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(The Earth Times)   Swiss say illegal medicines imports nearly double. If only there were some sort of analogy involving food, maybe a cheese, to descibe their border crossings   ( divider line
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2009-07-16 01:40:04 PM  
Not a bunch of cheesy jokes. I Camembert it.
2009-07-16 01:49:06 PM  
American Cheese?

I mean our borders are wide open, and it is a type of cheese.
2009-07-16 02:00:12 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Not a bunch of cheesy jokes. I Camembert it.

Yeah you can, it's Gouda for you.
2009-07-16 03:04:03 PM  
German Cheddars are great for border security.
2009-07-16 03:07:58 PM  
Sharp headline, subby
2009-07-16 03:28:51 PM  
Have to go now, BrieRB.
2009-07-16 05:00:46 PM  
this thread is going to stink
2009-07-16 05:02:10 PM  
You gotta be sharp to catch some of these puns.
2009-07-16 05:02:50 PM  
Wow, that reference came out of the bleu.
2009-07-16 05:03:44 PM  
Havarti har har!
2009-07-16 05:03:57 PM  
Damn Immigrants! The Took our jebs!!
2009-07-16 05:04:20 PM  
If subby thinks illegal pharmaceuticals is a problem that is Swiss by trait, they need to crawl out Frumunda the rock once in a while
2009-07-16 05:04:24 PM  
They're smuggling across the border on stilts?

They're riding across the border on their horses, blowing their hunting horns and shouting "tallegio!" ?
2009-07-16 05:05:31 PM  
It looks like the Swiss havarti a real muenster of a problem.
2009-07-16 05:05:37 PM  
You gouda left out the cheese part and we still would have laughed.
2009-07-16 05:07:46 PM  
Nice headline subby.
2009-07-16 05:08:19 PM  
All these stupid puns are making my blood curdle.

But I fear there are Stilltons of puns to be made...
2009-07-16 05:10:33 PM  
No whey.
2009-07-16 05:10:39 PM  
goat penis cheese?
2009-07-16 05:10:53 PM  
2009-07-16 05:12:08 PM  
gouda here... seriously?
2009-07-16 05:12:43 PM  
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/there ya go.
//hot hot hot
2009-07-16 05:12:53 PM  
ED meds, "slimming products" and "muscle enhancers" -- is the Tour de France in the Alps already?
2009-07-16 05:15:25 PM  
This is the cheesiest Fark thread I've seen all year.
2009-07-16 05:17:32 PM  
What kind of a muenster would illegaly carry medicine across the borden like that? I'm feta'p of hearing about this.
2009-07-16 05:18:10 PM  
Really, a lot of these puns are pretty Stiltoned.
2009-07-16 05:20:27 PM  
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2009-07-16 05:21:10 PM  
Illegal cheese?
Casu Marzu(pops)
2009-07-16 05:24:09 PM  
Another cheeze thread, grate
2009-07-16 05:27:04 PM  
But that's Europes Wang!
(copy and paste)
2009-07-16 05:29:43 PM  
The comments here reflect quite a bit of culture.
2009-07-16 05:30:38 PM  
Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.
2009-07-16 05:32:12 PM  
Gawd Damme, what kind of muenster would be not be fondue of havarti'ing all the time? These do-nothing lawmakers and their rodorik can go roquefort themselves.
2009-07-16 05:36:53 PM  

tedbundee: Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.

No, it proves that we're all too busy making cheese puns.
2009-07-16 05:44:02 PM  

tedbundee: Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.

LOL, Idiots?
I bet you think the headline actually meant to say "describe".

It's d e s c i b e, as in to "un" scibe.
2009-07-16 05:44:25 PM  
Anejo with a blanco chihuahua, can strike a brick on cougar gold by listening with a cup and string. But it takes a real pepperjack in a cottage to muenster up the strength, dorna his coon skin cap, and say this trafficking is nachos, red devil.
2009-07-16 05:47:03 PM  
keith richards is a turophobe.

/as am i
2009-07-16 05:48:53 PM  
Why their border crossings have more holes than... umm... a pegboard?
2009-07-16 05:49:45 PM  
so much more medical debrie
2009-07-16 05:53:47 PM  
2009-07-16 06:06:47 PM  
Red Leicester?
Bel Paese?
Red Windsor?
Norwegian Jarlsberger?
White Stilton?
Danish Blue?
Double Gloucester?
Dorset Blue Vinney?
Pont l'Evêque?
Port Salut?
Carré de l'Est?
Smoked Austrian?
Japanese Sage Derby?
Greek Feta?
Pipo Crem'?
Danish Fynbo?
Czech sheep's milk cheese?
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

"Not much of a Cheese Shop, is it?"
2009-07-16 06:16:28 PM  
Thanx, tinyarena. Came for the Beaver Cheese, leaving satisfied,
2009-07-16 06:49:01 PM  
Approves of this thread:

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/Cheese, Gromit!
2009-07-16 06:49:02 PM  
I don't think we should be rushan to any conclusions from this article. While the Swiss government feels that this is a problem that deserves rubing out, a more mild approach most likely is in order. Those involved are not munsters, after all.
2009-07-16 06:52:28 PM  
Trying too hard, subtard.
2009-07-16 07:20:31 PM  
I tried to get the joke in the headline, but now I just don't give edam.
2009-07-16 08:05:32 PM  
I am swiss wo I am getting a cheesy kick out these replies. No seriously.
2009-07-16 08:27:55 PM  
Wonder what Limburger would say about it.
2009-07-16 08:34:27 PM  

Too Funny. Thanks. Great thread
2009-07-16 08:58:57 PM  
*hugs thread*

I love this thread SO much!
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