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(BBC)   The wrinkle-faced bat has a remarkably strong bite. But enough about your mom   ( divider line
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2009-08-21 07:33:01 PM  
2009-08-21 07:33:52 PM  
My mother had a very smooth, unlined face, and made a nice looking corpse.
2009-08-21 07:34:07 PM  
fairly funny
2009-08-21 07:34:58 PM  

2009-08-21 07:35:33 PM  
That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me in days!
2009-08-21 07:37:59 PM  
Excellent headline. The "your mom" jokes are much funnier when they sneak up on you.
2009-08-21 07:38:56 PM  
whoa man, come on, let's get off mothers...

2009-08-21 07:40:00 PM  
gorgor should be here soon to post the link for that "PNSFW" bat with a boner
2009-08-21 07:40:19 PM  
Is it Bat Week on Fark?
2009-08-21 07:43:18 PM  
I can see this relationship is something we're all going to have to work at.
2009-08-21 07:43:30 PM  
I love bats, but Jeebus, that's one ugly creature. I will take two.
2009-08-21 07:44:46 PM Full Size

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Klingon bats? It's more likely than you think.
2009-08-21 07:48:55 PM  
Come to think of it, maybe these bats are orks... Full Size

2009-08-21 08:04:28 PM  
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2009-08-21 08:04:44 PM  
This one could actually be a t-shirt.
2009-08-21 08:11:39 PM  
/cues Strauss...
2009-08-21 08:13:53 PM Full Size
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2009-08-21 08:49:36 PM  
Ew.... wtf....
2009-08-21 09:20:18 PM  
vagina faced bat is more like it.

2009-08-21 09:23:53 PM  

cooky_monsterr: vagina faced bat is more like it.



now I'm more grossed out :/
2009-08-21 09:28:07 PM  
I "wrinkle-faced" your mom last night, subby
2009-08-21 10:04:55 PM  
wanted for questioning:

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2009-08-21 11:29:36 PM  
I think the bats in the lower picture just pranked the first bat. He looks pissed and they look smug.
2009-08-22 12:11:09 AM  
those are some frankly pretty awesome freaking bats!
2009-08-22 05:56:12 AM  
It's like the toffee I had to pull out from my nan's dentures.
2009-08-22 06:03:57 AM  
didn't read story. just laughed at the fark headline :)
good one.
2009-08-22 11:16:54 AM  
your momma so fat her neck look like a pack of hot dogs

2009-08-22 12:14:41 PM  
2009-08-22 02:04:27 PM  
Ha! Take that, Mom! Even the internet says you're an ugly whore!

Now stay out of my furnished basement studio apartment, unless you need to use the washing machine or bring me more Hot Pockets!
2009-08-22 03:42:13 PM  
She's got the wings and teeth of an African Bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a wooden leg with real feet

/I said ya mama's got a wooden leg with real feet!
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