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(Celebitchy)   Tom Cruise's former Scientology auditor: 'I have counseled people who were abused by Tom personally.' No mention if that includes Katie Holmes   (celebitchy.com) divider line
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2009-08-28 11:17:47 AM  
Oprah's couch?
 
2009-08-28 11:21:07 AM  

dancindan84: Oprah's couch?


I looked for a .gif of Tom infinitely hopping on the couch, and the results were "meh" at best.
 
2009-08-28 11:22:12 AM  
Give me a break. Who couldn't pound that little putz into an effeminate little smear?
 
2009-08-28 11:23:24 AM  
Oh just let the bastard make his cheezy movies.
 
2009-08-28 11:26:34 AM  
Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.
 
2009-08-28 11:28:19 AM  
I really feel bad for Tom. He's a good actor who makes some of the best flicks. I just wish his personal life would stop exploding and killing his career.
 
2009-08-28 11:28:44 AM  

DamnYankees: Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.


You have to blame Mimi Rogers and her magnificent breasts. I'm quite rational and I'd be hard pressed not to follow her siren call myself. Of course I'd leave whatever cult / church / sanitarium she pulled me into once we divorced. That's where Tom made his mistake.
 
2009-08-28 11:33:44 AM  

InferiousX: The search for the Cruise gif lead me to finding this amusing gem:


Hip Hop Hooooooraaaaaaaayy.....Hoooooo...Hayyyyyy.....Hoooooo.....
 
2009-08-28 11:34:59 AM  
Can't be having a Katie Holmes thread without some teenage katie boobies (pops) (NSFW, unless you work in a female swedish sauna)
 
2009-08-28 11:35:33 AM  

DamnYankees: Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.


Honest answer?
Because early in his career someone told him that being gay would limit his potential to be a Star so he went to Scientology to have it mentally beaten out of him. Seriously look it up Scientology sees homosexuality as only slightly less favorably than they do Psychiatry.
 
2009-08-28 11:36:29 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Because early in his career someone told him that being gay would limit his potential to be a Star so he went to Scientology to have it mentally beaten out of him. Seriously look it up Scientology sees homosexuality as only slightly less favorably than they do Psychiatry.


I don't get where all the Tom Cruise is gay stuff actually comes from. Are there incidents or something? He's never acted particularly gay (if there is such a way to act).
 
2009-08-28 11:37:33 AM  
bazzanoid: unless you work in a female swedish sauna

Are they hiring?
 
2009-08-28 11:37:35 AM  
Fark doesn't like the image for some reason so here's a link to the gif: clickin like a fiend (new window)
 
2009-08-28 11:37:45 AM  
A. Billion. Years. Servitude. For CoS members.

Link (new window)
 
2009-08-28 11:40:17 AM  

mulhollanddriven: InferiousX: The search for the Cruise gif lead me to finding this amusing gem:

Hip Hop Hooooooraaaaaaaayy.....Hoooooo...Hayyyyyy.....Hoooooo.....


I'm totally bustin that out in the next Isreal/Palestine thread.
 
2009-08-28 11:43:06 AM  
child_god: A. Billion. Years. Servitude. For CoS members.

Heh. It's not that bad. They get 18 years of vacations every lifetime.
 
2009-08-28 11:43:16 AM  
I really think that Tropic Thunder was Cruise at his best.
 
2009-08-28 11:43:51 AM  

UsikFark: I looked for a .gif of Tom infinitely hopping on the couch, and the results were "meh" at best.


Really? I found this. (pops because file size is too big)

Also: Jonathan Coulton's Tom Cruise Crazy
 
2009-08-28 11:44:59 AM  

Orgasmatron138: I really think that Tropic Thunder was Cruise at his best.


Oh, ok Flaming Dragon...asshole....first I want you to take a step back, AND fark YOUR OWN FACE!!!
 
2009-08-28 11:45:44 AM  
IMDWalrus: Really? I found this. (pops because file size is too big)

If I'm not mistaken, the lightning was added by our very own And-1.
 
2009-08-28 11:47:07 AM  
It's not like this is that much of a surprise, just a surprise that CoS didn't have the higher ranking members that defected meet with "accidents" before they could expose anything.

