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2003-02-25 12:00:17 PM  
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What? No! My house!
2003-02-25 12:00:38 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen...

I present to you a Darwin Award 2003 candidate.
2003-02-25 12:00:38 PM  
Commando flashbacks
2003-02-25 12:00:41 PM  
Just another reason not to live near the airport.
2003-02-25 12:00:55 PM  
That's was Saddam's war advisor I think.
2003-02-25 12:01:04 PM  
God help me, but the first thing I did when I saw this headline was giggle.
2003-02-25 12:01:15 PM  
This is nothing unusual. I hear about chunks of frozen sh!t falling out of planes every day.
2003-02-25 12:02:48 PM  
It's raining men,
hallelujiah, it's raining men.

2003-02-25 12:02:50 PM  
Do you think he was dead before he fell out?
2003-02-25 12:03:38 PM  
Obviously this guy was boycotting France's airlines. Hey, "Air Freedom" kinda has a ring to it.
2003-02-25 12:03:49 PM  
No, but he certainly was after he landed.
2003-02-25 12:04:31 PM  
Man that sucks! Its bad enough you fall out of a plane, but you land in PARIS...ugh
2003-02-25 12:05:43 PM  
2003-02-25 12:05:53 PM  
MAN that would suck.
2003-02-25 12:06:47 PM  
Puckhead, I just laughed out loud while on the phone with a client.

You hilarious bastard, you.
2003-02-25 12:07:14 PM  
This is what happens when you fall asleep at the wheel.
2003-02-25 12:07:59 PM  
Sure, they can supposedly stop people from hiding bombs on planes, but they can't stop them from hiding people on them?

Airport security surrenders. Completely.
2003-02-25 12:08:57 PM  
Good one, Puckhead...

Talk about feeling like you woke up on the wrong side of bed! Go downstairs to get your first cup o' joe and find some dead person that crashed thru the ceiling of your house...
2003-02-25 12:09:03 PM  
He was on his way to pick up $65 million too.

Hopefully some kind soul in the USA will help his descendents get their inheritance.
2003-02-25 12:09:14 PM  
I hate to say it, but he is better off than if he had landed in Paris. Since he was not raised as a surrender monkey, he would not have fit in.
2003-02-25 12:10:27 PM  
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2003-02-25 12:10:45 PM  
Maybe he was thrown out by Nicholas Cage to warn the Feds as to the diabolical plans of the Frenchies on board.

BTW, he was most likely dead before the landing gear opened. The temperature changes in that compartment are incredible, and I think he forgot to bring his parka with him.
2003-02-25 12:11:47 PM  
Anyone that hides in the landing gear must be brave (a little crazy too). France is no place for a brave man.
2003-02-25 12:12:09 PM  
In other news, DB Cooper found in France...
2003-02-25 12:12:35 PM  
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2003-02-25 12:12:36 PM  
I see London, I see France, I see a flying black man's underpants

/open 24 hours
2003-02-25 12:13:40 PM  
How bad do you need to get out of your own country to stowaway in the landing gear of a jetliner??

Life must REALLY suck in some places...
2003-02-25 12:13:41 PM  
New SuperSaver fares!
2003-02-25 12:15:24 PM  
Didn't something like this happen less than a month ago?

And I believe it was France last time as well. I mean, who wants to go to France of all places?
2003-02-25 12:16:02 PM  
Economy class?
2003-02-25 12:16:45 PM  
Guns don't kill people,
Gravity kills people.
2003-02-25 12:18:20 PM  
<em>02-25-03 12:07:14 PM SofaKing
This is what happens when you fall asleep at the wheel.</em>
</insert sound of rimshot>
2003-02-25 12:18:29 PM  
Did he have a note to U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin written on his shirt?
2003-02-25 12:19:16 PM  
Hey Charles, whatchu gonna' open up on the next person who says 'France surrenders'?

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That's what I thought!
2003-02-25 12:19:20 PM  
I think GWB is behind this. If you don't join us in the war on Iraq, we will begin dropping people on your homes!
2003-02-25 12:22:29 PM  
Ecomomy, seating for one now available!
2003-02-25 12:22:49 PM  
Its not the fall that hurts, its the abrupt stop.
2003-02-25 12:25:50 PM  
This guy was dead long before they got to Paris. At 40,000 ft you have about 10 seconds before losing consciousness. Then your brain and lungs start leaking like a faucet.
2003-02-25 12:26:05 PM  
Actually it's Ross Perot's fault...
2003-02-25 12:26:14 PM  
Woo-hoo! More inane France bashing.

You know what I hate? That Blondie song where she sings..in French! I think Ashcroft should ban that song

/works self up into blind rage
2003-02-25 12:26:17 PM  
He probably froze to death. It gets pretty damn cold up there.
2003-02-25 12:26:59 PM  
It was Col. Mustard in the conservatory w/ a plane

/obligatory Clue Reference
2003-02-25 12:27:52 PM  
Anybody remember the Louis XIV scene from 'History of the World?' "PULL!!!"

Just a thought.
2003-02-25 12:27:53 PM  
It's Bush's fault!
2003-02-25 12:28:34 PM  
"Honey, there's another dead African on the roof, call the gutter guy."
2003-02-25 12:28:38 PM  
Why don't they shoot the landing gear with a flame thrower before take-offs to get those parasites off?
2003-02-25 12:28:46 PM  
he must have realized the plane was going to France and decided death was better.
2003-02-25 12:31:04 PM  
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2003-02-25 12:32:01 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't just the frogs trying out their new air to surface missles?
2003-02-25 12:37:05 PM  
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