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(Straits Times)   Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick to separate; and here we thought their relationship was stable   (straitstimes.com) divider line
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21052 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Jul 2009 at 5:07 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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NuclearSmegma [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 4:19:39 PM  
I see what you did there subby.
 
Kyosuke
2009-07-24 4:30:15 PM  
I'd ride her.
 
Ingaba [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 4:31:54 PM  
Giddy up.

+1 subster
 
zedster [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 4:37:27 PM  
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she just needs some cosmetic surgery
 
Zenken13
2009-07-24 4:53:42 PM  
Perfect. Srsly.

Here's a cookie.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 4:54:59 PM  
Hay now, Subby.

/+1
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 4:59:45 PM  
Here's a sugar cube Mr. Subby
+1
 
labman [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2009-07-24 5:03:15 PM  
I laughed
 
Solid State Vittles
2009-07-24 5:08:42 PM  
Why the long faces?
 
C. Hines
2009-07-24 5:09:46 PM  
I'd still hit it. With my spurs on.
 
Toy_Cop
2009-07-24 5:10:18 PM  
I guess Matthew Broderick has to find a new way to get to work now.
 
Pechorin
2009-07-24 5:10:36 PM  
So am I the only one who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse?
 
wow
2009-07-24 5:10:50 PM  
awesome headline subby!
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-07-24 5:10:54 PM  
Why do you people rag on that woman she is bright purty and has 4 legs not to mention her great teef and awesome stride
/Going for a 2/10 on this one
 
Foaming
2009-07-24 5:10:57 PM  
Dam, that's too bad.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:10:57 PM  
Would I hit it?

Neigh.
 
andrewskdr
2009-07-24 5:10:58 PM  
My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.
 
cleveralthere
2009-07-24 5:11:00 PM  
*snert*

well played subby

/still think shes hot
//would hit
 
ironrat
2009-07-24 5:11:38 PM  
I thought she was hot when she was in square pegs
 
superoogie
2009-07-24 5:11:49 PM  
HORSE FACE

/What?
 
tedbundee
2009-07-24 5:12:04 PM  
When SJP was asked if she was sad, she replied: neigh
 
TheyCallThisWork
2009-07-24 5:12:11 PM  
I'll guess he'll be getting back with Sloane Peterson, then?
 
stephen74
2009-07-24 5:12:20 PM  

andrewskdr: My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.


Just sit her down in front of the first season of Mr. Ed. Then follow up with the first season of Sex and the City. See if she can tell the difference.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2009-07-24 5:12:29 PM  
Broderick wants to stay in Manhattan but Parker wants to move herself and the couple's children to Brooklyn.

I figured she'd want to live in Philly...
 
Uzzah [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:12:59 PM  

andrewskdr: My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.


You missed the joke. It's Matthew Broderick that people think looks like a horse. Big teeth or something, I don't know.
 
Bf+
2009-07-24 5:13:17 PM  
Her happiness was her mane priority, which is bound to stirrup trouble.
 
mralphabet
2009-07-24 5:13:21 PM  

MaxxLarge: Would I hit it?

Neigh.


I'll have a horse coke.

Is horse pepsi OK?

Neigh.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:13:39 PM  
From now on Sarah will likely be saddled with a victim image.
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:14:01 PM  
There's also that one about Camilla Parker Bowles, don't forget. Also, sometimes Hilary Swank.

/been here too long, or just high standards?
 
rrost123
2009-07-24 5:14:06 PM  

Ponzholio: Broderick wants to stay in Manhattan but Parker wants to move herself and the couple's children to Brooklyn.

I figured she'd want to live in Philly...


and i would have guessed Oklahoma or Texas... doesnt seem like there would be much use for a horse in brooklyn
 
Vertically Challenged
2009-07-24 5:14:14 PM  
Excellent Subby! +1

Here's a carrot.
 
gorgor
2009-07-24 5:14:24 PM  
Hi
http://tinyurl.com/ls9lh5
(copy and paste)
 
sldmsn
2009-07-24 5:14:49 PM  
damn..and they just bought the babies...
 
Second Try
2009-07-24 5:15:01 PM  
Maybe he can get back to be the sausage king of chicago?
 
DysphoricMania
2009-07-24 5:15:06 PM  
Explains the long face...
 
wet_dream
2009-07-24 5:15:09 PM  
[image from city.com too old to be available]

there are some things I think, I would just ranther not know...
 
Fritriac
2009-07-24 5:15:19 PM  
Thumbs up for subby. Otherwise - who cares...

/SJP is a bag of farking antlers
//nickers
///leaves
 
jdisse
2009-07-24 5:15:19 PM  
Broderick is looking pretty long in the tooth.
 
FARK_JOSH
2009-07-24 5:15:34 PM  
I'm laughing so much I'm HORSE!!!!!!

/ducks
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2009-07-24 5:15:34 PM  
SJP may have faded somewhat since Flight of the Navigator, but is still hittable.
 
slatterie [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:15:55 PM  
another fine example of "Hey our marriage is in trouble! Lets have a baby (or 2) and everything will be alright!"
 
rocinante721
2009-07-24 5:16:01 PM  
I just hope Broderick finds another relationship that matches up to the glory whole marriages should aspire to
 
findthefish [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:16:11 PM  
He needs to get back together with Sloan
 
bluesbox
2009-07-24 5:16:18 PM  
Mr. Broderick, you may assent to this divorce decree by replying in the affirmative. Ms. Parker, you may stamp your hoof once for "yes" and twice for "no".
 
TheyCallThisWork
2009-07-24 5:16:41 PM  

gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/ls9lh5
(copy and paste)


Total let down, Mr. Gorgor. What have these mods done to you?
 
fritopendejo
2009-07-24 5:16:52 PM  
Okay, okay. That's enough. Let's rein in all these bad puns.
 
Bf+
2009-07-24 5:17:06 PM  

Fritriac: Thumbs up for subby. Otherwise - who hoof farking cares...


FIFH
 
H_is_for_Heretic
2009-07-24 5:17:26 PM  
Probably the only movie star that just enrages me- she's less attractive than an average person, but is always cast as the sexy hot female lead- is it a really long running joke?

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TheShavingofOccam123
2009-07-24 5:17:40 PM  
Well, he is gay you know...

He shared a dressing room with Nathan Lane. Ernie Sabella would stop by after the matinee. The sounds that emanated from that tiny hot room.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2009-07-24 5:17:52 PM  
There's a lot of unbridled emotion in this thread.
 
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