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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 1:39:09 PM  
Jesus Christ, subby. Don't be a farking idiot. Faithful Muslims only have to make the pilgrimage to Mecca once in their lifetime. Obama was raised there, so he never has to go back at all. That's why he makes such a perfect sleeper.
 
Bored Horde
2009-06-30 1:45:38 PM  
I wonder if he yells ALLAHU ACKBAR every time he casts a line
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 1:48:49 PM  
The plan puts the Obamas in one of America's most diverse resort areas. The enclave of Oaks Bluff has long been a favorite vacation spot for the nation's African-American elite.

Elitist!!!
 
Edsel
2009-06-30 1:49:29 PM  
Great, now it'll be even harder to get good reservations this summer.
 
what_now
2009-06-30 1:49:31 PM  
I hate Martha's Vineyard so hard.

When I was 14 I took a girl scout trip there, and out Girl Scout leader was an absolute biatch the whole time. We had to bike everywhere, and she failed to realize that the Youth Hostel was MILES from the beach, and that food was not provided, so we had to bike to the grocery and then cook it.

All of that would have been ok, if I hadn't taken a header over my bike handles, scraping all the skin off of my face, right shoulder and both knees. Have you ever tried to go into the ocean with recently scraped skin? Hurts like a motherfarker.

So there I was, with my face all farked up, sitting on the beach while my friends played in the water, my biatchy GS leader complaining about having to do physical exercise. And then, my friend Karen got a really bad sunburn, and I called my mom and she drove to the ferry and picked Karen and I up and took us to friendly's.

In conclusion, Martha's Vineyard sucks, and Obama is opening up a childhood trauma for me.

That's it. I'm voting for McCain.
 
40below [TotalFark]
2009-06-30 1:51:24 PM  
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thomps
2009-06-30 1:52:46 PM  

what_now: I hate Martha's Vineyard so hard.

When I was 14 I took a girl scout trip there, and out Girl Scout leader was an absolute biatch the whole time. We had to bike everywhere, and she failed to realize that the Youth Hostel was MILES from the beach, and that food was not provided, so we had to bike to the grocery and then cook it.

All of that would have been ok, if I hadn't taken a header over my bike handles, scraping all the skin off of my face, right shoulder and both knees. Have you ever tried to go into the ocean with recently scraped skin? Hurts like a motherfarker.

So there I was, with my face all farked up, sitting on the beach while my friends played in the water, my biatchy GS leader complaining about having to do physical exercise. And then, my friend Karen got a really bad sunburn, and I called my mom and she drove to the ferry and picked Karen and I up and took us to friendly's.

In conclusion, Martha's Vineyard sucks, and Obama is opening up a childhood trauma for me.

That's it. I'm voting for McCain.


that's weird. i voted for obama because mccain kept reminding me of that time in summer camp when i got put in a cage and poked with sticks.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 1:59:29 PM  
Does the Black Dog even serve his kind?
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2009-06-30 2:00:48 PM  
"In the past, Obama has spent time playing golf with Vernon Jordan, swimming off South Beach, playing basketball ... reading and watching the ferries, and taking the girls for ice cream on Circuit Avenue."

Homoslamist!!1

/+1 headline. I chuckled.
 
Barbigazi [TotalFark]
2009-06-30 2:02:55 PM  
If this f*cks up my plans I am so voting Nader in 2012.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 2:04:51 PM  
The Vineyard is nice, but kind of crowded.
 
Sybarite
2009-06-30 2:20:15 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "In the past, Obama has spent time playing golf with Vernon Jordan, swimming off South Beach, playing basketball ... reading and watching the ferries, and taking the girls for ice cream on Circuit Avenue."

Homoslamist!!1

/+1 headline. I chuckled.



I can't hear or read Vernon Jordan's name without thinking of Tim Meadows' impersonation/song and dance. He may well be the only comedian to have ever impersonated Vernon.

[image from img.snlarc.jt.org too old to be available]
 
albo
2009-06-30 2:42:40 PM  
he's a rich democratic politician.