I can easily believe that Tom is pretty easily led, and would follow the example of his cults leader.
 
2009-08-28 11:48:07 AM  
Scientology 101 (new window)
 
2009-08-28 11:48:32 AM  

InferiousX: Orgasmatron138: I really think that Tropic Thunder was Cruise at his best.

Oh, ok Flaming Dragon...asshole....first I want you to take a step back, AND fark YOUR OWN FACE!!!


It's awesome when people can set aside the crazy and just have fun.
 
2009-08-28 11:50:38 AM  
I just dl a sci-fi books torrent, which includes an L Ron Hubbard file.

If I open it, will it suck all the money out of my wallet?
 
2009-08-28 11:57:24 AM  

NuttierThanEver: DamnYankees: Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.

Honest answer?
Because early in his career someone told him that being gay would limit his potential to be a Star so he went to Scientology to have it mentally beaten out of him. Seriously look it up Scientology sees homosexuality as only slightly less favorably than they do Psychiatry.



Now I feel like I'm going down the rabbit hole.
 
2009-08-28 11:58:05 AM  
Tom was allowed to audit?
 
mhd
2009-08-28 12:14:08 PM  
Don't be glib, Former Scientology Auditor.
 
2009-08-28 12:14:41 PM  
I stumbled across the video for "Got You Where I Want You" the other day. I forgot it had a young, ubber hot Katie Holmes in it.

Enjoy. (new window)
 
2009-08-28 12:35:18 PM  
Tom will bounce back. I heard he's remaking Battlefield Earth.

/He'll be playing Stubby, the littlest Cylon
 
2009-08-28 12:36:27 PM  
Does anyone else find the picture at the top of TFA absolutely frightening?
If they ever went full on with their paramilitary ambitions I'd go hide in a hole in the desert somewhere
 
2009-08-28 12:41:48 PM  
Tom Cruise Crazy
by: Jonathon Coulton


Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go

But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men

He knows someday he'll have to play
An old, retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
Because he's not of this world anymore

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all

There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

/it's really catchy
//nice beat, can dance to it
///slashies!
 
2009-08-28 12:47:06 PM  

mitchcumpstein: Don't stare for too long at Tom Cruise's middle tooth...


I've never noticed that before. Wierd.
 
2009-08-28 12:51:11 PM  

doomfistinc: Does anyone else find the picture at the top of TFA absolutely frightening?
If they ever went full on with their paramilitary ambitions I'd go hide in a hole in the desert somewhere



No, I salute all my friends.
 
2009-08-28 12:56:07 PM  

stuhayes2010: mitchcumpstein: Don't stare for too long at Tom Cruise's middle tooth...

I've never noticed that before. Wierd.


I apologize in advance, once I was made aware of it, I couldn't stop noticing it. Kind of ruined him as an actor for me, but I never really cared for him to begin with.
 
2009-08-28 12:57:03 PM  

DamnYankees: Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.


I feel really bad for Spielberg. I mean, he put how much into War of the Worlds, and then Tom had to go and explode just in time for theatrical release.
 
2009-08-28 12:57:19 PM  

chuggernaught: Tom will bounce back. I heard he's remaking Battlefield Earth.

/He'll be playing Stubby, the littlest Cylon Psyclo


FTFM (I think, too lazy to actually look it up)
 
2009-08-28 12:58:31 PM  

doomfistinc: Does anyone else find the picture at the top of TFA absolutely frightening?
If they ever went full on with their paramilitary ambitions I'd go hide in a hole in the desert somewhere


The saluting thing is because of their batshiat crazy Sea-Org silliness.

Is about as scary as seeing redneck militia ham beasts salute each other or skin heads tossing up Heil Hilters.
 
2009-08-28 1:00:50 PM  

mitchcumpstein: stuhayes2010: mitchcumpstein: Don't stare for too long at Tom Cruise's middle tooth...

I've never noticed that before. Wierd.

I apologize in advance, once I was made aware of it, I couldn't stop noticing it. Kind of ruined him as an actor for me, but I never really cared for him to begin with.



Holy shiat. That's not a Photoshop error?

/I blame the Thetans
 
2009-08-28 1:04:26 PM  
I noticed long ago that his teeth are all shifted to his left. I finally got to the point where it didn't bother me.

