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(Yahoo)   Kylie Minogue's butt unanimously voted "Hit of the Brits"   ( story.news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2003-02-21 09:45:30 AM  
I can't handle it.
2003-02-21 09:45:55 AM  
so what? there isn't an ass in the world, even j-lo, who can match Vida Guerra!
2003-02-21 09:46:16 AM  
I'll hit anything that moves.
2003-02-21 09:46:24 AM  
I'd hit it.

YES FIRST DIBS!!!! *jumps off cliff*
2003-02-21 09:46:27 AM  
Mmmmmmmmm.... she's so delicious.
2003-02-21 09:46:49 AM  
I challenge any hetrosexual male to hold Kylie's bum and not pull one of the most extraordinary faces they've ever pulled.
2003-02-21 09:46:55 AM  
"I really don't do anything to my backside," she said.

I would.
2003-02-21 09:47:02 AM  
Damn you stymie
2003-02-21 09:47:41 AM  
Goatman264: Ill take that challenge! When can I try?
2003-02-21 09:48:04 AM  
She has a butt?!

/off to research
2003-02-21 09:48:15 AM  
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2003-02-21 09:48:24 AM  
any port in a storm
2003-02-21 09:48:40 AM  

I have no idea what that means.

But she has a nice ass.
2003-02-21 09:50:16 AM  
She was better here.

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2003-02-21 09:52:05 AM  
Goatman264, I thought you said, "...to hold Kylie's bum and not pull one of the most extraordinary feces..." Er... sorry.
Anyway, anyone know how to pronounce her last name? I've only read it. min-OG-you?
2003-02-21 09:53:10 AM  
Helloooooo Nurse!
I'm not gay or bi; but she is nice looking.
2003-02-21 09:53:30 AM  
We gave Kylie to the Brits, and the Wiggles and Murdoch to the Yanks.


I'm surprised we aren't being bombed yet.
2003-02-21 09:53:46 AM  
Sorry to steal this, Drake113, but it's just too good:
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2003-02-21 09:53:52 AM  
In other news: Justin Timberlake really wants us to think he's straight.
2003-02-21 09:53:54 AM  
Lanky_bits: Minogue = minnow
2003-02-21 09:54:08 AM  
If Kylie doesn't turn you on, you're FIRED.
2003-02-21 09:54:57 AM  
""Kylie desirable" decreed the Daily Mail after her Brits spectacular. "Kylie's bum is so yum," proclaimed The Daily Star. "A Dream Bum True," said The Sun. "

Wow, and 'hit of the brits' is the best a Farker could copy. /sarcasm
2003-02-21 09:54:59 AM  
Minogue = Minowg
2003-02-21 09:55:04 AM  
I'd like to see Yao Ming hit that.

If only for the comedy factor.
2003-02-21 09:55:21 AM  
There's a thin line between admiring Kylie's prepubescent form and asking little girls to help you find your lost puppy behind the bushes.
2003-02-21 09:55:24 AM  
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2003-02-21 09:57:27 AM  
The correct way to pronounce "Minogue" is "Goe-Tt-Manz-Bytch"
2003-02-21 09:58:41 AM  
"A dream bum true." Ahahaha.
2003-02-21 10:00:43 AM  
Why is that gay man dressed like an astronaut? And why is he touching her ass?
2003-02-21 10:01:14 AM  
Anyone that tells me they woudn't hit this is lying.
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2003-02-21 10:02:59 AM  
I'd hit it 'til it bled and thanked me.
2003-02-21 10:03:01 AM  
You people are slacking. Where are my close up ass shots. Some get to work.
2003-02-21 10:03:59 AM  
I'd hit it like fire in a small rhode island nightclub.
2003-02-21 10:04:47 AM  
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2003-02-21 10:05:46 AM  
Australia's pocket-sized pop princess brought the house down when she performed a duet Thursday night at the music awards ceremony in London with American star Justin Timberlake

How many million steps down is that from a duet with Nick Cave?
2003-02-21 10:05:47 AM  
Nighthawk_NS, I can honestly say that I wouldn't hit that. She just doesn't do in for me. She's weird looking.
2003-02-21 10:06:01 AM  
I wish Kylie and Dick Clark would share that anti-aging formula.

/haha I said "Dick!"
2003-02-21 10:06:37 AM  
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2003-02-21 10:07:29 AM  
nevermind people, answered my own question.
2003-02-21 10:09:12 AM  
I can't stand Michael Jackson,
I hate Depeche Mode.