I believe a vineyard vacation is mandatory.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2009-06-30 2:42:48 PM  
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rotsky [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2009-06-30 3:12:23 PM  

Edsel: Great, now it'll be even harder to get good reservations this summer.


Tell me about it. We'll be there the week of the 19th.
 
Razorwolf
2009-06-30 3:50:13 PM  
You all should be ashamed of yourself. The muslamist rumors are all just neocontard lies to throw you off from looking at the REAL ISSUES! You act like you didn't vote for him or something but he won somehow and it's neocontardnazis that rig the voting, not the librols, or else we'd win every election.

Obama Baracka is the new messiah and has no religion because neocontards are christians and hes not muslamist. He's going to fix this country and turn the economy around in like four hours just like he said he would and all that other stuff too. Those other issues he said he was gonna do also well hes gonna do them too not like mcsame the guy is like 1000 yrs old he cant even pee and he lies and was never a pow.

You neocontards just cant get over that you lost and you got nothin else because Baracka is perfect in every way so you have to imagine hes a muslamist not that theres anything wrong with that but who cares? YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

O and your all stupid and everything you say is wrong because you have no idea what your talkin about where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 3:52:45 PM  

Razorwolf: You all should be ashamed of yourself. The muslamist rumors are all just neocontard lies to throw you off from looking at the REAL ISSUES! You act like you didn't vote for him or something but he won somehow and it's neocontardnazis that rig the voting, not the librols, or else we'd win every election.

Obama Baracka is the new messiah and has no religion because neocontards are christians and hes not muslamist. He's going to fix this country and turn the economy around in like four hours just like he said he would and all that other stuff too. Those other issues he said he was gonna do also well hes gonna do them too not like mcsame the guy is like 1000 yrs old he cant even pee and he lies and was never a pow.

You neocontards just cant get over that you lost and you got nothin else because Baracka is perfect in every way so you have to imagine hes a muslamist not that theres anything wrong with that but who cares? YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

O and your all stupid and everything you say is wrong because you have no idea what your talkin about where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.


Now THAT'S how you troll. I think you hit everything and everyone!

10/10
 
TheSelphie
2009-06-30 3:58:50 PM  
Martha's Vineyard =/= Cape Cod.

Morans.
 
YeYowYa
2009-06-30 3:59:42 PM  
One, It's nice to know he has time for a vacation. I sure the hell havn't had time for one.

two, who the eff cares
 
witchofthedogs
2009-06-30 4:00:22 PM  

Diogenes: Razorwolf: You all should be ashamed of yourself. The muslamist rumors are all just neocontard lies to throw you off from looking at the REAL ISSUES! You act like you didn't vote for him or something but he won somehow and it's neocontardnazis that rig the voting, not the librols, or else we'd win every election.

Obama Baracka is the new messiah and has no religion because neocontards are christians and hes not muslamist. He's going to fix this country and turn the economy around in like four hours just like he said he would and all that other stuff too. Those other issues he said he was gonna do also well hes gonna do them too not like mcsame the guy is like 1000 yrs old he cant even pee and he lies and was never a pow.

You neocontards just cant get over that you lost and you got nothin else because Baracka is perfect in every way so you have to imagine hes a muslamist not that theres anything wrong with that but who cares? YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

O and your all stupid and everything you say is wrong because you have no idea what your talkin about where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.

Now THAT'S how you troll. I think you hit everything and everyone!

10/10


I'd scale it back a little for the dramatics. Maybe an 8. Possibly an 8.5.
 
tortilla burger
2009-06-30 4:01:23 PM  
cape cod is where his stunt double is going. with his stunt double family. the real vacation is a seekrit.
 
Korben_Dallas
2009-06-30 4:02:09 PM  

Razorwolf: ...where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.


I want to subscribe to your newsletter...
 
aluwishus
2009-06-30 4:02:26 PM  
Jihad!

