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(SacBee)   Kmart quick change doesn't work for woman fleeing cops   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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10288 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2003 at 3:04 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-19 08:59:13 AM  
Pic and more info available on TSG.
2003-02-19 09:19:22 AM  
He shiats you not:
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2003-02-19 10:00:20 AM  
I love scanky chicks. The kind that get in scrapes with the law. The kind that have tatoos on their privates, drink beer, listen to AC/DC, smoke pot and fight with their fists.

I love scanky chicks cause they fark like beasts.
2003-02-19 01:15:48 PM  
Hope she enjoys her new appearance! I'm sure where she is going Blondes do have more fun!!! :)
2003-02-19 03:09:28 PM  
I'd hit it....with a shovel
2003-02-19 03:09:40 PM  
She's still Jenny from the block.
2003-02-19 03:10:57 PM  
What the hell...

I thought this kind of white trash only went to Wal-Mart.
2003-02-19 03:11:12 PM  
Shes been hit by: The Ugly Stick
2003-02-19 03:11:34 PM  
This sort of quick change thing only works for "Bugs Bunny."
2003-02-19 03:12:21 PM  
Wldncrzy14: Did you take those pictures from the article entitled "Hungry wild hogs ravage Florida lawns" ?
2003-02-19 03:12:39 PM  
Is she from Jersey?
2003-02-19 03:12:50 PM  
Nunziato was charged with leaving the scene of an accident, theft, obstruction of justice by disguise and driving without a license. The driver of the car that was hit by Nunziato identified her, police said.

So even though the victim recognized her, she still gets the "obstruction by disguise" charge? Howzat work?!?
2003-02-19 03:12:57 PM  
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Not really.
2003-02-19 03:13:00 PM  
she should have went to rafael's.
2003-02-19 03:13:16 PM  
Damn, thought I deleted the quotes before I posted. Feel free to Punctuation Nazi me. Actually, there could be quotations around "Punctuation Nazi," I guess. Me confused now.
2003-02-19 03:13:42 PM  
She must have had three stars. Changing outfits only shakes the cops if you two or less.
2003-02-19 03:13:58 PM  
Anyone else read the headline and think that Kmart Quick Change was some sort of new machine at an already bankrupt store?

/Ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up like a little girl bunny?
2003-02-19 03:14:12 PM  
K-Mart, Wal-Mart. What's the difference?
2003-02-19 03:14:36 PM  
Dotderf, what's that a screenshot from?
2003-02-19 03:14:42 PM  
Sheesh, my grammar is horrible today.
2003-02-19 03:14:46 PM  
Subbed yesterday.

2003-02-19 03:14:51 PM  
My sister wants to move to Florida, and wonders why I want to emigrate to Canada. Huh.
2003-02-19 03:15:38 PM  
How'd they catch her? Did they count her teeth?
2003-02-19 03:15:39 PM  
Three stars for an accident? She must've run over a few cops on the way there to get up that high.
2003-02-19 03:16:14 PM  
2003-02-19 03:16:29 PM  
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2003-02-19 03:16:51 PM  
Anybody else think this upon reading the headline?
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2003-02-19 03:18:14 PM  
hahaha!! I am so going sightseeing in Fla. for my next vacation
2003-02-19 03:18:35 PM  
And held up the cash register beforehand. That racks up a few stars.
2003-02-19 03:20:23 PM  
Good thinking, bad results.
2003-02-19 03:20:27 PM  
At one point, police took her out of handcuffs and Nunziato tried to swallow the contents of a bottle of Xanax, an anti-anxiety drug, authorities said.

No better time to take her meds I'd sa!

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2003-02-19 03:21:49 PM  
add a y to the above post mods. Thanks!
2003-02-19 03:25:03 PM  
She's a pillar of mental stability, that one.
2003-02-19 03:25:29 PM  
"K-Mart, Wal-Mart. What's the difference?"

K-Mart filed for bankruptcy and is closing stores.

Wal-Mart posted record earnings and continues to expand.

One is well managed, one is mismanaged. Regardless of what people might think of Wal-mart, it is the most successful retailer in the world.
2003-02-19 03:27:22 PM  
"It was not immediately known whether the Vero Beach woman had a lawyer."

Or a firm grasp of reality for that matter. Did she think she was pulling some awesome Alias shiat to get away?

One more question: Was she actually trying to kill herself with a bottle of Xanax?

If she felt she needed to pull this stunt over a fender bender, she's probably in desperate need for something a little stronger than Xanax.

Like a ball-peen hammer, say.
2003-02-19 03:28:02 PM  
Here's the full TSG write up.
2003-02-19 03:46:13 PM  
It was not immediately known whether the Vero Beach woman had a lawyer.

She fled the scene, tried to disguise herself with K-mart clothing and make-up, and when they finally busted her, she tried to O.D. on Xanax.

How do we know she ISN'T a lwayer?
2003-02-19 03:46:25 PM  
Dotderf, what's that a screenshot from?

Looks like Quake III Arena
2003-02-19 03:47:22 PM  
wait a second here, Bump:

scrapes with the law

tatoos on their privates
nope. but i have them elsewhere

drink beer

listen to AC/DC

smoke pot

fight with their fists
nope. i don't get in fights, but i'd defend myself with my fists if necessary.

so that's 4/6. which leads me to my questions:

a. am i a skank????
b. would you do me? i'm so lonely. i just had to leave my ex husband, who beat me up in his pickup truck and then made me run around naked on I-75...
2003-02-19 03:50:31 PM  
This is the reason why KMart is filing for bankruptcy. If the chick had just driven to Targets, she would have got away with it.
2003-02-19 04:04:48 PM  
I have to concur with you.
I to have a 4 out of 6 on your checkist, does that make me skank?
Even though I am a guy?
2003-02-19 04:28:34 PM  
My father-in-law accidently made my sister-in-law break out in tears by jokingly saying that her son's first words would be "attention Wal-Mart shoppers".
2003-02-19 04:31:25 PM  
HellsBelle: I'd hit it!
2003-02-19 04:58:21 PM  
Ahhhhhh, Vero Beach. I have fond memories of Vero Beach. Thankfully she isn't one of them.

In other Florida news..................
2003-02-19 05:04:25 PM  
This is another reason why K-mart sucks. If she had hidden in a Super Wal-Mart the cops would never have been able to find her.
2003-02-19 05:05:47 PM  
To her, I'd say "Nice Try!" If I was on the run, disguising myself would be the number one priority. Apparently, looks like the cops were already hot on her trail by the time she walked out of the ladies room.
2003-02-19 05:16:07 PM  
I feel special, my name got mentioned TWICE in the thread. Nothing beats boobies.
2003-02-19 05:28:30 PM  
HellsBelle If you would consider it a good evening to:
-Kick back while watching some football (NFL - no arena crap), a good western (John Wayne preferably - but Silverado will do great), a good scifi flick (I'm fairly open.)
-Drink heavily.
-Pig out on wings/pizza/whatever
-Listen to Angus & the boys while mashing uglies.
Then you are a hottie. There is no better evening.
2003-02-19 05:48:33 PM  
Should have went to a pay 'n spray, that would have fooled them no matter how many stars she had.
2003-02-19 06:33:51 PM  
I am the master of disguise! I am the master of disguise! I am the master of disguise!
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