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(eBay)   For sale: Brad Pitt fart in a jar   ( divider line
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25805 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2003 at 12:15 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-27 06:14:54 PM  
Mmmmm...waste of time...
2003-02-27 06:16:47 PM  
If it's got a certificate of authenticity, then it's got to be real, right?


Aww, man.
2003-02-27 06:41:21 PM  
I was thinking to myself "hey. this is pretty funny" but then I realised it wasn't and I was all like "what ever..."
2003-02-27 07:17:15 PM  
I'll bid on it... but only if there's some proof that it's really a fart. Are there any chunks?
2003-02-27 07:20:44 PM  
I'll bid on it... but only if there's some proof that it's really a fart. Are there any chunks?

Nah, I think you gotta just open it up and take a big whiff.
2003-02-27 07:33:29 PM  
Notice it says B. Pitt. Could be Barry Pitt, Brad's gassy cousin.
2003-02-27 07:47:28 PM  
B. Pitt fart in a jar Novelty ONLY

not even mildly amusing, but probably technically legal.

people suck
2003-02-27 08:22:11 PM  
I was thinking to myself "hey. this is pretty funny" but then I realised it wasn't and I was all like "what ever..."
Personally, I was all like 'beep beep beep'
2003-02-27 10:10:13 PM  
If it was real (novelty only = bullshiat) why would you want another human's fart? God knows what array of disease he carries around.
2003-02-28 12:16:48 AM  
Smells like teen spirit to me...
2003-02-28 12:17:43 AM  
Now if it was Elvis....
2003-02-28 12:18:14 AM  
we need to follow up by deeming the first bidder as the ultimate dumbass.
2003-02-28 12:19:02 AM  
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"I Smelled B. Pitt's Fart in a Jar" T-shirt up for bid on Ebay
2003-02-28 12:19:16 AM  
If a celebrity farts in a jar, does he make any noise?
2003-02-28 12:19:17 AM  
I was thinking people have way too much time on their hands to bother putting together stuff like that, than I realized we were wasting more time commenting on it and others were wasting even more time reading these comments and then I thought I better shut up.
2003-02-28 12:19:57 AM  
I'll only bid on a Jennifer Aniston queef.
2003-02-28 12:20:25 AM  
Anyone interested in MY fart in a jar? Very HTF!! 1 oF Akind!!11 LOLLOLLololololol
2003-02-28 12:20:46 AM  
How long will it take before this gets up to 99 billion?

2003-02-28 12:21:26 AM  
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
2003-02-28 12:21:58 AM  
2003-02-28 12:22:59 AM  
/already got one
2003-02-28 12:23:52 AM  
I'm looking for Bradd Pitt sweat in a roll on applicator.
I'm going to give it to Manson as a Hannukah present.
2003-02-28 12:24:35 AM  
fark this .. I am off for a brad pitt (cockney rhyming slang anyone?)
2003-02-28 12:25:23 AM  
I was thinking to myself "hey. this is pretty funny" but then I realised it wasn't and I was all like "what ever..."

Personally, I was all like 'beep beep beep'

Oh my God! And then there was this guy and he goes, "Hey, I got a knife" and I go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
2003-02-28 12:27:04 AM  
But I want to know what he ate before he layed this fart, that makes all the difference in the world! Is it a smelly fart? was it silent? or loud? is the jar sealed well enough to prevent it from going stale?
2003-02-28 12:28:34 AM  
Seeing as how farts are airborne fecal particulates (that's right you're breathing shiat) then if this is real, one might be able to one day extract enough DNA to make your own Brad Pitt.

Oh the horrible glory of it all....

2003-02-28 12:29:14 AM  
If Wil happens to read this... You could make a couple bucks selling your own fartjars.
2003-02-28 12:29:37 AM  
Do Brads farts have a certain odor by which they can be identified?
2003-02-28 12:31:10 AM  
I've got a Filipino's organ in a jar, think I'll sell it on ebay.
2003-02-28 12:32:19 AM  
If they don't pull this auction after pulling the cheeto auction I'd say there is something wrong with eBay.
2003-02-28 12:32:53 AM  
How much do you think I could get for this miraculous appearence of George W. Bush in my toilet?

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2003-02-28 12:33:05 AM  
I've got an organ that a drunken Filipino jarred the other night...wonder how much I can get for that?

2003-02-28 12:34:11 AM  
I can't breathe that; I'm a vegetarian.
2003-02-28 12:34:46 AM  
Qumahlin: Probably a breakfast burrito.
2003-02-28 12:35:32 AM  
For sale: Brad Pitt fart in a jar

Good news everybody- I just got off the phone with my travel agent, and that one-way ticket to hell we were asking about is available after all! In fact- she said it's already booked for us! Isn't that great?

2003-02-28 12:36:07 AM  
I would hold on to that toilet man, that's gotta be worth something, lol!
2003-02-28 12:36:17 AM  
Finally, an arena in which I'm every bit as attractive as Brad Pitt.

/smug satisfaction
2003-02-28 12:36:34 AM  
What a coincidence. Talking of celebrity items, I just happen to be selling John Voight's station wagon. It even has the pencil in the glove compartment that he bit on. Compare the teethmarks with his dental records, show your friends that you drive the car that John Voight drove too !

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2003-02-28 12:37:26 AM  
Tell me, how do people find these crazy things through all the legitimate crazy things on eBay?
2003-02-28 12:38:42 AM  
If farts are tiny poo particles, how many would you have to breathe in to inhale an entire turd?

/Life's little mysteries
2003-02-28 12:40:02 AM  
Implosion_Theory: Depends if you follow through or not
2003-02-28 12:40:48 AM  
Novelty only. As opposed to... using it as a cooking ingredient, I suppose...
2003-02-28 12:41:56 AM  
Fart! Hope that worked...
2003-02-28 12:42:58 AM  
You Farters disturb me.
2003-02-28 12:43:14 AM  
Ugh, it didn't...

Click here instead.
2003-02-28 12:43:23 AM  
Now I want to see the King of Town eat this one.

I think a new cliche is in order: every time an item disappears from Ebay, it's the KoT's fault.
2003-02-28 12:45:55 AM  
2003-02-28 12:47:26 AM  
Was it a wet fart? Like one of those lumpy ones? If it was you can sell it as gravy or a soup base? Just curious...

What if it was his DNA? What if my concubine bought it and used it for child material. Would we be able to sue for child support? How a part in a movie? Inquirers want to know.
2003-02-28 12:48:14 AM  
Hmmmm, methinks my HTML priveleges have been revoked.
2003-02-28 12:51:31 AM  
If there is a real Brad Pitt fart in that jar then they got the best part of him.
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