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81807 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2003 at 10:18 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-21 04:42:30 PM  
***Begin Lousy JFK Impersonation***

Ich Bin Ein BOOBIE!

***End Lousy JFK Impersonation***
2003-02-21 05:39:25 PM  
Ein Boobie? Now that would be odd.
2003-02-21 10:21:25 PM  
Nastassja, mon amour

2003-02-21 10:23:16 PM  
What ever happened to good old german armpits?
2003-02-21 10:23:23 PM  
Ich habe ein boner.
2003-02-21 10:23:45 PM  
To hit or not to hit, that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of insidious blueballs. Or to take legs and part them in pleasure, and by doing so bring relief to our member.

To hit, to fap no more, and by a hit, we end the groin-ache and the thousand natural pains that the man-flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

To hit, to fap no more, perchance to copulate: ay, there's the rub, for in that joining of genitals what joys may come.

When we have shuffled off this moral coil, we must not pause, for there's the rapture that makes calamity of so long a foreplay.

From the play "Hamlet, I'd Hit it".
2003-02-21 10:24:45 PM  
Greasedninja, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. ::wipes a tear::
2003-02-21 10:26:09 PM  
France surrenders
2003-02-21 10:27:20 PM  
Now these are some hot German boobies. I'll take her any day.

Blümchen, aka Jasmin Wagner. Good music (if you like that sort), and hot as hell...
2003-02-21 10:27:52 PM  
whoever posted this link must like pop-up hell....thanks FarkNut
2003-02-21 10:27:57 PM  
Damnit, dropped the link..


Very, very nice...
2003-02-21 10:28:26 PM  
Ich wurde dass schlagen
2003-02-21 10:28:37 PM  

no hits? no photoshops?

2003-02-21 10:29:39 PM  
pics are too small!
2003-02-21 10:30:17 PM  
I don't know about german boobies. That link from a while back that talked about Helga the worlds greatest human toilet really scared me. I'd certainly hit it, but no way in hell would I touch it with anything other than Mr Happy.
2003-02-21 10:30:37 PM  
Ich würde es schlagen.

Translation: I'd hit it.
2003-02-21 10:31:41 PM  
Ich würde es schlagen
2003-02-21 10:32:23 PM  
damn you bryan!!!!
2003-02-21 10:33:00 PM  
Dass is "that." Es is "it." Unless you meant to say...I'd hit that.


weeeeeeeeeeee *poof*
2003-02-21 10:37:04 PM  
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2003-02-21 10:38:08 PM  
aah wunderbar...

Ich habe böse im hose!!!
2003-02-21 10:38:46 PM  
Nice boobies, but popup chaos
2003-02-21 10:40:52 PM  
Ich würde es schlagen! or I'd hit it!
2003-02-21 10:41:28 PM  
Teutonic tits.
2003-02-21 10:45:36 PM  
Well, Bryan868, I was going with what 6 years of studying german taught me (no umlaut, tho. too lazy).... Babelfish is useless! =)
2003-02-21 10:46:36 PM  
The site has good pics
My browser blocks all pop ups
Time to slay kittens

Must hit them all.
2003-02-21 10:46:45 PM  
What i mean to say is, "sure i'm wrong, but close enough"
2003-02-21 10:46:51 PM  
Ja, dass ist gud! Ich bin ein hittin' it!

/crappy German imitation
2003-02-21 10:47:14 PM  
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2003-02-21 10:48:26 PM  
Taken from the book "Scheisse! The REAL German You Were Never Taught in School":

Important words and phrases:

die Brüste
der Busen (bust)
die Titten (duh...tits!)
der Vorbau (soemthing akin to a front porch)
die Möpse (literally, lap-dogs)
dicke Dinger (pretty lewd; literally, fat things)
die Ohren (yes, ears, and you'll see why)

Comments about the breasts:

"Mensh, die Braut hat pralle Möpse!"
- "Man, that chick has a bursting pair of lapdogs!"