/Dirka Dirka Dirka
 
gorgor
2009-06-30 4:02:42 PM  
MECCA LECCA HIGH MECCA HIGHNEY HO!
 
SpinStopper
2009-06-30 4:03:07 PM  
Is Cape Cod a nice place? I know nothing about it except that it must be a cape, and has a cod or something. Codpiece? Don my cape and wizard hat? Robe?
 
End_Of_Line
2009-06-30 4:03:14 PM  

Diogenes: Razorwolf: You all should be ashamed of yourself. The muslamist rumors are all just neocontard lies to throw you off from looking at the REAL ISSUES! You act like you didn't vote for him or something but he won somehow and it's neocontardnazis that rig the voting, not the librols, or else we'd win every election.

Obama Baracka is the new messiah and has no religion because neocontards are christians and hes not muslamist. He's going to fix this country and turn the economy around in like four hours just like he said he would and all that other stuff too. Those other issues he said he was gonna do also well hes gonna do them too not like mcsame the guy is like 1000 yrs old he cant even pee and he lies and was never a pow.

You neocontards just cant get over that you lost and you got nothin else because Baracka is perfect in every way so you have to imagine hes a muslamist not that theres anything wrong with that but who cares? YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

O and your all stupid and everything you say is wrong because you have no idea what your talkin about where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.

Now THAT'S how you troll. I think you hit everything and everyone!

10/10


HERE HERE. Best. Troll. Evar.
 
Shaggy_C [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2009-06-30 4:03:17 PM  
He already took his trip to Mecca this year, he even got a medal for being such good muslim.

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Spike Lee's Favorite Farker
2009-06-30 4:03:23 PM  

Bored Horde: I wonder if he yells ALLAHU ACKBAR every time he casts a line


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msupf
2009-06-30 4:03:59 PM  
wow, just wow.
 
crankshaft
2009-06-30 4:04:36 PM  
subby needs a geography lesson
 
kazrak [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2009-06-30 4:04:59 PM  
My sympathies go out to the people of Martha's Vineyard for the massive clusterfark their traffic and transportation systems will become.

/ Lived in Kennebunk during the Reagan and Bush I administrations
// "Save Kennebunkport: Vote Democratic" bumper stickers weren't uncommon
 
Rapmaster2000
2009-06-30 4:05:50 PM  

Shaggy_C: He already took his trip to Mecca this year, he even got a medal for being such good muslim.


That's his GANG INITIATION!! Obama just got back from killing the first blonde girl who flashed her headlights at him at Wal-Mart.

They were floppy. It's Wal-Mart.
 
kabloink [TotalFark]
2009-06-30 4:05:54 PM  
You mean that's his first vacation? Sheesh, Bush

Shaggy_C: He already took his trip to Mecca this year, he even got a medal for being such good muslim.


He only got a medal? Bush at least got to hold hands and kiss the Saudi King.
 
RenegadJew
2009-06-30 4:06:14 PM  
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...wants to show Obama a nice place to drive. It has a bridge and everything!
 
paygun [OhFark]
2009-06-30 4:06:16 PM  
I thought his vacation was going to be some Cristal, his Moto, and a couple of beehotches, why not?
 
Thisbymaster
2009-06-30 4:06:49 PM  
He is going to the whitest place ever for a vacation? Makes sense.
 
BorgiaGinz
2009-06-30 4:06:55 PM  

End_Of_Line: Diogenes: Razorwolf: You all should be ashamed of yourself. The muslamist rumors are all just neocontard lies to throw you off from looking at the REAL ISSUES! You act like you didn't vote for him or something but he won somehow and it's neocontardnazis that rig the voting, not the librols, or else we'd win every election.

Obama Baracka is the new messiah and has no religion because neocontards are christians and hes not muslamist. He's going to fix this country and turn the economy around in like four hours just like he said he would and all that other stuff too. Those other issues he said he was gonna do also well hes gonna do them too not like mcsame the guy is like 1000 yrs old he cant even pee and he lies and was never a pow.