Tom Cruise is not a good actor. He is a movie star. He plays Tom Cruise in every role. He has however been in some good flicks; Minority Report, Mission Impossible III, Rain Man, Risky Business...

Only once has he really been out of the Tom Cruise archetype character, and that was in Tropic Thunder. It was amusing, but by that time, I was so sick of Tom Cruise the person, that I just couldn't see past him.

He is farking annoying.
 
2009-08-28 1:06:48 PM  

DamnYankees: I don't get where all the Tom Cruise is gay stuff actually comes from. Are there incidents or something? He's never acted particularly gay (if there is such a way to act).


I had a gay roommate once and I asked him if the community thought Cruise was gay. He seemed perplexed, shrugged and said no.

So it's a straight man's fantasy, Cruise being gay... South Park had it all wrong!
 
2009-08-28 1:17:36 PM  
[This post removed at the request of the Church of ScientologyTM]

 
2009-08-28 1:24:39 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: [This post removed at the request of the Church of ScientologyTM]



That's a funny joke, but they're probably coming for me nex++++++++++++++++++ END CARRIER +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 
2009-08-28 1:25:11 PM  

REOIV: doomfistinc: Does anyone else find the picture at the top of TFA absolutely frightening?
If they ever went full on with their paramilitary ambitions I'd go hide in a hole in the desert somewhere

The saluting thing is because of their batshiat crazy Sea-Org silliness.

Is about as scary as seeing redneck militia ham beasts salute each other or skin heads tossing up Heil Hilters.


Only skinheads don't have massive amounts of money, fame, and an entire town's police force backing them up. Scientology is scary, and the fact that they take themselves so seriously as to setup their weirdass paramilitary SeaOrg bullshiat, just adds to it.
 
2009-08-28 1:26:55 PM  

DamnYankees: Ugh. Here's my thing with Cruise - he actually seems like a nice, genuine guy. He's also a good actor. Why does he need to be a crazy cult guy? Can't he just be a normal good person? Damnit.


He's not. What you see is the PR that's around him. When he's left to his own he's a whacko. The time when he fired his PR guy and hired his sister instead, was the time when he told Matt Lauer he was glib and jumped on Oprah's couch.
 
2009-08-28 1:32:46 PM  

moralpanic: He's not. What you see is the PR that's around him. When he's left to his own he's a whacko. The time when he fired his PR guy and hired his sister instead, was the time when he told Matt Lauer he was glib and jumped on Oprah's couch.


He's not what? A nice guy? On what basis do you say this?
 
2009-08-28 1:32:58 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I noticed long ago that his teeth are all shifted to his left. I finally got to the point where it didn't bother me.

Tom Cruise is not a good actor. He is a movie star. He plays Tom Cruise in every role. He has however been in some good flicks; Minority Report, Mission Impossible III, Rain Man, Risky Business...

Only once has he really been out of the Tom Cruise archetype character, and that was in Tropic Thunder. It was amusing, but by that time, I was so sick of Tom Cruise the person, that I just couldn't see past him.

He is farking annoying.


Interview with the Vampire. Cruise as Lestat was WAY out of his character. People were saying "hell no" when he was cast, but Cruise did the best he could. He was alright as Lestat, which was more than expected.
 
2009-08-28 1:33:08 PM  

The President of Hittin' That Ass: DamnYankees: I don't get where all the Tom Cruise is gay stuff actually comes from. Are there incidents or something? He's never acted particularly gay (if there is such a way to act).

I had a gay roommate once and I asked him if the community thought Cruise was gay. He seemed perplexed, shrugged and said no.

So it's a straight man's fantasy, Cruise being gay... South Park had it all wrong!



In every movie he shoots now he wears a mask (9 of last 11) or runs from his gay self (family guy theory)

Seriously, this all started when Nicole Kidman's publicist dropped a dirty rumor that their marriage was a sham
 
2009-08-28 1:38:14 PM  
I like his sister Penelope better.
 
2009-08-28 1:46:24 PM  
FTFA: It just shouldn't be done Mr. Rathbun. So please stop.

You better listen to this guy. He sounds legit.
 
2009-08-28 2:58:11 PM  
chuggernaught: psyclo

A scilon playing a psyclo?
 
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