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2003-02-17 09:34:19 PM  
"I didn't want to put up no fight because I thought this is going to be worse so I just laid there and did nothing," he said.

That is the most hilarious thing I've read all week. An "Unlikely" tag would have been more appropriate.
2003-02-17 10:01:49 PM  
I saw a man in court once claim he was blowing this other gent because the guy threatened him. The judge asked if he had a gun or a knife. The blower said no. The Judge said he should not blow people unless they threatened him with an actual weapon.

The entire police section was thrown out of the room by the judge for laughing.
2003-02-18 04:27:32 AM  
Aww, poor baby.
2003-02-18 04:30:59 AM  
Yea, I bet these guys went to a male massuese, and were just totally *stunned* into no resistance when this guy gobbled down on there man meat. What did they expect? If you go to get a massage, go to a woman. Now, if SHE wants to go down on you, game on!
2003-02-18 04:32:03 AM  
Uh. So do these people regularly recieve blowjobs from homo's whenever they purchase services?
What kept them from bashing the masseur upside the head?
O I know, they were homo's too...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
2003-02-18 04:32:06 AM  
2003-02-18 04:33:01 AM  
So they just let that guy blow him without saying anything? *coughHOMOcough*
2003-02-18 04:33:37 AM  

Don't forget.. it was surronded by teeth. Yes. Much worse could have happened.
2003-02-18 04:34:48 AM  
He probially scheduled another appointment a day later.
2003-02-18 04:35:50 AM  
So they just let that guy massage him without saying anything? *coughHOMOcough*
2003-02-18 04:37:13 AM  
Hey, I didn't know that a massage blow job was supposed to be included with a blow job.
2003-02-18 04:41:05 AM  
Another theory: the masseur is bad at oral, so he's appealing so the word doesn't get around. Of course a 4-year sentence would surely help him over that problem.
2003-02-18 04:42:06 AM  
they are gonna love him in jail!
2003-02-18 04:42:40 AM  
Wow. Thats a CREATIVE excuse. Creative and gay.
Who'd think -that- would hold up in court, huh?
2003-02-18 04:50:58 AM  
You know what? Im not gay, but when i get a massage I want a chik doin it, but if for some reason I had to use a male and during that massage he goes down on me, well I'm not gonna stop him! Screw it ! If it feels good then so be it. You just have to lighten up a little bit. Now later on I might scrub my body with bleach and cry on the shower floor, but thats what beer and pot are for to block things like that outta your mind. its not like I wanna go down on HIS weenie!

You know what this post gets gayer and gayer I'm just not gonna hit the add comment button.
2003-02-18 04:51:53 AM  
2003-02-18 04:53:47 AM  
yeah going down on his weenie would be crossing that line a little to far.
It's okay to be gay, but not TOO gay. Because then you would become a queer, and nobody wants to be called queer.
2003-02-18 04:55:10 AM  
if a man gets blown by another man and dosent compalin they must be in that lower percentage, personally i was shocked to find out that the "vacume man" was Australian, then again not really.
2003-02-18 04:57:06 AM  
would it just be too gay to start a hoover thread????
2003-02-18 04:57:20 AM  
Ok I'm a straight man and for some reason I have a shiatload of gay friends (well truth be told there is a reason. the girl I'm in love with is a fag hag so I end up hanging out with alot of gays) and while I enjoy their company and have a great time with them I would prolly have a few harsh words to say if one of them tried to blow me.
2003-02-18 05:06:13 AM  
Hahahahahhaaaaa!!!!! I was just kidding and stuff on that last post!:) Hahahahahhaa I would never let myself be massaged by a dude!Hahahahahaa!!!!
2003-02-18 05:07:21 AM  
Hey sometimes a bj is just a bj!.....right?
2003-02-18 05:10:29 AM  
omg! am I turning into one of teh gays? Should I rip the Judy Garland posters down from my room? Should I quit watching will and grace? Omg!
2003-02-18 05:13:36 AM  
I guess a bj is a bj as long as you don't start saying stuff like:
"Now, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
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2003-02-18 05:17:59 AM  
As the actress said to the bishop......
"One up the bum, No harm done"

I do like that line for some strange reason. But have to admit the first time I saw 2 blokes kissing on the London Underground I am ashamed to say I was physically sick.

/Sheltered young Irish boy, first time in a big city....Ah momories...
2003-02-18 05:27:26 AM  
CoolLukeHand: There's no reason to be ashamed for feeling sick at the site of seeing two guys kissing. There's no reason to be ashamed of your own feelings, just as there's no reason for them to be ashamed of their feelings.

