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(MSNBC) Weeners Here's a few good reasons for Farkettes to watch sports (safe for work)   ( espn.go.com) divider line
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2003-02-21 09:52:58 PM  
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"What about me?"
2003-02-21 09:54:35 PM  
Not a looker in the bunch.
I like dorks/nerds/angsty artist types.
2003-02-21 09:55:59 PM  
There is no way in hell I would waste my time watching professional sports on TV to see some man-ass. Holy shiat I barely have enough time pimpin' myself out in this place.
2003-02-21 09:57:30 PM  
I'm with you, Darkhairedgirl. Not a single looker in the bunch. Their necks are all bigger than their heads.

Engineers are the best, strip off the glasses and get them away from those pocket protectors and.... yummy!
2003-02-21 09:58:11 PM  
Here are my picks for hot weeners... from my
2003-02-21 09:59:35 PM  
So what they can play sports?!

Isn't there a saying that goes along the lines of "what they lack in one department, they make up in another?"

There athletic abilites makes me wonder what they are lacking in...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Just a thought, some are easy on the eyes, just have a feeling they might be dissapointing the the weener department.

Peace and prayers to the 95 people lost at the Great White show.
2003-02-21 09:59:41 PM  
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2003-02-21 10:00:24 PM  
I can see most of them. But NOT Ray Allen, or Eddie George.
2003-02-21 10:00:43 PM  
Femme, who's the first guy on your list? He's interesting looking to say the least. mmmmm...Cusak!
2003-02-21 10:01:47 PM  
What? No Mo Vaughn?
2003-02-21 10:03:42 PM  
I encourage all farkettes who express their preference for geeks to drop me a line.
2003-02-21 10:06:13 PM  
There are some girls at my school who would be very pissed off that Michael Owen is not on that list.
2003-02-21 10:09:07 PM  
How can Tiki be on that list but not Ronde? They're identical twins... I'm confused...
2003-02-21 10:12:51 PM  
Tiki makes more bling.
2003-02-21 10:15:39 PM  
Hey darkhairedgirl, I'm a nerd, dork, (occasionally) angsty artist. :D

Is my imagination or do these "Hottest men in sports" look several rungs down the evolutionary latter than most people.
2003-02-21 10:16:38 PM  
I encourage all farkettes who express their preference for geeks to drop me a line.

Yeah, that post by Darkhairedgirl got me intrigued, but seeing it followed up by two more just like it, I have to start wondering if the farkettes are just, well, farking with us.

It's not nice to play with a geek's emotions. We're sensitive.
2003-02-21 10:18:44 PM  
At least i know my computer loves me.

2003-02-21 10:21:00 PM  
Couldn't help but notice that there's no defensive linemen on that list. A-Rod is probably winning because of that $250million contract.
2003-02-21 10:28:10 PM  
I have lot's of experience with women messing with me, trust me they are!!!!

womin r evil.
2003-02-21 10:33:49 PM  
Girls like geeks.

Geeks who look like Brad Pitt.

2003-02-21 10:42:21 PM  
I've known a few girls who really do like geeks. I think it depends upon how geek. Some geeks are just too geek in appearance/social skills. I'm kind of mostly geek in appearance, and apparently appeal to some. :) Different girls, different tastes.
2003-02-21 10:43:58 PM  
Geeks are good ....
2003-02-21 10:45:16 PM  
Feh. Jock faces. How utterly useless.
2003-02-21 10:47:37 PM  
My, that came out sounding a bit egotistical, didn't it? Oops.. didn't mean it that way.
2003-02-21 10:48:01 PM  
2003-02-21 10:49:56 PM  
Mme. Mersault:
Geeks grease my crease.

That is, perhaps, the sexiest thing I have ever read...
2003-02-21 11:05:26 PM  
That was utterly dissapointing. That's the best sports has to offer? No wonder no one likes to watch it.
2003-02-21 11:07:29 PM  
And also I think Beck is hot
2003-02-21 11:07:54 PM  
Pretty boys.

2003-02-21 11:15:09 PM  
I'd rather see more pictures like this...

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Now there's a reason to watch sports. Damn uniforms.
2003-02-21 11:22:24 PM  
Okay--what dumbass picked those guys and those pictures? All I can say is 'lame.'
2003-02-21 11:39:07 PM  
Yeah. . I had to vote for Landon Donovan. bleh. Only soccer guy up there.
2003-02-21 11:41:07 PM  
Uh...what a disappointing link.
2003-02-21 11:47:10 PM  
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That's the kind of sugar Sweater Girl likes.
2003-02-21 11:57:27 PM  
Me no see weeners.
2003-02-22 12:10:15 AM  
hence the SFW tag?
2003-02-22 12:11:38 AM  
Hey Sweater Girl how about some Legolas? :)
2003-02-22 12:11:58 AM  
I wonder which one has the biggest schlong.

No, wait, I don't wonder that at all...
2003-02-22 12:13:27 AM  
This is my first attempt at HTML in a post:

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This has to be a joke.
2003-02-22 12:20:32 AM  
Takogirl>> Are you out there?
Who was that Turkish soccer player you told me about?

Men without necks: Feh.
Did I mention feh feh feddily-feh?


Not whining about the weener link.
Just trying to annoy the 'Feh' person
2003-02-22 12:21:56 AM  
Sorry for yelling like that.

/paddles self
2003-02-22 12:23:37 AM  
No, girls love geeks. Not nerds, but geeks. Nerds obsess over Star Trek (or Star Wars) and play Counterstrike in they rooms all day. Geeks are sexy as hell, and usually good in bed.
See the difference?
For some reason, network specialists are almost always yummy.
2003-02-22 12:26:19 AM  
Now, Ryan Klesko... he's another story. ;)

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2003-02-22 12:28:18 AM  
Archery is a sport, right? Here is a clear winner.
2003-02-22 12:29:00 AM  
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2003-02-22 12:29:13 AM  
Talk about hot sports guys...I went to lunch with my boss today (yeah, he's a hot guy, weight lifter, etc.) but we were at this pizza parlor and they had a 52" screen TV and ESPN was showing some older sports programs, including a World's Strongest Man competition and they were sumo wrestling in just about absolutely nothing. I mean, woo hoo! Bums and everything. Now that was some sport worth watching. Unnaturally bulging muscles. Fun for eye candy.

He is never going to live down taking me there and watching that with me. This is the greatest piece of blackmail ever.
2003-02-22 12:31:14 AM  
what? no mike modano???? well...oscar de la Hoya is there, that's a plus...
2003-02-22 12:32:44 AM  
...nerds are good in bed because all they think about is sex
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2003-02-22 12:33:15 AM  
And Greenbeetle comes through in a pinch! Her swing and style is amazing.
The woman emits 'cool' on and off the field. She is not only one to watch, but one to emulate. One to adore. This woman, my friends...
Is what we all wish to be.

/color commentary

You rock.
2003-02-22 12:37:17 AM  
But what would
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