You neocontards just cant get over that you lost and you got nothin else because Baracka is perfect in every way so you have to imagine hes a muslamist not that theres anything wrong with that but who cares? YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

O and your all stupid and everything you say is wrong because you have no idea what your talkin about where as I googled everything and now I am focused on the issues. Idiots.

Now THAT'S how you troll. I think you hit everything and everyone!

10/10

HERE HERE. Best. Troll. Evar.


Shucks. I was hoping for a StopArrestingMe-style word game.
 
Razorwolf
2009-06-30 4:07:17 PM  

witchofthedogs: I'd scale it back a little for the dramatics. Maybe an 8. Possibly an 8.5.


Oh blow me. You're jealous because I have fans. Hater.
 
vernonFL
2009-06-30 4:07:30 PM  
At the very tip of Cape Cod is Provincetown, a gay mecca.
 
Rapmaster2000
2009-06-30 4:07:46 PM  

thomps: what_now: I hate Martha's Vineyard so hard.

When I was 14 I took a girl scout trip there, and out Girl Scout leader was an absolute biatch the whole time. We had to bike everywhere, and she failed to realize that the Youth Hostel was MILES from the beach, and that food was not provided, so we had to bike to the grocery and then cook it.

All of that would have been ok, if I hadn't taken a header over my bike handles, scraping all the skin off of my face, right shoulder and both knees. Have you ever tried to go into the ocean with recently scraped skin? Hurts like a motherfarker.

So there I was, with my face all farked up, sitting on the beach while my friends played in the water, my biatchy GS leader complaining about having to do physical exercise. And then, my friend Karen got a really bad sunburn, and I called my mom and she drove to the ferry and picked Karen and I up and took us to friendly's.

In conclusion, Martha's Vineyard sucks, and Obama is opening up a childhood trauma for me.

That's it. I'm voting for McCain.

that's weird. i voted for obama because mccain kept reminding me of that time in summer camp when i got put in a cage and poked with sticks.


A+!
 
YeYowYa
2009-06-30 4:08:09 PM  
Razorwolf : No your Wrong, we all lost, no matter who was elected you just havn't realized it yet. try owning a gun or speaking out against your goverment. Our freedom is leaving us. we all lost. WAKE Up and realize it...
 
BlorfMaster
2009-06-30 4:08:55 PM  
Whish I could afford a vacation this year.

Heck, I wish I could have a week straight off.
 
1n73rw3b5
2009-06-30 4:09:08 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new Muslim overlord.
 
Shaggy_C [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2009-06-30 4:09:17 PM  
Rapmaster2000 : That's his GANG INITIATION!!

Looks like "O" is boss dog now, my nubian. All he needs is a 40 and a flock of freaks.
 
Arklop
2009-06-30 4:09:21 PM  
Six months in office and he's just now going on vacation? Pfft. How many vacations did Bush take by his sixth month? Seven or so?
 
mynameismark
2009-06-30 4:09:27 PM  
I can't wait to hear the idiots on the right explode over this one.

Obvious money is on "elitest" but I'm sure there are other angles they'll use.
 
sparrow794
2009-06-30 4:10:31 PM  

Thisbymaster: He is going to the whitest place ever for a vacation? Makes sense.


Was he supposed to go to Detroit?
 
ranak
2009-06-30 4:11:07 PM  
Here you go subby

One (1) cockpunch. Just for you.

/let it go already
 
Razorwolf
2009-06-30 4:11:37 PM  

YeYowYa: Razorwolf : No your Wrong, we all lost, no matter who was elected you just havn't realized it yet. try owning a gun or speaking out against your goverment. Our freedom is leaving us. we all lost. WAKE Up and realize it...


Are you being serious or are you chaining my troll?
 
1. Put snakes on plane
2009-06-30 4:11:49 PM  

Diogenes: Now THAT'S how you troll. I think you hit everything and everyone!

10/10


10? Really? You must be trolling. This is an obvious case of obvious troll is obvious. Obviously.
 
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