I live in the west village of nyc, one of the gayest neighborhoods on the planet, and I'm still not desensitized and probably never will be. I still don't like seeing two gay guys kissing on the street. Of course I don't find anything wrong with what their doing it and don't think they should have to stop for any reason -- I just can't help the way I feel. If they found a guy and a girl kissing to be sickening I'd find that to be completely understandable.
2003-02-18 05:34:42 AM  
I would just like to say agian for the record, I AM NOT GAY!
just a little artsy fartsy, and open minded.

Oh and I have never had relations with a male, Im just sayin if suddenly outta the blue a dude had a liplock on my manhood, I prolly would not rush to stop him.
2003-02-18 05:35:42 AM  
Why two guys kissing and not a guy and a girl? The act of kissing perhaps, but why does it depend on the gender of the two kissers?
2003-02-18 05:37:00 AM  
Hell! if a farking goat started sucking on my exposed penis in the petting zoo like it was his mommygoats nipple, I prolly wouldnt stop him.

can you guys tell its been a year since I got laid?
2003-02-18 05:38:55 AM  
If a woman, sexually assauted by a male masseur, was too scared, embarrassed, intimidated or ashamed to try and stop it, would anyone say "she loved it" or "she shouldn't get a massage from a man"? Just a thought.
2003-02-18 05:40:54 AM  
so I just laid there and did nothing,"

Sounds like my ex-wife....ba-dum
2003-02-18 05:41:24 AM  
Terd-Ferg, those were some funny posts! Personally, I'm not gay and have never had a 'bi-curious experience', but hey if it were me laying there, I'd just shut my eyes and pretend it was Penelope Cruz slurping my meatsickle... sort out the weird feelings after the fact. Of course, I would not likely find myself in such a situation as I would have female masseur..
2003-02-18 05:43:50 AM  
Don't destroy anymore porn fantasies by saying something like: What if this was a woman who went to a female for a massage.
That would totally taint the whole conversation.
Taint, yeah that's the ticket.
2003-02-18 05:44:18 AM  
Thank you Icouldgivea you know what im talkin about!
2003-02-18 05:45:04 AM  
The problem with women is that they're all asking for it.
2003-02-18 05:46:03 AM  
He will be giving a lot of "massages" in prison. Farking queer!
2003-02-18 05:49:57 AM  
Wife turns to her husband in the movie theater and says, "The man next to me is masturbating!"
Husband replies, "Let's leave."
Wife: "I can't...he's using my hand."
2003-02-18 05:50:15 AM  
um, yeah...
2003-02-18 06:21:45 AM  
And i quote the great words of Lewis Black

"Did I miss a day at school somewhere?' I know I didn't pay attention, but at what point did the principal announce, well, did he come on on like a Thursday afternoon and say, 'Ya know, uh, tomorrow, you'll be having fishsticks for lunch, and I want you kids to remember, that BJ's don't count."
2003-02-18 06:25:35 AM  
Sure you could close your eyes and try to pretend but then the stubble on his chin scrapes your thigh and all the illusions fly out the window
2003-02-18 06:29:47 AM  
"He was LICKING me!"
2003-02-18 06:30:41 AM  
"didn't want to protest for fear that Porteus would worsen his shoulder injury"

2003-02-18 06:38:41 AM  
Are all male massage therapists gay? I think so.
2003-02-18 06:47:10 AM  
Do you feel violated, girly man???

thanks to spawn - my daily contribution to witty repartee.

let's get some pics of t.a.t.u up here before this homo thing gets out of control. Boobies, gentlemen, boobies!!!
2003-02-18 06:49:20 AM  
Wow, this guy is going to JAIL for this. FOUR YEARS. I try not to make sweeping generalizations when it comes to these matters, but I have a suspicion that these guys sat back and enjoyed it, but once they realized "oh my God if my buddies find out about this I'm toast" and sent this poor dude up the river.

If the clients were female, and a male masseur gave her oral, and she later turned around and said "Well, I didn't say 'no' but I didn't overtly consent" I bet some guys in here would be up in arms that there the masseur did nothing wrong.
2003-02-18 06:51:37 AM  
2003-02-18 07:05:46 AM  
I like dicks
2003-02-18 07:11:23 AM  
2003-02-18 07:32:04 AM  
There's a term for this: buyer's remorse.
2003-02-18 07:36:02 AM  
The JUDGE is definitely a
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