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(Aftenposten.no)   Moose slips sink Mazdas   ( aftenposten.no) divider line
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2003-02-24 12:19:07 PM  
A moose once bit my sister...
2003-02-24 12:20:17 PM  
Moose wear slips?
2003-02-24 12:20:57 PM  
That happens all the time too.
2003-02-24 12:21:47 PM  
I don't believe this story one bit...
2003-02-24 12:21:59 PM  
The moose, a female weighing some 350 kilos (770 pounds) - sure this didnt happen in the USA???
2003-02-24 12:22:25 PM  
"A leisurely Sunday drive came to an abrupt halt for a couple in southern Norway over the weekend, when a fully grown moose suddenly landed on the roof of their car."

Or at least that's what the couple, Boris and Natasha, told police.

[image from popmatters.com too old to be available]

2003-02-24 12:23:37 PM  
pure stool...
2003-02-24 12:23:48 PM  
Damn...try saying that headline three times fast.
2003-02-24 12:24:57 PM  
I wonder what the guys at the local Moose Lodge have to say about this story...
2003-02-24 12:25:47 PM  
Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose, yyuuuppp, that's me!
2003-02-24 12:25:59 PM  
If I were a female moose, I'd be trying to end it all too, have you ever seen moose dingus?
2003-02-24 12:26:27 PM  
Holy shiat! That would have been a sight to see. I wish there was footage of it. All of the moose I've ever encountered were huge. These people are lucky they weren't crushed.
2003-02-24 12:26:33 PM  
This reminds me of the article about the Austrian couple and the cow that fell off of the cliff...
2003-02-24 12:27:33 PM  
Slightly off topic: anyone here ever been to a Roadkill Cafe and actually ordered the Moose Balls? At $500 a pair, I'm kind of curious as to how they really taste.
2003-02-24 12:28:16 PM  
Must of been one of those French Moose...bastards are everywhere since they disbanded the Royal Canadian Moose Mounties

/obscure Bloom County joke
2003-02-24 12:29:06 PM  
They should have paid attention to the sign.
[image from gribblenation.com too old to be available]
2003-02-24 12:30:55 PM  
"Hey Rocky, watch this! I saw this last night on Jackass!"
2003-02-24 12:31:44 PM  
Madcharlie: If they are chocolate and salty, they're not half bad.
2003-02-24 12:34:02 PM  
Puppies thrive after woman nursed them
read that article on the right of the page WITH A PICTURE!!!!
Damn Swedes'll do anything!
2003-02-24 12:35:32 PM  
OH HELL, Norway! close enuff..
2003-02-24 12:36:50 PM  
What a slow news day for a Monday!!
2003-02-24 12:36:50 PM  
Drunken moose alert in southern Norway

Now, c'mon, everymoose knows drinking and flying don't mix.
2003-02-24 12:37:07 PM  
Fristed Paost with a Monty Python reference... sniffle... that was beautiful.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
2003-02-24 12:39:42 PM  
Bull winkle pic in 4,3,2....
2003-02-24 12:40:15 PM  
Nice headline. In reference to "loose lips sink ships" from WW2, eh?
2003-02-24 12:40:28 PM  
mynd yoo, m00se bites kaan be preti nasti...
2003-02-24 12:41:12 PM  
I had a flying nun land on my Ford once....
2003-02-24 12:41:57 PM  
Moose bites can be quite nasty, you know.
2003-02-24 12:47:41 PM  
It's raining moose, halellujah, it's raining moose...amen!
2003-02-24 12:51:30 PM  
Isn't this a repeat from, like, 2 months ago?

Oh well. Awesome headline.
2003-02-24 12:52:16 PM  
350 Kg x 100 Km/Hr = Moose Burgers for everyone. I don't see how a mazda withstood such a top-down impact. Who cares, let's eat!
2003-02-24 01:03:40 PM  
This'll give the Honda Civic a run for "safest car in it's class". After all, the Civic just had a person bounce on it.

On another note, the Farkers responsible for the comments above have been sacked.

The remaining comments were produced at great expense and at the last minute

2003-02-24 01:04:09 PM  
PETA sends delegation to Norway to stop Moose killing Mazdas. Throwing red paint all over them.

Later PETA inaugurates "Mother Theresa" award to lady who breast feeds puppies.
2003-02-24 01:08:17 PM  

Must be some nepotism going on at FARK, for link submissions.
2003-02-24 01:09:35 PM  
I just cancelled my planned motorcycle vacation in Norway.
2003-02-24 01:25:19 PM  
Artmeryln--nno, no, you just gotta be a TotalFarker
2003-02-24 01:36:13 PM  
Lseelba, wrong sign. What they need is a "Falling Moose Zone."
2003-02-24 01:42:51 PM  
loose lips sink ships
2003-02-24 01:46:42 PM  

where are the 50 peruvian llamas?
2003-02-24 01:49:03 PM  
Brilliant headline. *applauds*
2003-02-24 02:01:27 PM  
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
2003-02-24 02:25:10 PM  
is moose lips anything like camel toe?
2003-02-24 02:27:42 PM  
Excellent headline. Average story.
2003-02-24 02:33:03 PM  
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
2003-02-24 02:34:17 PM  
Crap! someone beat me to it. I say someone should post some Space Moose.
2003-02-24 03:07:17 PM  

Every time i saw that word, Heinekin flashed in my mind.....i think i might need to goto AA
2003-02-24 03:15:58 PM  
I have a bumper sticker from NH that says: "Break for Moose, It can save your life"
2003-02-24 03:34:24 PM  
did anyone else see any of the other linked moose articles? Drunken moose warning?????
2003-02-24 04:10:57 PM  
mmm...roadkill bullwinkle stew, my favorite!!
2003-02-24 04:30:33 PM  
I was driving in northern Utah one time, and there was a moose standing by the side of the road, not looking like it was going to move for a while. My wife goes "SLOW DOWN!!!! THAT MOOSE IS GOING TO HIT US!!!" To keep the peace, I slowed down. Darn good thing I did, because the moose chose that very moment to turn and run across the road. My story has always been that the moose wouldn't have run across the road if I hadn't slowed down. Those things are huge, all we could see was the moose's legs as it ran in front of the car.
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