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(Some Guy) Boobies Today is Jennifer Love-Hewitt's 24th birthday (safe for work)   ( safesearching.com) divider line
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46219 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2003 at 10:15 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-21 03:47:58 PM  
Tomorrow's my 30th. Yay.
2003-02-21 04:06:31 PM  
God bless her mother.
2003-02-21 04:33:21 PM  
I think I speak for more than myself when I say WHO CARES

damn she is one ugly fark.
2003-02-21 10:17:16 PM  
Holy crap monday is my 24th b-day wonder if I could work that angle with her hmmmmmmm hehe
2003-02-21 10:18:58 PM  
Hey - where did the e-mail pranking thread go???

I was looking forward to reading that!
2003-02-21 10:20:02 PM  
Happy Birthday Jen! Here's your present. It's a face
de-frogging kit.
2003-02-21 10:22:00 PM  
24 spanks for the birthday girl!
2003-02-21 10:22:26 PM  
yeah - i know all you guys wouldn't fook a celebrity no matter how ugly. right. we all believe you, but hey you look really cool talking her down on here.

me? i'd rock her world so hard she would want to get better lookin so I would take off my blindfold next time.
2003-02-21 10:22:28 PM  
Contact Jen? Damn, I almost feel sorry for her.
2003-02-21 10:24:23 PM  
2003-02-21 10:25:27 PM  

What? Wake me up when I care. That's right. Never.
2003-02-21 10:25:46 PM  
Argh_Dammit: How do you know how cool I look?
2003-02-21 10:29:18 PM  
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2003-02-21 10:30:11 PM  
I'd like to see her "Barenaked"
2003-02-21 10:32:24 PM  
i just saw her "music video" on tv.

someone should tell her to stick to pronouncing those cheekbones in neutrogena ads...
2003-02-21 10:33:42 PM  
I'm hitting it right NOW ....
2003-02-21 10:34:15 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

So, Jen, how do plan on spending your big day?
2003-02-21 10:35:51 PM  
Hey, her video has a Dobbshead in it! JLH is a Sub!
2003-02-21 10:36:02 PM  
Oh, you bitter bitter farkers...

I'd hit it.

Then again, there isn't much I wouldn't :p
2003-02-21 10:36:05 PM  
I think her boobs are naturally big, and on a side note, not only would I hit that, I would marry that!!

Whoo hoo
2003-02-21 10:36:05 PM  
I think her boobs are naturally big, and on a side note, not only would I hit that, I would marry that!!

Whoo hoo
2003-02-21 10:47:48 PM  
no you wouldn't, cuz i would hit and marry that first. she is all mine, dammit!
2003-02-21 10:47:52 PM  
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Mmm yea... give her a samich, and it's I'd be in heaven!
2003-02-21 10:54:28 PM  
She makes me feel kinda funny, like when I'd climb the rope in gym class.

2003-02-21 10:57:26 PM  
Ok... so when is she doing the Playboy spread?

She hasn't done anything meaningful in like three years... time for her to show her tits.
2003-02-21 10:57:53 PM  
all of u that make fun of are just jelous, u wish u were her, or u wish u were with her, and she never got inplants. man people believe all the rumors they hear.

2003-02-21 10:58:48 PM  
What a coincidence; today is my un-birthday.
2003-02-21 11:04:03 PM  
Powerse5 I know I am jealous of people who type single letters because they have problems with monosybalic words.
2003-02-21 11:06:43 PM  
no its called lazzzzzzines, and im shocked u know what monosybalic means, good show.
2003-02-21 11:09:49 PM  
What a crappy looking website. What is this, 1996?
2003-02-21 11:15:36 PM  
She seems like such a nice, sweet girl. I really hope she never does a Playboy spread, or anything similar.
2003-02-21 11:24:50 PM  
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2003-02-21 11:35:38 PM  
02-21-03 11:04:03 PM Code_Archeologist
Powerse5 I know I am jealous of people who type single letters because they have problems with monosybalic words.

monosyllabic anyone?

Maybe you should stick to the smaller words yourself, sir. :D
2003-02-21 11:37:21 PM  
As usual, there appears to be a lot of Casonovas here on Fark... Jennifer Love Hewitt is very beautiful in my opinion. Also, that website's messageboard is one of the most depressing things ever.
2003-02-21 11:38:12 PM  
Err, Casanovas, I meant. Anyway, how can anyone say she's ugly? I'd like to see pictures of what constitutes beauty.
2003-02-21 11:43:41 PM  
Hmmm......that's a pretty poor JLH gallery. I'd rather have

[image from kirsten-dunst-pictures.com too old to be available]
2003-02-21 11:45:27 PM  
As usual, there appears to be a lot of Casonovas here on Fark...

[image from ac.wwu.edu too old to be available]

She has a thing for vile and disgusting guys.
2003-02-21 11:50:15 PM  
2003-02-21 11:51:53 PM  
Sunday is my 23rd birthday. and yes it would be hit!
2003-02-21 11:58:19 PM  
I'd engage in sexual intercourse with it!
2003-02-22 12:00:16 AM  
That Family Guy dude is one of the Ballchinions from MIBII, I believe.
2003-02-22 12:02:58 AM  
The only thing more pathetic than a bunch of guys saying how much they want to have sex with JLH is a bunch of guys saying how much they don't want to have sex with JLH.

I never knew people on the internet who spank themselves till they're raw and bleeding had such high standards.
2003-02-22 12:03:42 AM  
She is a goddess

I could only wish for her to have my children
2003-02-22 12:06:58 AM  
I'll wish her happy birthday when she poses topless
2003-02-22 12:07:37 AM  
This is
img.fark.netView Full Size

They've got a farking picture of a
on their fan site.
2003-02-22 12:11:26 AM  
The important question is: How old are her boobies. Why is it no major media is asking this question? The JLH Boobie-age non-controversy is obviously evidence of a real controversy only meant to hide the true age of these fine examples of boobiedom. Those bastards!
2003-02-22 12:12:26 AM  
But will FARK do the same for Wacko Jacko's 45th?!
2003-02-22 12:19:08 AM  
I'd consider hitting it.
2003-02-22 12:19:19 AM  
Streaming Video
We use RealVideo 8 to play my video's because it's the highest quality video I've seen. If you don't have it, get it free here!

I don't like her anymore.
2003-02-22 12:27:07 AM  
Like you wouldn't hit it... (SFW) She's an appalling actress and a forgettable singer, but she is very very hot. Hell, I'm usually in the "I love fat chicks" camp around here, but I would hit it, and leave my DNA at the scene.
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