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(CNN)   Air marshals open can of whoop-ass, arrest man on U.S. Airways flight   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2003-03-02 01:57:53 AM  
Whoopass=what Roy Jones did to Ruiz tonite. If only in the instances that ruiz presented himself as a fighter. Crappy fight, R. Jones is da lb for lb best in the boxing buisness.

/threadjack if no one cares anyway
2003-03-02 01:59:04 AM  
"Threadjacker subdued as Thread Marshalls restore calm"
2003-03-02 02:00:36 AM  
Willie Nelson NOW, or Willie Nelson 1979?
It matters.
2003-03-02 02:02:10 AM  
Goodnight you crazy kids.
2003-03-02 02:05:12 AM  
I'm eating orange "sorbet" according to the container.
2003-03-02 02:05:50 AM  
Only if it starts to cry or sing.
2003-03-02 02:06:41 AM  
Or if it has a Cheeto™ in it!
2003-03-02 02:08:53 AM  
Feukulor: You say my name as though I have horrible gingivitis. Ummm, thanks? :p

Bizarro: Check back in that thread. I feel dirt for having searched that. ;)

Miked: Rock on :)

2003-03-02 02:09:24 AM  
I hope not hard enough to add a guitar to poor Willie.
2003-03-02 02:11:39 AM  
MALINOIS - Rocking out with Green Day now. Thank you for caring. :)
2003-03-02 02:12:42 AM  
2003-03-02 02:13:23 AM  
The elderly in Florida get ALL the cute girls.
2003-03-02 02:14:35 AM  
majority rules. YOUR farkING DUMBshiat.
2003-03-02 02:15:00 AM  
$20 says she's reading this, and skeeved-out and not posting.
2003-03-02 02:15:50 AM  
Dez, are you okay? Do you need some 'you' time?
2003-03-02 02:18:39 AM  
Mark 8?
Who names those things anyway?
2003-03-02 02:19:35 AM  
If someone on an almost-dead-thread appears to be looking to have a good-old-fashioned mini-flame with you, is it rude to ignore them?
I mean, it is Saturday and there are no boobies...
2003-03-02 02:20:39 AM  
I'm almost dead?
shiat! I better make a sandwhich farking fast! Don't wanna' be dead AND hungry!
2003-03-02 02:21:14 AM  
And by flame I mean war, not romance.
2003-03-02 02:22:06 AM  
Yarrr, I'm not attractive.
2003-03-02 02:22:09 AM  
Too much sugar.
2003-03-02 02:23:23 AM  
What, praytell, are you talking about?

/confused and odorous
2003-03-02 02:25:08 AM  
Nice to meet you guys. I have to crash or else my gf's going to Rochambeaux me. And I don't get first crack...

Sweet Miked. BillyJo's songwriting's underappreciated. I loved Kerplunk and Dookie, but got turned off by Insomnia. Is their new stuff better? (I'll check on this thread tomorrow)

Nice to meet you guys. I have to crash or else my gf's going to Rochambeaux me. And I don't get first crack...


PS: Ku_No: Nah, just dowatchalike. Ignore em or feed em, get what you can out of it.
2003-03-02 02:25:27 AM  
Yet disturbing.

/preening wounds.
2003-03-02 02:26:48 AM  
Holy C&P! Time for the Batcave!

*falls out of chair*
2003-03-02 02:27:14 AM  
You get not information from me. Going to bed? Chicken.
And yes, the newer stuff is less commercial. Which some say equals less good. Either way.

"And now back to your regularly scheduled thread..."
2003-03-02 02:27:43 AM  
Someone called me 'not funny' at the end of the Jared thread out of the blue. While it may be an accurate remark, it wasn't called for.
He clarified it for me too.

Wrong gender my friend. And I don't debate politics.. :-)
2003-03-02 02:29:24 AM  
I figured that was what you were referring to.

NICE GOING Feukulor!
You look at Bizarro's profile, but not the sweet little angle Ku_No_Ichi's?

I'm dissappointed in you. And so is Willie Nelson.
2003-03-02 02:31:21 AM  
I may be obtuse, but I'm no angle.
2003-03-02 02:32:04 AM  
And apparently there's a difference between angle and angel. Just finished a Garbage tune, and now on to the Sundays.
2003-03-02 02:32:39 AM  
2003-03-02 02:34:37 AM  
There's three packs of hot dogs in my freezer. Does that help?
2003-03-02 02:35:23 AM  
A little "piece" offering?
2003-03-02 02:35:38 AM  
Only three?
2003-03-02 02:37:06 AM  
AH-HA!!! I *knew* there was someone else reading this drivel! Yes, only three. I have my muscular figure to maintin you know!

/laughs while stepping back from deep fryer
2003-03-02 02:38:26 AM  
Just a lazy weekend. They are fairly common though. I hate my job, does that help?

/falls thru coffee table
2003-03-02 02:38:29 AM  
Great. Now I'm a smartass too...
No thank you, I'll pass on the weeners. I got enough of them in an earlier thread and now I can't get the Oscar Myer song out of my head. Damn earworms..
2003-03-02 02:39:45 AM  
Is this one of those conversations where I can't say anything right and end up with a drink down my glossy shirt?
2003-03-02 02:40:02 AM  
Try to get that "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" song outta your head...I tell ya
2003-03-02 02:40:10 AM  
What, they didn't throw any extra indian guys in jail this time? (http://www.counterpunch.org/ramasastry1008.html)

Or arrest someone for looking at them the wrong way?(http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2002/02/20/bizzaro/index.html​)

How dull.
2003-03-02 02:42:12 AM  
You've got a drink? No fair! I'm at work..
Did I buy the drink or did you?

......camp hayawatha....
2003-03-02 02:42:55 AM  
Of course I did! And it's something that won't come out of polyester.
2003-03-02 02:43:22 AM  
Uh, right, the whupass thing. Yes, I'll feel so much safer flying the friendly skies not only with armed jumpy guys, but jumpy passengers (hopefully all of their nail clippers and toy guns will have been previously confiscated...and don't even get me started on the grannies with their "needlework". Hmmph.)
2003-03-02 02:43:31 AM  
Work? What type of pain-in-the-ass job is this?
2003-03-02 02:44:32 AM  
You didn't happen to stencil "Mark 8" on this van, did you?
2003-03-02 02:44:55 AM  
Where do you put the coffe table in your van down by the river?
2003-03-02 02:45:54 AM  
My guess is it's actually a table made of coffee.
2003-03-02 02:46:25 AM  
So I'm not the only one who thinks armed men on an airplane is perhaps not the best idea out there?
Tranquilizer darts would do the job and be less likely to break a window and depressurize the cabin if misfired.
2003-03-02 02:46:53 AM  
I get the distinct feeling Ku_No either had some type of manager walk in, or a customer. Depending.
2003-03-02 02:47:30 AM  
Nevermind. Curse these post delays.
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