I don't care for Modonna,
or Kylie Minogue!
2003-02-21 10:09:28 AM  
I'd hit her....... and her sister Danni
2003-02-21 10:12:32 AM  
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Guess what I'd do??
2003-02-21 10:15:36 AM  
Cliff_Yablonski -

Vominator has an img sourced from that site. Nice catch.
2003-02-21 10:17:04 AM  
Modonna = Madonna = I'm a dumbass
2003-02-21 10:17:23 AM  
I watched it. It was woeful. JT did his bit then on marched the 4ft 'pop pixie'. They then attempted a cover of Blondie's rapture. Kylie did the rap, badly. Jt then sang the chorus, flatly. Story over. Move on.
2003-02-21 10:18:26 AM  
Ex-Buffalo Sabre Mike Foligno concurs:
"I'd hit it against the boards!"
2003-02-21 10:18:38 AM  
You people should be so lucky, lucky, lucky lucky...

Sorry. It's the best I can do at this time on a Friday afternoon. I'm off to a monastery on the old pilgrim route to Santiago de Compostella to work on some new material.
2003-02-21 10:20:38 AM  
And she has nice teats too!
2003-02-21 10:20:53 AM  
Isn't this a repeat?
2003-02-21 10:21:46 AM  
Kylie did the rap, badly. Jt then sang the chorus, flatly.

You had the sound turned on? That's your problem!

I suppose you also listen to the dialogue in porn too...

2003-02-21 10:21:47 AM  
Haha! Speedjack was listening to the music! Let's all point and laugh at him!
2003-02-21 10:22:09 AM  
I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to hit that.
2003-02-21 10:23:26 AM  
Dorf11: I've often wondered that myself. I mean, her music is so god awful! I had a hard time believing that was the same Kylie Minogue that sang with Nick Cave.
2003-02-21 10:24:12 AM  
Darn Photoisland!
2003-02-21 10:24:43 AM  
3horn: Porn has dialogue? Who knew...?
2003-02-21 10:25:30 AM  
I'd slide down a razor blade into a pit of Bactine and lemon juice to hit that.
(If my wife said it was ok)
2003-02-21 10:26:51 AM  
La La La
I just can't get that song out of my head
Kylie your loving is all I think about
I just can't get it out of my head

You don't listen to the dialog in porn? I find it interesting. It answers a lot of questions that I have for instance: If I order a pizza and the delivery girl comes over and I can't find my wallet, What do I do???
2003-02-21 10:27:23 AM  
Ok, maybe I'm stupid, but who the bloody hell is Nick Cave, when did she sing with him and why should I care????

Seriously, who is he?
2003-02-21 10:28:12 AM  

Sadly I did have the sound turned up. But then I've always been a 'lights
on' kinda guy.
2003-02-21 10:28:53 AM  
I'd hit the hit of the Brits.
2003-02-21 10:29:07 AM  
She has a great can

She just shouldn't sing - - - at all.
2003-02-21 10:29:09 AM  
Kylie is one of the few pop stars that doesn't completely irritate me. I am a bit biases though because I'm a huge Nick Cave fan and she showed some talent in "Where the Wild Roses Grow".

Plus I'm aussie too :)
2003-02-21 10:29:33 AM  
who is nick cave? you're going to be laughed at by all the self impressed "hey _________ great _________ refernce" bots.

in the meantime...
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2003-02-21 10:29:37 AM  
I used to not think much of her, then I saw the video for "can't get you out of my head" Yowza.


You can find it on Kazaa real easy
2003-02-21 10:30:00 AM  
Mayoboy is Mrs. Mayoboy's bytch.
2003-02-21 10:30:47 AM  
Nick Cave = Lead singer of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, a freakin kickass band.

go get some
2003-02-21 10:31:36 AM  

Yum- Yum...

She scares the schite out of me though
2003-02-21 10:32:28 AM  
Barbara? I can't believe its not buttah*
2003-02-21 10:33:30 AM  
Babs can sing, but I wouldn't hit it with your manhood.
2003-02-21 10:33:53 AM  
"I could be real deep and serious and say there was a million reasons why I wanted to work with Kylie," he said.

"I want to say it's because she is so professional and cool. But if I'm honest, it's probably because she's got the hottest ass I have ever seen."

Justin Timberlake is now cool. This much honesty makes up for all the suck-ass music he has done.
2003-02-21 10:35:56 AM  
Yup, she turns 17 today.
2003-02-21 10:37:13 AM  
2003-02-21 10:40:17 AM  
try again..

