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(Pravda)   Earth formed after collision with twin planet   ( divider line
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2003-02-24 11:25:16 AM  
*hugs bible*
2003-02-24 11:35:14 AM  
Yes, the other planet was Star Jones.
2003-02-24 12:36:42 PM  
I'd like to collide...with the Olson twins...
2003-02-24 01:08:37 PM  
I thought it was through a joint collaboration of Jesus, grey aliens, and reverse vampires
2003-02-24 01:09:17 PM  
2003-02-24 01:09:27 PM  
Silly scientists with their "hypotheses" and "logic". When will they just accept the fact that the earth was created out of nothingness and resides on the back of four giant elephants?
2003-02-24 01:09:59 PM  
its turtles man, not elephants. i hate elephants.
2003-02-24 01:10:34 PM  
Like a culmination of a large firework...

Yes, exactly.
2003-02-24 01:10:58 PM  
No, no, no - the elephants ride on the back of an even bigger turtle.
2003-02-24 01:11:25 PM  
The turtle moves...
2003-02-24 01:11:26 PM  
ohhh... indeed... i still hate them.
2003-02-24 01:11:54 PM  
blah blah blah
2003-02-24 01:12:00 PM  
But what about the pudding... they totally left out the part about the pudding...
2003-02-24 01:12:24 PM  
What they didn't tell you is that the twin planet, Nibiru, spun off on a very long elliptical orbit and is slated to swing around again sometime in Spring of 2003, bringing havoc and natural disasters to the entire planet and the return of the Nefilim giants who will enslave the surviving humans for work in their mines.

Just kidding. :-P
2003-02-24 01:12:50 PM  
As someone whos done a little studying on the subject, i can tell you that this theory is highly suspect.
2003-02-24 01:12:55 PM  
And it's turtles all the way down.
2003-02-24 01:13:45 PM  
2003-02-24 01:13:46 PM  
I think it was probably left in the SEP field.
2003-02-24 01:14:07 PM  
The Moon is in a "captured" orbit. It rotates on it's axis once per each revolution. This only happens if an object almost achieves escape velocity away from the object attracting it. Their theory is flawed and doesn't account for the Moon's unique rotational properties. If the Moon formed from Earth collision, where is the water it should have? QED...Bite ME.
2003-02-24 01:14:41 PM  
DerechoSCK: GIS "pudding":
2003-02-24 01:14:57 PM  
Yeah, this is *so much more* believable and provable than biblical answers.
2003-02-24 01:15:13 PM  
2003-02-24 01:15:14 PM  
Over / under on when Bevets' makes his appearance?
2003-02-24 01:15:15 PM  
Pravda has the most interesting "news," usually refreshingly clear of all the "facts." How could we know what the moon is made of? We've never been there!

2003-02-24 01:16:06 PM  
Of course it was. The two planets were Zyra and Belus.
/obscure movie reference
2003-02-24 01:16:10 PM  

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2003-02-24 01:16:24 PM  
I'd like to collide with Uranus.
2003-02-24 01:16:36 PM  
Anyone see that '70's british movie "Far side of the sun"? I think it was called "Doppleganger",also.
2003-02-24 01:17:51 PM  
Somebody Else's Problem?
2003-02-24 01:18:07 PM  

watch out dude... she's a diva
2003-02-24 01:18:14 PM  
I collided with a twin once.... or was it her twin?

/ Actually, I got nuthin'
2003-02-24 01:18:15 PM  
Doesn't this seem to sugest that we should have rings around the earth like saturn?
2003-02-24 01:18:56 PM  
I asked my Bible where the earth came from and all it did was stare back at me all smug and warm in it's genuine Moroccan leather finery ...
2003-02-24 01:19:01 PM  
What about Ouranos, Zeus, and that lot?
2003-02-24 01:20:32 PM  
InternetSecurityGuard, I'll see your movie reference, and raise you a television show reference: It was either "When Worlds Collide" or "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".
2003-02-24 01:20:34 PM  
NO! It was created 5,000 years ago.....

2003-02-24 01:20:41 PM  
Phong3d: Dude... that's Whipped Topping...
2003-02-24 01:21:55 PM  

No way fat man!

/obscure movie references that have nothing to do with the topic

5 cookies to whomever can ID the reference.
2003-02-24 01:22:00 PM  
Ah... you make a good point K-Funk...
But, what about the rings around Uranus?

(sorry... couldn't resist)
2003-02-24 01:22:26 PM  
DerechoSCK: It's also a floor wax!
2003-02-24 01:24:20 PM  
It's a floor wax AND a desert topping!
2003-02-24 01:24:33 PM  
Tadpole: The theory goes that any water trapped in the Earth rocks was vaporized by the impact.
2003-02-24 01:26:18 PM  
that doesn't make any'd be a quad-polar and wouldn't be circular (not really....due to the explosion) book says God created it by HIS Voice....

flame on. :-/
2003-02-24 01:26:23 PM  
ummm...dessert, that is
2003-02-24 01:27:16 PM  
Earth was not created by anything or anybody. I t was not created at all.
2003-02-24 01:27:27 PM  
That was my first thought too, SuburbanCowboy.

They've proven the existance of Bizarro World now?
2003-02-24 01:27:55 PM  
2003-02-24 01:28:12 PM  
Beefmoney: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
2003-02-24 01:28:51 PM  
But I know it's the truth, b/c that's the name of the paper, and that means it can't be wrong!
2003-02-24 01:28:52 PM  
Phong3d: "When Worlds Collide". It's good to see someone still knows about sci-fi before Star Trek.
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