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(Some Guy)   Several citations issued to people making and selling illegal bathtub cheese   ( wixt.com) divider line
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2003-03-06 11:29:17 AM  
This picture says it all:

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2003-03-06 11:31:34 AM  
There's a joke in there somewhere but lunchtime is only a few moments away, so I will pass on that one.
2003-03-06 11:58:50 AM  
I say make a caption for that picture. Just looking at him is making me sick.
2003-03-06 12:03:59 PM  
mmmm cheese
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2003-03-06 12:04:04 PM  
Behold..The power of bathtub cheese!!!!
2003-03-06 12:04:14 PM  
In a related incident, my uncle Carl was arrested for selling teeth cheese (to a minor)
2003-03-06 12:05:09 PM  
sniff, sniff!
Do I smell a cheesy photoshop contest?
2003-03-06 12:05:43 PM  
*sits and stares with mouth open*
2003-03-06 12:05:54 PM  
"Tub O'Cheese"

yeah, I could see it....
2003-03-06 12:06:03 PM  

2003-03-06 12:06:06 PM  
Here in SoCal we have small family owned Taco shops that use that kind of cheese in various dishes. Hehe I know it sounds sick and its probably a health hazard but it sure tastes good :)
2003-03-06 12:06:18 PM  
What's Pajarete? Oh, it's "leche caliente" ... good.
2003-03-06 12:06:43 PM  
well , we wouldnt have to have illegal bathtub cheese if the damn RIAA would quit reaming us everytime we bought some legal bathtub cheese
2003-03-06 12:06:58 PM  
Colonal Angus makes good cheese too...
2003-03-06 12:07:10 PM  
I've never let my bathtub get dirty enough to harvest this delicacy....
2003-03-06 12:07:21 PM  
Is there a Cheese Prohibition going on in California?
2003-03-06 12:07:21 PM  
Police Chief: "The hell with meth labs!! Let's go out and bust illegal cheese parties!! Next we'll be busting the Tupperware parties!! Viva Freedom!!"
2003-03-06 12:07:24 PM  
Isn't bathtub cheese basically all Fromunda anyway?

/runs and hurls
2003-03-06 12:07:24 PM  
[image from bartesque.hypermart.net too old to be available]

"All right, Too Tubby, you're not foolin' everybody, you got brie on your breath and I know you've been chewin' the chedder. Now 'fess up, who's your source?"
2003-03-06 12:08:16 PM  
Best picture today.
2003-03-06 12:08:45 PM  
"It...uh...really isn't much of a Cheese Shop, then, is it?"

2003-03-06 12:09:26 PM  
I feel a lot safer now.
2003-03-06 12:09:31 PM  
I love cheese, how come I never get invited to these parties. Maybe I should consider myself lucky.
2003-03-06 12:10:36 PM  
Was that an Onion article?
2003-03-06 12:10:57 PM  
If you buy cheese from a guy that makes it in a bathtub, I think you deserve to die from dysentery.
2003-03-06 12:13:13 PM  
Im amazed I come out of my bathtub cleaner than I went in. Theres no way I would ever eat anything made in it. Hell im afraid one day I will leave some watter in it and some new lifeform will spring from the muck. Then the rest of my life will play out like some kind of 4am sci-fi chanel original movie.

Invest hevily in ajax people! The boogie man commeth from my tub.
2003-03-06 12:13:53 PM  
bathtubs..cheese...uh oh. you know what's coming....
2003-03-06 12:14:39 PM  
Do I?
2003-03-06 12:15:34 PM  
Ok thats just nasty. YUK YUK YUK
2003-03-06 12:16:58 PM  
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love it....
2003-03-06 12:17:50 PM  
Teeth cheese now available on E-BAY. Bathub cheese is out.
2003-03-06 12:18:53 PM  
i have been permanently scarred by a photo of a certain woman in a certain bathtub with a certain substance spewing upwards at the camera. and that's all i will say for now.

/apologies for those in the know
2003-03-06 12:19:52 PM  
i need to ask my local cheese shop for some of this "bathtub cheese"...maybe wash it down with some toilet coffee...
2003-03-06 12:20:50 PM  
What the fark is up with the guy on the left? He is freaking me out!

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2003-03-06 12:21:54 PM  
"To Serve and Pasteurize"
2003-03-06 12:22:18 PM  
I make my cheese in the toilet. It has that handy built-in clean up feature that beats the tub by a long shot.
2003-03-06 12:22:21 PM  
Microbob: Android. Definitely android.
2003-03-06 12:22:22 PM  
all I wanna know is ...WHO cut the cheese?.. dammit!
2003-03-06 12:24:03 PM  
Don't try this at home kids, these people are professionals!
2003-03-06 12:25:54 PM  
Wait!...I do wanna try this at home!
N E 1 have a recipe??
2003-03-06 12:26:08 PM  
All I have to say is that these cops could have been out stopping murders and actually serving society, and instead, they were harrassing some poor schmoe making cheese in their bathtub. Whazupwitdat?

And how, exactly, is this illegal? If I invite some people to dinner, and ask them to chip in a bit of money so I don't go broke feeding their asses, am I "perating a food establishment without a permit"? If I give them a beer to go with their dinner, am I committing "sales of alcohol without a permit"?

Fark the nanny state.
2003-03-06 12:27:21 PM  
Why couldn't this happen in Arcata?
2003-03-06 12:34:04 PM  
Pole of Justice
Ok, in college my Rhetorical Tradition professor said that one of her classes (at a univ. in Ohio, I think) invented a word...the point being, they wanted to see if it would integrate into the community. I *thought* she said it was "Fumunda," but it might've been "Fromunda".... (As in, "from under" the desk=nastiness)

They thought it was a success when they heard a cafeteria worker use it.

...then again, maybe it's just a coincidence. :)
2003-03-06 12:34:10 PM  
how did that dude in the pic get so farked up on milk and cheese????
he looks like he's been smokin some cheese
2003-03-06 12:36:07 PM  
"I'd like enough milk for a milk bath."


"No, just up to my waist."

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
2003-03-06 12:39:47 PM  
now who in their right mind would actually eat cheese that had been made from unprocessed ingredients in a bathtb in someone's back yard?

is this darwin at work?
2003-03-06 12:41:09 PM  
"Police were alerted to the bathtub cheese party when they recieved complaints of people finding Head and Shoulders in their cheese."
2003-03-06 12:43:49 PM  
A story truly worthy of fark. I knew a guy in high school who made "raisen beer" with some of his dads brewers yeast and 2 liter pop bottles. Some of the stuff that settled to the bottom might have been cheese. Raisen cheese...
2003-03-06 12:44:10 PM  
That's nuthin'. Check out this treat.
2003-03-06 12:44:55 PM  
I believe "frumunda" cheese would be the cheese from either:

*) Undaya tits

*) Undaya sack

either way... uhhhhrrrgh
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