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(Some Guy)   Man given 1050 years in prison for road rage incident   ( newsok.com) divider line
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2001-09-08 12:04:11 AM  
He had that coming.....
2001-09-08 12:13:45 AM  
Just execute the sonofabiatch it would be more merciful

I mean geeze 1,000 years in prison, he ain't seeing a parole board ever

at least 500 years in prison, damn, I'd want them to execute me, be over quicker....

now he's got years and in the end he may look like a certian goat individual I won't mention
2001-09-08 12:14:30 AM  
This should have a "Cool" tag. farker deserved alot more than that.
2001-09-08 12:33:53 AM  
I think they should put the really bad ones in isolation holes until they go insane and smash their brains out on the wall. But then again thats me....
2001-09-08 12:44:04 AM  
2001-09-08 01:17:31 AM  
Anyone with the middle name LaJuan is destined to be evil.
2001-09-08 01:17:40 AM  
The dog? How is the little doggy? (BTW, rot in hell asshole)
2001-09-08 01:27:18 AM  
Fellow Farkers:

Fear not that justice will be served on this ass (lterally) each and every night. I grew up in OkraCola and have relatives who are guards at several different prisons there. The stories I've heard from them that range from severe beatings to having to have trustees pick up whats left of an inmate (and their innards) to take them to the infirmary for reinsertion and sutures could almost evoke feelings of sympathy for this pathetic p.o.s.

But then maybe not.
2001-09-08 01:29:21 AM  
If pot was legal, we would not have to watch others deal with this kind of shiate:!
2001-09-08 01:40:18 AM  
Why is this "stupid"? Life in prison is just fine for this asshole.
2001-09-08 01:43:29 AM  
he's got mental problems. 1000 years in prison is cool though, that should happen to people who've actually killed someone too.
2001-09-08 01:49:42 AM  
Why don't we just shoot them? WWJD
2001-09-08 02:31:37 AM  
He's obviously out of his gourd. After the appeal he'll be spending some time in a mental institution not 1,000 years in prison. More Judge foolery, these lower level judges just do this kind of crap because they know its impressive, will get press, and helps with re-election.

Judge Twyla Mason Gray, good job in securing your position and making a small joke out of the legal process and your position.

Remind me never to stop in Oklahoma.
2001-09-08 02:59:02 AM  
Big deal, he'll get out in 300 for good behavior.
2001-09-08 03:37:05 AM  
I've never heard of anyone getting anywhere near that long a sentence without actually killing anyone.
2001-09-08 03:38:28 AM  
Skallas: Good point. I hadn't considered that at first, but it seems to make sense.
2001-09-08 04:34:37 AM  
...which is why judges shouldn't have to get re-elected in the first place. but the alternative is equally terrifying in this country.
2001-09-08 07:36:37 AM  
Oh that's bullshat. Just give the woman a big ass truck, and let her run over the asshole. Back up, run over him again, back up, run over him again....
2001-09-08 12:28:25 PM  
I think that's partially the point. She wouldn't be able to, so the judge did it for her.

"Stupid" isn't the right tag. We need "Appropriate".
2001-09-08 12:36:16 PM  
Prosecutor Steve Deutsch told the judge at the sentencing: "This is the closest thing to a homicide as I can imagine. This defendant should not be in our community again."
Evidently, the prosecutor cannot imagine a real homicide, and thinks that murderers are just fine in "our community."

2001-09-08 01:01:27 PM  
To me, giving someone a 1050 year prison sentence is like saying there's a chance they'll be alive for that long. Why don't they just give the SOB life without parole?
2001-09-08 04:08:37 PM  
"This is a sad story. A truly innocent victim was ran over."

Opposed to what... a happy story of a partially innocent, and partically guilty victim getting ran over?
2001-09-08 04:10:44 PM  
I can see why people are pissed, but he DIDN'T kill her... thus he shouldn't be treated like he commited homicide on her, since she still lives. What he should be slapped with, are the second degree murder sentences since he went after her on purpose because she wouldn't do something....

Hell, a murderer gets off lighter than this... guess it's ok to treat murderers better than people that didn't kill someone, no matter how hard they tried.
2001-09-08 08:06:12 PM  
With good behavour he'll be out in 10
2001-09-09 05:55:11 PM  
WALKEN: We've all got it comin', kid. We've all got it comin'.
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