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(Kansas City Star)   Beer thief flees from crime scene to backseat of cop car. "I can't believe I did that"   ( kansascity.com) divider line
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2003-02-17 01:55:13 PM  
The culprit jumped out of the car but was caught by store guards. He admitted his crimes to police and was released, Pyosti said.

Does this seem really, really strange to anyone else? Perhaps arresting him right then so he couldn't go out and do it again the next day would have been the smart thing to do...
2003-02-17 01:57:42 PM  
I like beer.
2003-02-17 01:59:56 PM  
"the closer we are to danger, the farther we are out of harm's way."
2003-02-17 02:00:35 PM  
if anyone sees me running towards a cop car, stop me
for i know not what im doing.

dumb crook stories are always the best.
2003-02-17 02:05:29 PM  
this is dumb.

i got nothin.
2003-02-17 02:08:26 PM  
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
2003-02-17 02:17:50 PM  
He admitted his crimes to police and was released, Pyosti said.

A day later, he was back on the road and broke into a pharmacy, a gas station and a store, but police caught him red-handed. Now, Pyosti said, he's in jail awaiting trial on charges of theft and damaging property.

After I admit my crimes, I hope I get released to commit more!
2003-02-17 02:22:18 PM  
i tried posting this one 2 days ago. but it's still a good story and my headlines suck.
/i like beer and boobie
2003-02-17 02:39:33 PM  
He admitted his crimes to police and was released.

Was released??????? Released????????

WTF you gotta' do to get jailed in frozen hell?

I'm headed there. A couple weeks of raping, a little pillaging, maybe a carjack or two and I'm on top of the world.
2003-02-17 03:04:02 PM  
None to bright, eh?
2003-02-17 03:38:48 PM  
Its the Catholic method, just admit what you did and everything's okay. sorry
2003-02-17 03:43:05 PM  
i submitted this on Saturday night. grrrrrrrr.
2003-02-17 04:16:34 PM  
yup...dumbass tag written all over it...
2003-02-17 04:26:55 PM  
I'm confused as to what he was doing jumping into the back seat of a car in the first place. Was he trying to carjack it? Was he planning on hiding? Did he think he would be magically transported to Narnia? What was his madcap scheme?

And how common is the word "filch"? I'm 32 and this is the first I've heard of it.
2003-02-17 04:50:51 PM  
The_entropy_kid : I have heard filch used now and then. It's up there with davenport in popularity among the seniors.

More importantly at 32 are you still considered a kid? :)
2003-02-17 06:06:16 PM  
OK, if you say so Kootroc. Maybe someone will post an article about someone filching a davenport (although to me that just reeks of double entendre).

And I maxed out my maturity level at 11 so I'm able to retain my kid status. I've tried to jump start it by drinking bourbon and smoking White Owls, but so far no luck.
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