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2003-02-21 10:41:31 AM  
Dialogue in porn? Screw that, I listen to the director's commentary. That's the whole point of porn on DVD. Well that, and an ultra crisp picture and sound.
Anyone here seen the lingerie commercial Kylie is in where she rides the velvet mechanical bull in her undergarments? It is good. Very good. Gotta go now.
/locks door
2003-02-21 10:44:51 AM  
2003-02-21 10:46:29 AM  
Does anyone care that she sings too or has appeared nude in a commercial.

No, me either. Now let's see some pics of this rump.

BTW, for some real rump goodness, try to GIS for this:

Luiza Altenhofen

Trust me on this. A little Jayrock told me.
2003-02-21 10:47:29 AM  
I'm starting to hate Justin Timberlake. He was off my radar screen until a couple months ago, but he's quickly rising up my hate ladder.
2003-02-21 10:48:23 AM  
Let me go back and look for evidence of nibbling....
2003-02-21 10:54:55 AM  
Murder Ballads, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Kylie's 2nd greatest artistic achievement. Her first, of course, is that mechanical bull lingerie ad. :)

AbbyNormal Beats me, Cave's a little too artistic to work with her because "she's got the hottest ass I have ever seen". :) Maybe cuz both Cave and Minogue are Aussie?
2003-02-21 10:54:56 AM  
It only took me 7000 failed "Submit A Link" attempts to realize where I could share.
2003-02-21 10:56:18 AM  
I really cant stand Nick Cave's tunes.
Dont flame me, I really want to know:
What is the appeal of that guy?
2003-02-21 10:58:55 AM  
Sorry Goatman264... Your point is ?
2003-02-21 11:01:41 AM  
Lest we forget, she was cammy in "Street Fighter the movie" Come to think of it she was in Bio-Dome also. Safe to say those two movies killed her acting carrear. And I should be shot for accualy PAYING to see street fighter.

Oh, I'd hit it.....
2003-02-21 11:02:33 AM  
Justin Timberlake has the right idea :
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2003-02-21 11:02:57 AM  
Tafkat: Hey, those girls were kissing! Do people realy do that?

Goatman264: nice.
2003-02-21 11:09:58 AM  
02-21-03 11:01:41 AM Ohm
'Lest we forget, she was cammy in "Street Fighter the movie" ... Safe to say those two movies killed her acting carrear'

Career Schmareer...
Street Fighter killed (litterally) Raul Julia!
2003-02-21 11:19:54 AM  
I'd hit it until her mother cried.
2003-02-21 11:41:31 AM  
I'd hit it on clay, I'd hit it on grass, I'd hit it on the hard courts.
2003-02-21 11:49:31 AM  
I would hit it in a box
I would hit it in Fort Knox
I would hit it in a car
I would hit it in a bar
I would hit it here, or there
I would hit it anywhere
Unless it was a man...
I would hit it. Sam I am.
2003-02-21 11:57:32 AM  
Kylie Minogue is just a very good magician/sleight-of-hand artiste. She's actually a 6' tall, 25 stone hairy Glaswegian man.
2003-02-21 11:57:35 AM  
I'd hit it until I was hospitalized for exhaustion.
2003-02-21 12:09:35 PM  
actually, sam I am, but that seems a good motto....i should begin applying that IRL...
2003-02-21 12:11:00 PM  
But isn't Kylie < 5 feet tall? That's dwarf sized.
2003-02-21 12:15:35 PM  
Sthayashi - Today's winner!
2003-02-21 12:16:13 PM  
When will we finally retire the "I'd Hit It" cliche'?

Although I suppose it would remove 3/4 of all comments posted.
2003-02-21 12:20:30 PM  
Jonlybonly When the world runs out of fit women, and all straight Farkers kill themselves.
2003-02-21 12:29:47 PM  
Her finest role ever!
2003-02-21 12:31:09 PM  
How much is 25 stone? In lbs. please.
2003-02-21 12:34:42 PM  
i like nick cave. i liked that underwear ad because i liked the music. and kylie is good looking for an old lady.

2003-02-21 12:46:31 PM  
My god, she is sweet!!
2003-02-21 12:48:20 PM  
This looks photoshopped
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2003-02-21 12:48:44 PM  
Nick Cave is great!

He was the singer for an obscure post-punk band called The Birthday Party.

