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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Made for Fark headline: Lincoln man made up robbery story to explain nudity   ( journalstar.com) divider line
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2009-07-16 11:59:48 AM  
Now I'm just waiting for the same to come out about that guy in Utah who was kidnapped and "forced to drink beer". Somehow I don't think my wife would buy that story.

I'm surprised the kidnappers didn't also force him to sprinkle stripper cleavage glitter all over his crotch.
 
2009-07-16 12:58:54 PM  
He sounds white
 
2009-07-16 01:00:14 PM  
Umm... yeah.
 
2009-07-16 01:02:17 PM  
Was this reported on WKRP?
 
2009-07-16 01:02:52 PM  
Better than that Senator from WKRP.
 
2009-07-16 01:03:32 PM  

flaminio: Was this reported on WKRP?


*SIGH* Beaten again.
 
2009-07-16 01:04:43 PM  
You know, I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me, but without police involvement. In my defense, it was a night of heavy drinking that left me unable to find my clothes. And it was inside my apartment.

At least I *think* it was my apartment.
 
2009-07-16 01:04:47 PM  
Flood said Hamilton really took off his clothes because he was hot.

Man, attractive people get all the perks.
 
2009-07-16 01:04:49 PM  
This sounds like a photoshop contest.
 
2009-07-16 01:05:45 PM  
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What a Lincoln robbery may look like
 
2009-07-16 01:08:09 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/np2dbv
(copy and paste)
 
2009-07-16 01:08:29 PM  
More wacky antics from Naked Man.

Beware the penis.
 
2009-07-16 01:11:56 PM  
[image from 3.bp.blogspot.com too old to be available]
 
2009-07-16 01:14:44 PM  
"They stole my junk!"
 
2009-07-16 01:14:50 PM  
Naked man,
naked man,
please go back to naked land.
 
2009-07-16 01:18:16 PM  
I'd like to think that a wise Latina would have made a better decision than this young man.
 
2009-07-16 01:18:23 PM  
Okay... so am I the only one that has used that same excuse?

/honestly... I'm nude right now.
 
2009-07-16 01:22:05 PM  
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2009-07-16 01:28:08 PM  

MacEnvy: I'm surprised the kidnappers didn't also force him to sprinkle stripper cleavage glitter all over his crotch.


What can I say, these things happen. Seriously though, I had a very upset fiancee over something like that, then we found out that her new body wash had glitter in it.


hick
 
2009-07-16 01:30:20 PM  

hitech_hick: MacEnvy: I'm surprised the kidnappers didn't also force him to sprinkle stripper cleavage glitter all over his crotch.

What can I say, these things happen. Seriously though, I had a very upset fiancee over something like that, then we found out that her new body wash had glitter in it.


hick


Ummm. I'm not even going to tell you what's wrong with that last post.

But I would like to know this: Does the lace on her bra & panties chafe?
 
2009-07-16 01:36:34 PM  

hitech_hick: MacEnvy: I'm surprised the kidnappers didn't also force him to sprinkle stripper cleavage glitter all over his crotch.

What can I say, these things happen. Seriously though, I had a very upset fiancee over something like that, then we found out that her new body wash had glitter in it.


hick


I'm sorry, we're gonna need photographic evidence of this.

/of the fiancee, of corse.
 
2009-07-16 01:46:56 PM  

hitech_hick: MacEnvy: I'm surprised the kidnappers didn't also force him to sprinkle stripper cleavage glitter all over his crotch.

What can I say, these things happen. Seriously though, I had a very upset fiancee over something like that, then we found out that her new body wash had glitter in it.


hick


Interesting. If I had a fiancee that was mad over such a small thing, she wouldn't be my fiancee for long. Seeing that you wrote "had a", I'm guessing the same for you.
 
2009-07-16 02:29:21 PM  
Was he a good old man? Did he jump out a window with something in his hand?
 
2009-07-16 02:34:46 PM  
The real irony is that if he left his clothing behind for an hour in a public place, chances are he couldnt find it because someone took them.

/free clothes for some homeless guy
//technically theft, but really salvage
 
2009-07-16 02:41:12 PM  

Great Justice: The real irony is that if he left his clothing behind for an hour in a public place, chances are he couldnt find it because someone took them.

/free clothes for some homeless guy
//technically theft, but really salvage


For every door that closes, a window opens.
 
2009-07-16 02:57:30 PM  

Great Justice: The real irony is that if he left his clothing behind for an hour in a public place, chances are he couldnt find it because someone took them.

/free clothes for some homeless guy
//technically theft, but really salvage


Wilderness park is full of hobo's, at least that what my boyfriend told me, and that's why we never went there.
 
2009-07-16 03:37:35 PM  
Wilderness Park is full of hobos and damn dirty mountain bikers.
 
2009-07-16 03:55:49 PM  
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If he was nude, where did he put the gun? Do I even want to know?
 
2009-07-16 07:19:06 PM  
"If he was nude, where did he put the gun?"

Ask Captain Jack Harkness, he knows the answer...

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