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		More: Sad, sexual assault, Felonious monk, parishes, priests, Father Doug Campbell, replacement, old boys, Diocese of Wichita

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Calamormine

2009-09-07 02:02:18 AM

Improvising with a little pianist in the park, eh?

EverWatcher

2009-09-07 03:02:28 AM

CSI: (new window) did it first, but it's worth a repeat. +1.

Control_this

2009-09-07 05:30:49 AM

Well, now he won't be the loneliest monk.

FWC Skinny

2009-09-07 05:36:19 AM

simple. clever. (tragically) hilarious. great headline!

Herb Utsmelz

2009-09-07 05:38:21 AM

Father Doug Campbell

You kids hungry? How about some Campbell's Soup in the rectory?

Badgerlad

2009-09-07 05:41:25 AM

Great, simple headline. Also, having your news outlet named kake is pretty hillarious.

untaken_name

2009-09-07 05:42:18 AM

I dunno, I looked at the picture in the article and I just didn't see it. Somehow, this guy isn't a child molester, just gay. I couldn't fathom it. I mean, have you SEEN that picture? How is that guy not a child molester? My faith in humanity is shaken.
On a side note: it sucks that we're still arresting people for being gay.

Herb Utsmelz

2009-09-07 05:43:56 AM

untaken_name: it sucks that we're still arresting people for being gay.

Apparently having sex in public was the issue.

dillengest

2009-09-07 05:47:15 AM

Criminal clergy trifecta in play?

pottie

2009-09-07 05:47:22 AM

FTA: It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors

otherwise...BWAHAAAHAAAHAAA

black_knight

2009-09-07 05:47:52 AM

gothelder

2009-09-07 05:48:34 AM

As long as it did not involve children (and in this case according to the article, it did not.) then Who cares. A hooker? Who Cares, A blowjob from a guy? Who cares.

/ well aside from his imaginary sky friend who is probably really pissed.
// Tho just as good he is imaginary otherwise a lightning strike will be in the monk's future.

Indolent

2009-09-07 05:49:01 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Father Doug Campbell

You kids hungry? How about some ~~Campbell's Soup~~ in the ~~rectory~~ rectum?

FTFY

GranoblasticMan

2009-09-07 05:49:12 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Father Doug Campbell

You kids hungry? How about some Campbell's Soup in the rectory?

The ol' Catholic sit, stand, kneel, stand, bend over routine.

enzoweb

2009-09-07 05:54:28 AM

gothelder:

As long as it did not involve children (and in this case according to the article, it did not.) then Who cares. A hooker? Who Cares, A blowjob from a guy? Who cares.

If it's in a public park, I think quite a few people do.

If it's behind closed doors, different matter (and no-one should care).

Nib

2009-09-07 05:55:22 AM

Meanwhile, police arrested six other people during the sting.

haha

Oznog

2009-09-07 05:58:26 AM

untaken_name: I dunno, I looked at the picture in the article and I just didn't see it. Somehow, this guy isn't a child molester, just gay. I couldn't fathom it. I mean, have you SEEN that picture? How is that guy not a child molester? My faith in humanity is shaken.
On a side note: it sucks that we're still arresting people for being gay.

How are we supposed to know child molester from those who are not, if the presence of a priest's collar is not the flag of certainty we thought it to be?

I mean, why would a non-molester go around wearing a "molester collar" like that?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-09-07 05:59:00 AM

He was held on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, public nudity, and remaining in a park after hours.

It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors and do not involve children.

So the guy banged some man/woman in a public park. Big whoop.

thaduke

2009-09-07 05:59:04 AM

Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.

BadKarma86

2009-09-07 06:04:33 AM

thaduke
Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.

One of you in every thread, isn't there?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-09-07 06:07:13 AM

BadKarma86: thaduke
Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.

One of you in every thread, isn't there?

Nah, I agree with him. The joke is a stretch. Too forced.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia

2009-09-07 06:08:58 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: BadKarma86: thaduke
Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.

One of you in every thread, isn't there?

Nah, I agree with him. The joke is a stretch. Too forced.

Obviously, you're not a ~~golfer~~ jazz fan

Begoggle

2009-09-07 06:10:31 AM

I would have gone with:

Nudist Priest

//not submitter

cheap_thoughts

2009-09-07 06:11:17 AM

Badgerlad: Great, simple headline. Also, having your news outlet named kake is pretty hillarious.

You should watch the weather reports, and the morning show. Seriously. Kakeland. It's a BEAUTIFUL day in KAKEland.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-09-07 06:16:04 AM

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: BadKarma86: thaduke
Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.

One of you in every thread, isn't there?

Nah, I agree with him. The joke is a stretch. Too forced.

Obviously, you're ~~not~~ a ~~golfer~~ jazz fan

Fixed.

I know who Thelonious Monk is. I still think the joke is forced and a bit of a stretch. A priest is not a monk.

puddleonfire

2009-09-07 06:16:17 AM

/hotlinked

untaken_name

2009-09-07 06:17:44 AM

Oznog: untaken_name: I dunno, I looked at the picture in the article and I just didn't see it. Somehow, this guy isn't a child molester, just gay. I couldn't fathom it. I mean, have you SEEN that picture? How is that guy not a child molester? My faith in humanity is shaken.
On a side note: it sucks that we're still arresting people for being gay.

