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(Kansas City)   Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded   ( voices.kansascity.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Voltron, mainstream media, Fairness Doctrine, white culture, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Alaska governor  
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2009-09-01 03:50:57 PM  
I've updated the TOS for the forum to remove that paragraph, as well as proactively state it's parody/satire. Hopefully that'll help.
2009-09-01 05:18:53 PM  
heh, /b/ and encyclopediadramatica are in on it, too, this is gonna be EPIC :D
2009-09-01 05:23:28 PM  
Especially if you see something that links to my site -- please please post links. I'm dying to see! :D
2009-09-01 05:25:54 PM  

daychilde: Especially if you see something that links to my site -- please please post links. I'm dying to see! :D

ask and ye shall receive: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Professor_Glenn_Beck#The_1990_rape_ac​cusations
2009-09-01 05:56:58 PM  
A quick note on the Glenn Beck 1990 threadjacks: yeah, we see what you're doing there, but please do it elsewhere. A bunch of threads have been jacked to hell today, and it's a trend we'd like to nip in the bud now.

Rather than be dicks about the previous stuff, we're just gonna ask you to cool out with that. Good joke, now let's get back on topic.
2009-09-01 07:25:56 PM  
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Worst thread ever.

2009-09-01 09:01:37 PM  
Wow, I just heard this. Is it true that Glenn beck raped and murderd a girl in 1990? (new window)
2009-09-01 10:33:00 PM  
**Door opens wildly, still holding the door knob and door jam, slues in Kramer shoes sliding into the fark room**

"Hey guys did you hear the vicious rumors of the infamous sock-news-opinionist? Shocking, heinous reports that said Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 i saw it on the intanetzz."

See it right here it must be true.. Glen Beck Murdered a little tiny girl way back in 1990 (new window)
What is newscorp hiding, why hire this murder?

//What too late???
2009-09-02 07:54:16 AM  

justtray: There's ALOT of stupid people in America, don't underestimate them. I think we can talk safely here though. Fortunately most of them don't own computers, and even if they do, the internet is completely foreign to them. There are a few still though that keep up with technology and even know about obscure sites like fark so we have to be careful. Don't talk about plans for Beck yet. -BO

i highly doubt that is a realistically attributed quote... but on that topic there was this article on Ars earlier that basically addresses that very thing.

kind of.

additionally... does anyone know the approximate weight of this rumored rape? would it fit in a box?
2009-09-02 04:58:56 PM  
Glenn Beck Is An Idiot

2009-09-02 08:58:12 PM  
I had also heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Since I am unsure he is a US citizen however, he should also produce his birth certificate. If he is really a citizen then it's no problem, right?
2009-09-03 03:06:59 AM  
This is likely a simple mix up of names- BUT there are some eerie coincidences that are worth checking out (new window) ...
2009-09-03 09:35:52 AM  
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2009-09-03 01:31:05 PM  
Posting in epic thread.

/does not know if Glen Beck did anything of note in 1990
//remaining open to all possibilities
///it's only fair
2009-09-03 05:54:26 PM  
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/a little late... but still oh so applicable
2009-09-03 08:20:08 PM  
This is ludicrous. Get your facts straight. It's my understanding that it was a young boy.
2009-09-03 11:29:58 PM  
People, show some respect for the dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_WT2FJOAqo
2009-09-04 12:30:54 AM  
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