He's a tremendous songwriter and lyricist. The stories in his songs kind of flow in and out of each other. He wrote a great book called "...And The Ass Saw The Angel" which combines the major themes and characters of just about all the songs he wrote before 1990.

He also puts on a kicking show. And I saw him in the worst possible setting... outdoors, in the daytime, at a festival (Lollapalooza).

It's easy to understand people not being fans, though. He's one of those "you either get it or you never will" kind of performers. Similar, in that way, to Tom Waits, or Laurie Amnderson.

Kylie is extra hittable, BTW. And Charlotte is, well, chunky, but super cute. I guess I'd still hit it, though. :)

Peace, y'all...
2003-02-21 12:50:43 PM  
A stone is 14 pounds. 25 stone == 350 lbs.

The real question is: How long is a MicroFortnight?
2003-02-21 12:52:20 PM  

You made my friggin' Friday. That add rocks!
2003-02-21 12:52:58 PM  
What, all this talk of this arse-blessed antipodean and no-one saw fit to mention the wet t-shirt video? (~2.1mb)
2003-02-21 12:54:58 PM  
Change one instance of 'this' to 'the', for pure grammatical goodness.
2003-02-21 01:00:37 PM  
i think the nick cave / kylie minogue duet was all part of cave's twisted, ironic sense of humor. keep in mind that minogue's character in the song ends up dead.

Bukharin, that sense of humor has a lot to do with why i like him so much. combine that with phenomenal lyrics, great songwriting skills, experimentation with different genres, the bad-ass backing band...i could go on & on. there's no accounting for taste, tho. if you don't like him then you don't like him. don't worry about it.
2003-02-21 01:03:26 PM  
wow... I should proofread...

Laurie Anderson...

please ignore other typos...

2003-02-21 01:19:09 PM  
Monkeyporn= my hero

When will we see a good picture of her ass up close?
Oh the humanity.......
2003-02-21 01:19:39 PM  
I'd hit it, wipe it off, and send it out for bourbon.

if you dont know nick cave, don't worry, dave matthews still thinks you're neat
2003-02-21 01:25:38 PM  
Hey Abby, Nice Ministry Ref in the profile.
Al is da man, Rob Zombie is El Ripoff.
Jesus built my Saturn.
2003-02-21 01:29:06 PM  
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I'd hit it and I'm really really stupid!
2003-02-21 01:48:54 PM  
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Sigh. Photoisland suxors...
2003-02-21 02:13:41 PM  
Lurk, thats the exact same thing I thought when I saw that pic on GIS.
2003-02-21 02:25:09 PM  
Well, not nearly enough pictures of Miss Minogue's exquisite posterior on this thread, although Tafkat's post almost makes up for it. Thought I'd do my part.

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2003-02-21 02:25:10 PM  
Damn you Kylie...forcing kittens to EXTINCTION!!!
2003-02-21 02:50:33 PM  
After the brits bestow this honor on Miss Minogue, I wonder if she'd acknowledge the honor by taking the brit govt's advice on oral sex. Hmmmmmmmm.
2003-02-21 02:54:52 PM  
And YES!!!
I would hit it until the last kitten were dead!!!
2003-02-21 03:26:51 PM  
You ALL have heard Nick Cave and don't even realize it.

Think of "Dumb and Dumber", the old lady on the scooter scene...

"Don't you go dying on me now..."

The song was playing was titled "Red Right Hand", that spooky sounding song is from Nick Cave...

2003-02-21 03:39:04 PM  
Does she have ass implants like JHo?
2003-02-21 04:30:40 PM  
sweet jesus...

between Monkeyporn and Detain there's a lot of kitten killing going on.

*check please....
2003-02-21 04:31:20 PM  
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*crossing my fingers on html...

And y'all quit lying...you know you'd bust it up! lol
2003-02-21 04:43:07 PM  
Nick Cave is the new Leonard Cohen. And about as entertaining (music to slit wrists by).

The best thing he did was "Shivers". Absolute classic song but that was 20yrs ago.
2003-02-21 06:18:05 PM  
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2003-02-21 08:44:16 PM  
Many kittens - died - to bring us this information...
2003-02-21 10:44:31 PM  
If you do not hit it, you must acquit it.
2003-02-22 01:15:42 AM  
You know a "musician" is good when no one ever talks about their music.
2003-02-22 01:49:28 AM  
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2003-02-22 04:00:49 PM  
Do you know what we need a new tag? Kylie Minogue tag. Hahaha.
2003-02-22 10:36:34 PM  
id hit it, mate...
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