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(Metapsychology Review)   "Smitten as I am, I'm pretty sure that interacting with my cat keeps me flush with oxytocin. But, probably like most people in my own culture, I still can't imagine myself picking adherent dung from her anus."   ( metapsychology.mentalhelp.net) divider line
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2009-08-26 12:52:11 AM  

ban_sidhe: I've had to coax adherent dung out of one of my cats' colons. Poor little girl was born with inadequate nerve function to her colon and can't poo unless she has two medications three times a day.

Bonus: She also has trouble absorbing nutrients properly and can eat up to eight cans of Fancy Feast a day.

Good thing she's cute as hell.

I'm pretty sure you are a saint.
2009-08-26 12:55:52 AM  
Sure seems to make these people (pops) happy (might be NSFW. Certainly NSFSanity)
2009-08-26 01:06:35 AM  

ZAZ: If dung adheres to your cat's anus, you might want to consider a different brand of lipstick.

done in one
2009-08-26 01:10:00 AM  
There's an expression in English, "rattle your dags" and means "hurry up." It comes from shepherding where dags are the dried dung that adheres to fleece.
2009-08-26 01:10:09 AM  
FTA: These studies show that caring for pets can lower our heart rate, blood pressure, and production of stress hormones.

They've obviously never met my cats...
2009-08-26 01:12:46 AM  
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South Park did it.
2009-08-26 01:35:07 AM  
Just use a firehose.
Nobody will ever ask you to clean the cat again.
2009-08-26 01:53:58 AM  

balancing act: I'm pretty sure you are a saint hopeless sucker.

Fixed it for both of us.

She is really, really cute, though.
2009-08-26 02:04:43 AM  

ctobio: Cats don't usually have adherent dung on their anus, they lick them clean.

My Gabbie has gotten too fat to reach her ass after using the litter box. So she has little clingies much of the time.

I bet you didn't want to know that, did you?
2009-08-26 02:18:08 AM  

FatherDale: Sure seems to make these people (pops) happy (might be NSFW. Certainly NSFSanity)

lol wut?
2009-08-26 02:23:58 AM  

fulminouscherub: There's an expression in English, "rattle your dags" and means "hurry up." It comes from shepherding where dags are the dried dung that adheres to fleece.

Ya like dags?
2009-08-26 03:31:54 AM  
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flush with Oxycontin
2009-08-26 04:00:50 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm not even clicking that. It scares the hell out of me.

My mom's cats clawed the shiat out of my paint job last month and almost became the newest citizens of New Mexico at the VLA. God, I hate cats now.

What was the subject, again?

Your mom
2009-08-26 06:24:06 AM  
That looks Fon-to-due.
2009-08-26 07:44:03 AM  
more gratuitous self promotion? Well then, this is an awesome book recommended by dogs everywhere!

http://www.amazon.com/Backyard-Dog-Ilona-Benzel/dp/1435708407/ref=sr_1​_1?ie=UTF 8 &s=books&qid=1251286983&sr=1-1 (new window)
2009-08-26 10:54:36 AM  

roberthenry: wUT?

Link (new window)
2009-08-26 11:03:46 AM  
My cat is 20 years old. She's been my favorite companion for just over 1/2 my life.

She's starting to show her age (she's sick) & it's not likely that she'll live to see the end of the year, and every day I try to spend as much time as I can with her until she passes.

I've had her for so long, I can't imagine life without her. it's going to be hard.
2009-08-26 11:19:45 AM  

shanrick: Was that headline written by Rush Limbaugh?

2009-08-26 11:56:39 AM  
http://www.backyarddog.net better?
2009-08-26 03:45:06 PM  

farkwell: "What's wrong with the dog?" "Simple. He's been licking his a-hole for the last three straight hours."

Women say "Isn't it cute? He's taking a bath!" "He appears to be licking his balls to me, Marge! Yeah, he's been on that one spot for over an hour now! Mighty selective bath."

/Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
//They both circle ur anus looking for kling ons.
2009-08-26 11:42:30 PM  
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