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12508 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2003 at 2:45 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-09 02:46:36 AM  
Done. And Done. And I mean done!
2003-03-09 02:47:28 AM  
I could've just said all that in two words:

Cats Suck.


Dogs Rule.
2003-03-09 02:47:56 AM  
There's a Simpson's quote for every occasion.
2003-03-09 02:49:02 AM  
That was a Simpsons quote? I was just venting the truth. lol
2003-03-09 02:49:32 AM  
Oh, I get it.

female dog

real knee slapper.
2003-03-09 02:51:52 AM  
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You can't train cats to do this.
2003-03-09 02:53:04 AM  
Why was this posted on FARK?
2003-03-09 02:54:18 AM  
My inner biatch is a Rottweiler.

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2003-03-09 02:54:43 AM  
My inner biatch is Canadian.
2003-03-09 02:55:18 AM  
2003-03-09 02:57:01 AM  
Predicting dog/cat flamewar eruption in 3. . . 2. . . oh, wait, it already started on the second post. IMO,Dogs and cats are both cool, for different reasons. Can't we all just get along?

/flame retardant
2003-03-09 02:57:44 AM  
2003-03-09 02:58:53 AM  
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2003-03-09 02:58:59 AM  
And again, dog owners instigate the fight...

*goes back to being condescending and superior.... just like a cat*
2003-03-09 02:59:19 AM  
Geez...are we hard up tonight or what. This dog sux.
2003-03-09 03:00:22 AM  
I like cats better than dogs but cats tend to hate me and dogs love me so much they won't leave me's kinda scary when my cousins' two dogs start jumping on me when I visit them.... and then they follow me everywhere O_o
2003-03-09 03:00:32 AM  
This is what passes for fark worthy now?

It sounds like a Dr Phil show.
2003-03-09 03:00:34 AM  
Actually, we have both dogs and cats...and they're both great. I miss the dog and cat I left behind at my parent's place (although I still see them fairly often). Some people may like one better than the other, but they're both great animals. Unless you're talking about toy poodles or similar genetic freaks.
2003-03-09 03:00:57 AM  
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2003-03-09 03:01:14 AM  
But they're still cute. Even if they are psychos.
2003-03-09 03:01:31 AM  
2003-03-09 03:02:40 AM  
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2003-03-09 03:03:32 AM  
Damn errors.

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2003-03-09 03:03:48 AM  
While I prefer dogs as pets myself I do wish I could teach my dog to do this...
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It's too damn cold to take the ol mut for a walk this time of year.
2003-03-09 03:04:05 AM  
Nice QuithEx...but I don't think this country is ready for anyone else to get in touch with that particular biatch.
2003-03-09 03:05:46 AM  
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2003-03-09 03:13:20 AM  
I'll see your Ann Coulter, and raise you with some. . .
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Martha Stewart loathing
2003-03-09 03:16:48 AM  
i used to hate cats until i moved into the place i live in now. one of my roommates has a cat and damned if it isn't the coolish shiat ever. it's never really aloof and it always hangs out with us, but it doesn't buy into that retarded "c'mere boy" crap that dogs do. that cat rules.

and while i appreciate the pic of courtney love (i think) with fairy wings and stuff, what relevance does it have? not to try and flame QuithEx 'cuz i'm just as happy he posted it but...does it connect? i'm thinking about how it could and it just keeps comin' up blank. but that's what a bottle of rum'll do to ya.
2003-03-09 03:17:28 AM  
oh, biatch, i get it.

*slaps forehead*
2003-03-09 03:18:15 AM  
one last drunken question. why can the headline say b!tch and we have to say biatch?
2003-03-09 03:19:09 AM  
Sure, cats are better. If you like your pets to ignore you almost completely. =)
2003-03-09 03:21:47 AM  
The funny thing is that men discover women's inner biatches every day, but the women themselves are unaware that they are broadcasting their inner biatch to the world.
2003-03-09 03:26:42 AM  
There's a girl in NOFX's "Stick in my Eye" video that looks exactly like Ann Coulter.

/got nothing

//cats rule except when they think your hand is a crazy hand-shaped mouse
2003-03-09 03:26:52 AM  
Have to say I prefer cats to dogs. Mostly cuz I've seen too many poorly trained dogs. At worst a cat will ignore you, as dog will attack, or slobber, which is worse. :o)
2003-03-09 03:29:31 AM  
I dunno 'bout that, man. . . I have a cat that is very social, like the one Mofomisfit described. He will follow me loyally throughout my neighborhood. Of course, he is a stud named Ghengis that has long since conquered all surrounding turf.

I have also noticed profanity is frowned upon in the threads but shows up in the headlines. Perhaps it is better not to ask questions in the authoritarian regime of Farkistan.
2003-03-09 03:29:37 AM  
yawn, too long.
seriously, i'd love to read it but i lack the attention span, especially when i'm half drunk
2003-03-09 03:33:04 AM  
Yeah, but you also have the term "nsync" in your screen name... ;)
2003-03-09 03:37:32 AM  
no, i'll attest that my roommate's cat needs attention. she (the owner) is in vietnam right now, on a school trip. the cat invariably seeks me out during the night and forces me to break from whatever silly project i'm working on to pet him for fifteen or twenty minutes.

also, if she ever locks her door with the cat outside, he'll come to sleep with me.

it's actually a lot cooler than i thought cats could ever be.
2003-03-09 03:37:55 AM  
Reference the last part by the first part. It seemed like a clever play on words at the time. Don't get all, like personal, with me man. . . I love dogs too. ;>
2003-03-09 03:39:24 AM  
Yeah yeah...i saw that part, too. Just giving a cat person a hard time. :)
2003-03-09 03:48:29 AM  
i however, do not approve of wolverine's as pets. just don't do it kiddies.
2003-03-09 04:11:29 AM  
Cats are funny. They make me laugh...a lot.
2003-03-09 04:35:58 AM  
Hey, here's one with it's owner:

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2003-03-09 04:41:06 AM  
Caption from above." Hey Boobie Boo, ya think they shine shoes with that towel on their head?"
2003-03-09 06:05:54 AM  
Moonman9j9 I have a couple of cats. One just loves attention and wants to cuddle at every opportunity. She is just the opposite of the stereotypical "aloof" cat. Very loving, and will crawl under the sheets and want to cuddle and cuddle some more. She will purr so hard that she has to clear her throat.

My other cat sees me as a can opener with legs.
2003-03-09 10:44:11 AM  
I have tons of inner biatch to go round mates...
2003-03-09 01:19:15 PM  
My inner biatch is on the outside.
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