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(Lacrosse Tribune)   Body cavity search reveals crack. No really. 8 bags of it   ( divider line
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8542 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Feb 2003 at 1:48 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-17 01:53:35 PM  
Usually a crack search reveals a body cavity.

Wah wah wah.....
2003-02-17 01:54:04 PM  
2003-02-17 01:54:49 PM  
"Those aren't mine!"
2003-02-17 01:54:50 PM  
crack in crack, hahaha... moving on.
2003-02-17 01:55:45 PM  
From the earlier post.

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2003-02-17 01:55:54 PM  
Dumbass just couldn't wait to be out before breaking the law again. Maybe he really likes it in prison.
2003-02-17 01:55:56 PM  
That stinks.

2003-02-17 01:55:56 PM  
HAHAHA...This story cracks me up!
2003-02-17 01:56:02 PM  
That is just so sick and horrible, i hope they get anally raped in prison..wait wait..wrong thread. Move along, nothing to see here..8 bags of crack, that's a big luggage compartment.
2003-02-17 01:56:17 PM  
"Crack be good"
DC Mayor Marion Barry
2003-02-17 01:56:19 PM  
So the next time you buy crack, ask yourself where it's been.

2003-02-17 01:56:33 PM  
That's what was sticking out of Aguilera's pants!
2003-02-17 01:57:00 PM  
I've heard of people smuggling drugs INTO prison BUTT never out of prison.
2003-02-17 01:58:21 PM  
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2003-02-17 01:58:56 PM  
Ewwwwww! How many of you can say you have a worse job than pulling crack out of a person's.... er... crack. Not to mention having to search for it to begin with.
2003-02-17 02:00:03 PM  
What, no picture?
2003-02-17 02:01:05 PM  
With a search warrant in hand, Leinfelder continued his search

Using his other hand, obviously.
2003-02-17 02:01:55 PM  
So how is that Wisconsin tag coming? Are we ready to use it yet?
2003-02-17 02:02:04 PM  
it's amazing what you can fit into your ass after prison.
2003-02-17 02:07:42 PM  
second post from the LaX Tribune this year. Gotta love a little press for my hometown....even if it is about crack.
2003-02-17 02:07:45 PM  
Reason #1 to say out of prison... things being shoved up the cornhole. Thats just nasty!
2003-02-17 02:08:43 PM  
How did the crack into the prison in the first place? In another crack? What do you use to retrieve drugs from the chocolate starfish? A coat hanger?
2003-02-17 02:10:41 PM  
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2003-02-17 02:13:52 PM  

chocolate starfish

Thats funny!
2003-02-17 02:15:48 PM  
"Thomas told investigators the drugs were not his and he was only told to deliver it to a girl who was outside the county jail"

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Honestly, it's not mine!
2003-02-17 02:19:19 PM  
8 bags of plumber. Ouch.
2003-02-17 02:19:33 PM  
"Biatch set me up."
- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
2003-02-17 02:21:10 PM  
Funniest. Headline. Ever. That is all.
2003-02-17 02:27:24 PM  
I for one am glad to live in a country where the government can stick its hand up your ass and put you in jail if they don't like what they find. Civil Rights, we don't need no stinking civil rights.
2003-02-17 02:29:31 PM  
I guess these drugs didn't slip though the crack, eh?

/ducks rotten tomato
2003-02-17 02:32:30 PM  
Now who is the other fellow LAX'er on here?
2003-02-17 02:33:04 PM  
It's a crap! I've been crack jacked!
2003-02-17 02:40:34 PM  
A warrant and everything. That searcher was very thorough. One might even say, "anal-retentive."

/I'm done, I swear
2003-02-17 02:42:54 PM  
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Crack in the colon?
2003-02-17 02:53:12 PM  
Yet another example of why we need a Wisconsin tag.
2003-02-17 03:04:00 PM  
I am from Wisconsin and I demand we get our own tag. I believe we've earned it.



Saturday morning memories.
2003-02-17 03:04:53 PM  
Whitney Houston says that crack is really cheap. Does anyone here know what the street value of 4.5 grams of crack is? I wouldn't think it would be enough to take a risk like that.
2003-02-17 03:07:08 PM  
Woo! My third story posted! :)
2003-02-17 03:07:20 PM  
...trying to smuggle it OUT of jail???
2003-02-17 03:10:44 PM  
Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Awards.....
2003-02-17 03:14:25 PM  
Go La Crosse.
2003-02-17 03:16:51 PM  
Woo-hoo, 35 miles from me!
2003-02-17 03:40:49 PM  
Butt Crack?
2003-02-17 03:41:23 PM  
"Thomas told investigators the drugs were not his ...."

Priceless. Best laugh I had today!
2003-02-17 03:54:58 PM  
Oh yea, we're definatly winning the war on drugs when PRISONERS are smuggling drugs *OUT* of jail.

"Mom, what's 'situational homosexuality'?"
2003-02-17 03:55:34 PM  
"Whitney Houston says that crack is really cheap. Does anyone here know what the street value of 4.5 grams of crack is? I wouldn't think it would be enough to take a risk like that."

2003-02-17 04:10:49 PM  
"It was a Million to one shot, Doc, Million to one."
2003-02-17 04:17:29 PM  
Heh. That's great. If I ever get a cavity search, I'll pull that one.

"D'ja find my CRACK yet? HUH? DIDJA!?"

That'll have 'em rollin'...
2003-02-17 04:18:23 PM  
Chocolate starfish.....ha ha that's a classic! good one, Snoopy
2003-02-17 04:21:55 PM  
this so not news, but what a headline!
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