How are we supposed to know child molester from those who are not, if the presence of a priest's collar is not the flag of certainty we thought it to be?

I mean, why would a non-molester go around wearing a "molester collar" like that?

And smiling that horrible, creepy, well, let's just call it the "molester smile". It's truly unsettling.

TwoFlowers_Luggage

2009-09-07 06:22:23 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: He was held on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, public nudity, and remaining in a park after hours.

It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors and do not involve children.

So the guy banged some man/woman in a public park. Big whoop.

I'd say the same thing, except this isn't the first sex crime arrest in Oak Park. I've been hearing all year about the police stings there because they park has become a destination for gay outdoor sex. It seems to me and act of hubris to do something illegal when there's a fairly good chance there's going to be a police presence looking for people doing what you want to do.

cheap_thoughts: Badgerlad: Great, simple headline. Also, having your news outlet named kake is pretty hillarious.

You should watch the weather reports, and the morning show. Seriously. Kakeland. It's a BEAUTIFUL day in KAKEland.

You think that's bad, the Garden City carrier is KUPK... that's right: out here in BFE, we get to watch KUPK-KAKE. o_O

AuralArgument

2009-09-07 06:30:34 AM

seriously, this is why the persecution and closeting of homosexuality is a bad thing.

Be out and proud or just become asexual...

Archie Goodwin

2009-09-07 06:33:05 AM

KAKE or death?

Gridlock

2009-09-07 06:38:33 AM

Sex in the Park
Running naked in the bushes
For a lark
Thrusting leg pushes

Ed Grubermann

2009-09-07 06:38:33 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I know who Thelonious Monk is. I still think the joke is forced and a bit of a stretch. A priest is not a monk.

Lighten up, Francis.

Ed Grubermann

2009-09-07 06:40:32 AM

AuralArgument: seriously, this is why the persecution and closeting of homosexuality is a bad thing.

He wasn't arrested for being gay. He was arrested for having sex in a city park.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-09-07 06:54:28 AM

Ed Grubermann: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I know who Thelonious Monk is. I still think the joke is forced and a bit of a stretch. A priest is not a monk.

Lighten up, Francis.

Yea yea, was expecting that.

NicoFinn

2009-09-07 07:20:52 AM

Ed Grubermann: AuralArgument: seriously, this is why the persecution and closeting of homosexuality is a bad thing.

He wasn't arrested for being gay. He was arrested for having sex in a city park.

I don't know that s/he meant that the arrest was a form of persecution. I think maybe s/he meant that if we openly accepted homosexuality in our culture, dudes might not get arrested in the park late at night for having sex. Or maybe they would.

For me the real problem is not letting priests marry and/or have sexual relations.

farkuufarkinfark

2009-09-07 08:01:41 AM

pottie: FTA: It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors

misdemeanorous monk just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I know who Thelonious Monk is. I still think the joke is forced and a bit of a stretch. A priest is not a monk.

Ed Grubermann: Lighten up, Francis.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Yea yea, was expecting that.

Need a back hoe to get the sand out of the vajayjay? Who tinkled in your cheerios this morning? I can call the waaaaaaambualance for ya if you need one.

Just thought I'd pile on.

Malinki

2009-09-07 08:05:39 AM

Dig Doug.

Kazuya

2009-09-07 08:16:40 AM

Is it very wrong that I'm reading this article with this song in my head?

t3knomanser

2009-09-07 08:21:09 AM

Felonious monk?

Joe Don Baker is hot on the trail!

JWideman

2009-09-07 08:44:26 AM

If it was straight people farking in the park, there wouldn't have been a police sting.

theorellior

2009-09-07 08:45:10 AM

Calamormine: Improvising with a little pianist in the park, eh?

Puts a new spin on "Trinkle Tinkle".

theorellior

2009-09-07 08:46:20 AM

Archie Goodwin: KAKE or death?

The KAKE is a lie.

bamf75

2009-09-07 08:59:40 AM

didn't read the artical, props to the headline though.

/I'm not wearing pants

MrT

2009-09-07 09:04:42 AM

So this was a sting operation to catch people having sex in public. I can't help but feel that if you have to set up a sting to catch this, then it's not really sufficiently public to worry about.

If you go out looking for something, you lose the right to complain about finding it.

Adingo8mybb

2009-09-07 09:17:27 AM

-1 for use of "Sad" tag.

/"sick" tag would have been my choice.

Impasse

2009-09-07 09:17:34 AM

t3knomanser: Felonious monk? Joe Don Baker is hot on the trail!

Yeah, came here for this.

\well, the mst3k version
\\Goosio noooooooooooooooooooo!!

Wolfmanjames

2009-09-07 09:22:16 AM

Pleads nolo.
/Obscure.
//hotlinked.

farkuufarkinfark

2009-09-07 09:22:29 AM

Adingo8mybb: -1 for use of "Sad" tag.

/"sick" tag would have been my choice.

Would have used sick if it were a pedo thing. Since it wasn't, sad was the better choice.

/subby

Adingo8mybb

2009-09-07 09:35:34 AM

How is "exposing" yet another hypocrite worthy of a "sad" tag? Even "cool" would have been better. Works better with the jazz reference, too...

LoneVVolf

2009-09-07 09:44:17 AM

MrT: If you go out looking for something, you lose the right to complain about finding it.

Especially applies to GIS...

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