There's no testosterone in there.
2003-03-09 03:28:48 PM  
2003-03-09 03:29:48 PM  
Okie dokie. We go from pot to dinkies...HMMMMMMM!!!!Sunday sucks.

2003-03-09 03:33:52 PM  
This guy has such a strange face. We need more weird-face models of both genders, I think.

[image from photobook.biz too old to be available]
2003-03-09 03:36:25 PM  
This guy has such a strange face.

He looks like the zodiak killer guy.
2003-03-09 03:39:12 PM  
Okay, so the face isn't all that, but ai, papi he's got that V-curve thing...I'll take everything below the neck, s'il vous plait.
2003-03-09 03:39:39 PM  
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I don't know who this submitter is sleeping with...

I have more testosterone than this guy. No. Question.
2003-03-09 03:40:26 PM  
Boring, Sidney.
That's funny.
2003-03-09 03:42:19 PM  
thanks! i wanted weeners. yet this guy is strange looking. not totally ugly, but this did nothing for me. not even a tingle.

i find the average farker more interesting to look at.

/looks around for men of fark pics.
2003-03-09 03:49:08 PM  
LOL! Femme_fatale, i think that goes for all of them.
2003-03-09 03:49:43 PM  
my 36 d's have more testosterone than these guys.
2003-03-09 04:00:43 PM  
A month in the gym and a wax kit, and I would be better looking than this guy. And really says a lot.
2003-03-09 04:02:20 PM  
A month in the gym plus a wax kit, and I would be better looking than this guy. And that really says a lot. That face is. . .disturbing.
2003-03-09 04:03:37 PM  
Mods, please delete the 04:00:43 post. I suck.
2003-03-09 04:04:46 PM  
By request.
2003-03-09 04:04:54 PM  
"Boring Sidney"

Thats my all time favorite movie.

"Want some pizza, johnny?"
2003-03-09 04:07:42 PM  
Hey that's cute Shockingbird
2003-03-09 04:11:33 PM  
yes! thanks Shockingbird. i enjoyed that much better.

LOL! gimme more!!!!
2003-03-09 04:11:48 PM  
Anti_Freak_Machine, you mean this guy?

[image from users.skynet.be too old to be available]
2003-03-09 04:12:29 PM  
This guy is far too perfect.

Shockingbird: Now that's more like it!
2003-03-09 04:14:59 PM  
Shockingbird: where do I find one of those for myself?
2003-03-09 04:21:17 PM  
Too perfect? Did you not see his farking face?

This is a nice face

Ah, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. How many tiny fuzzy animals have met a premature death because of you?
2003-03-09 04:24:06 PM  
its funny how theres always 200+ comments in the boobie threads, and theres hardly any in these weener links.

So this is what the ladies desire?
2003-03-09 04:27:17 PM  
(Phedex, consider the male to female ratio on Fark.)
2003-03-09 04:28:56 PM  

Because most people are disgusted by the quality of the weeners links and don't bother commenting on them when we all already know they generally will only be "feh", "total crap" and "why are there no real weeners?".
2003-03-09 04:29:32 PM  
Hahah!! Thanks!
Er.. here's some more.


2003-03-09 04:32:27 PM  
i'll agree with that there are very few quality weeners links for women. i tried looking for some and found that most of it is for gay men. not that gay men and females can't like looking at the same thing. i just don't think too many farkettes would enjoy the links that are labelled for gay men.
2003-03-09 04:38:55 PM  
*big grin* thanks Shockingbird! i can say that i'm really enjoying those. *drool*

i have seen farkers call themselves average or ugly. then i see their bio pics, and i'm thinking what are they talking about? i find a lot of farkers interesting to look at and very good looking. much more real than models or celebs. i definitely enjoy real men.
2003-03-09 04:38:58 PM  
Cola: "Too perfect" meaning: gone too far past naturally good-looking and actually kinda strange.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is much more preferable! My personal pick of male celebrities lately is Michael Shanks, aka Daniel Jackson on Stargate SG1.
2003-03-09 04:40:31 PM  
Shockingbird- imo you could give male models a run for their money!!!!
2003-03-09 04:43:45 PM  

Hahah.. much preesh.
2003-03-09 04:48:25 PM  
[image from eze-4-women.com too old to be available]

It's like google, for porn!
2003-03-09 04:49:28 PM  
re to the pic Femme_Fatale's post: that guy looks like Zoolander when he's doing his "Blue Steel" look.
2003-03-09 04:49:48 PM  
2003-03-09 04:55:23 PM  
oh, no doubt us guys get the lions share of the..umm..adult content.

I was just looking at these pictures trying to see what would be appealing about these dudes...

then again, its probably the reason Im trying to get a set of "abs".
2003-03-09 04:55:41 PM  
As usual, real men with real chest hair need not apply.
2003-03-09 04:59:29 PM  
"Porn for women" always has these big buff oily men. I want to see some cute skinny boy flesh, that's all. :/

Gay sites have some of the nicest guys but I wouldn't submit one to Fark because.. eh.. I seriously doubt it would get past the mods.

Hmboys.com is creepy but has some cute models. NSFW, gay-themed.

*stares at her gay porn collection* hmmm..
2003-03-09 05:06:22 PM  
thats not true TotallyFarkedDude. chest hair is not unattractive.
2003-03-09 05:11:25 PM  
yes Cola there should be more variety in women's porn. sometimes it seems like they paste different heads on the same body. like one body type is the only thing attractive to women.

whew! glad i'm not the only one reduced to looking at gay porn.

thanks for the link Shadeyboi!
2003-03-09 05:13:27 PM  
Okay from now on I must enjoy Weener posts, because I think I'm gay. No not just gay, a flaming hunka-hunka homosexual shiny shirt wearing, quiche baking queen. I just got choked up a little by a Martina McBride video. Geez!!!Wonder how my wife will take it when I blow the closet door right off the hinges,
2003-03-09 05:17:17 PM  
Well, this wasn't worth the effort of looking.

Can I please get some guys with long hair? Blonde for preference.
2003-03-09 05:21:48 PM  
*pushes all the other farkettes out of the way to get a good look of Shockingbird*

Nice, veeerrrry nice.

Though, this one shows a bit more personality.

Oh, sorry girls. Lost my head there.

Post your chest hair, TotallyFarkedDude, and let us take a gander.
2003-03-09 05:22:26 PM  
Mmmmm guys with long hair are nice too!
2003-03-09 05:23:50 PM  
adds her voice to Sudies, yeah! TotallyFarkedDude.
2003-03-09 06:18:07 PM  
2003-03-09 06:26:51 PM  
Mmmm another with personality!!

i like!
2003-03-09 06:38:20 PM  
Addicting isn't is Shockingbird?

Farkettes do a great job of feeding the egos of Farkers who post pics of themselves...

2003-03-09 06:40:45 PM  
Very nice Shockingbird. Cute hair, too.
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