"Guck dir die dicken Dinger an. Da möchte man doch ein Knopf an ihren Bluse sein."
- "Look at those big bazongas. I wouldn't mind being a button on her blouse."

die Brustwarzen (literally, "breast warts"; proper, but a pretty ugly-sounding word; whoever came up with this word must not have enjoyed them very much)
die Kirschen (literally, cherries)

Sex haben
- to have sex

miteinander schlafen
- to sleep with one another

mit jemandem ins Bett gehen
- to go to bed with someone

- to fark (*almost* acceptable language these days, but still not quite polite)

- to fark (literally, mating like birds...very old and popular word)

- to fark (originally meant to 'move back and forth' or 'to rub')

- to hump

- the old BJ

- to come

einen hoch kriegen
- to get it up

ein Rohr kriegen
- to get a hard-on (literally, to get a pipe)

(Hell, I could go on all night...there are chapters of this...get the book! Amazon..http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0452272211)

All lovely words and phrases for this case...unless you're a Schwuchtel, in which case...what are you doing in this thread?
2003-02-21 10:48:32 PM  
I rescind my earlier statements. I was tired and grumpy and doped up on Benadryl, and had to listen to my girlfriend feel bad about herself again because she's not as beautiful as she thinks she should be.

So...yes. I'd fark them till they bleed.
2003-02-21 10:50:15 PM  
holy god

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2003-02-21 10:51:15 PM  
Let me rephrase. "She doesn't think she's as beautiful as she thinks she should be." There, that's better.

So...whoever I pissed off with my blanket generalization and other tripe in the last boobies post, please accept my humble apologies.

Now. On to the boobies!
2003-02-21 10:51:49 PM  
Beautiful women. Funny how all the content is in german but the navigation buttons (left side) are in english.
2003-02-21 10:53:35 PM  
Hewe I stand, the Goddess of Desiwe
Set men on fiwe, I have this power
Morning, noon, and night it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing, then a shower

Stage door johnnies constantly suwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest
Who can satisfy their lustful habit
I'm not a wabbit
I need some we-est

I'm tiwed
sick and tiwed of love
I've had my fill of love
Fwom below, and above

Tiwed of being admiwed
Tiwed of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tiwed

I've been with thousands of men, again and again
They pwomise the moon
They'we always coming and going and going and coming
And always too soon

I'm tiwed
Tiwed of pwaying the game
Ain't it a cwying shame
I'm so tiwed

Goddammit, I'm exhausted

(Chorus line)

I'm tiwed
Of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired

I've been with thousands of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Bywon and Shelleys
And jump on your bewwy
And bust your bawwoons (Umf!)

I'm tiwed
Of playing the game
Ain't it a cwying shame
I'm so . .

Let's face it, everything below the waist is kaput!

--Mel Brooks
2003-02-21 11:00:32 PM  
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.

I'd hit it until.... I wasn't hitting it anymore for some reason.


I got nothin'
2003-02-21 11:00:39 PM  
Shouldn't these women be tall, blond, and blue eyed?
2003-02-21 11:04:21 PM  

Mein Fuhrer, my pants are tight!
2003-02-21 11:05:09 PM  
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Mein Fuhrer, my pants are tight!

*take two - smacks self in head*
2003-02-21 11:06:38 PM  
2003-02-21 11:07:39 PM  
Even more NSFW.
2003-02-21 11:11:52 PM  
Excellently selected.

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"Ich würde es schlagen."
2003-02-21 11:14:23 PM  
Boo-freakin' Yah. Yeah, NSFW too.
2003-02-21 11:24:15 PM  
Me too NSFW
2003-02-21 11:31:50 PM  
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2003-02-21 11:35:10 PM  
Sacraficial kitten included.
2003-02-21 11:38:10 PM  
Where's the gas masks and latex suits?
2003-02-21 11:44:09 PM  

Would you like to touch my monkey ?

2003-02-21 11:45:04 PM  
I was really expecting a sausage analogy from at least one of you. 'Tis a shame...
2003-02-21 11:46:09 PM  
They are not German boobies, they are FREEDOM BOOBIES!!!!

/just kidding

Take on the story about a NC restaurant changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries. How original :P
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